What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[AnnoyingPentium]

The left control key had stopped working on my laptop due to some software shite I really don't understand. It's now working again after I've done precisely fuck all to fix it.

[Snake Charmer]

1 hour ago, RoverFolkUs said:

Think they could do with some grammar lesson's .......

Or just add before their shitey shite; "We repair previously botched, buggered or bolloxed......

13 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

The left control key had stopped working on my laptop due to some software shite I really don't understand. It's now working again after I've done precisely fuck all to fix it.

Spilt coffee, bogeys, nasal hair or any combination of all three moving around in the heady temperatures we are heading towards called  "summertime". Just a thought.

[RoverFolkUs]

26 minutes ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

The left control key had stopped working on my laptop due to some software shite I really don't understand. It's now working again after I've done precisely fuck all to fix it.

My laptop has a mind of its own, sometimes the keyboard will refuse to work unless I put it in sleep mode and switch it on again 🤷‍♂️ makes no sense to me how that can make any difference, but it does!

Have I done anything to rectify that? Of course not!

[Snake Charmer]

After spending an inordinate amount of time uploading CDs to my laptop over the weekend to "sync" with my phone for listening whilst a colleague is away, then having to trawl the tinternet to find a Windoze 8.1 fix just to connect the bloody phone via USB, l eventually realised sending them from Windoze Exploiter took seconds rom a CD Rip.

Once that shite was dealt with,  I did grin today through gritted teeth when realisation set in my Bose speaker was still at home!

[62 Austin]

 

Look hard to see if you can find the errors _  _ _ 

supposed to be in English

Wichita, Kansas

[62 Austin]

Always watch your........

 

 

[Snake Charmer]

When P clips and cable ties just don't cut the mustard for your Lamba sensors.

Even better, you have to use two types of silicone.......

[New POD]

4 hours ago, 62 Austin said:

 

Look hard to see if you can find the errors _  _ _ 

supposed to be in English

Wichita, Kansas

I took this yesterday. 

At enstion two d_tale = zer0

[808 Estate]

[808 Estate]

[Wack]

I had to read that twice

[Quintus]

It's not every day you encounter the phrase 'faeces-eating cult' 😲

https://www.thaienquirer.com/39988/leader-of-feces-eating-cult-arrested-after-11-dead-bodies-discovered-during-raid/

[Wack]

27 minutes ago, Quintus said:

It's not every day you encounter the phrase 'faeces-eating cult' 😲

https://www.thaienquirer.com/39988/leader-of-feces-eating-cult-arrested-after-11-dead-bodies-discovered-during-raid/

I'm not sure if this is Thailand but it doesn't look very appetising , if I ever went there I'd need to bring a freezer full of ready meals 

[Quintus]

16 minutes ago, Wack said:

I'm not sure if this is Thailand but it doesn't look very appetising , if I ever went there I'd need to bring a freezer full of ready meals 

 

I presume they always ask 'You want flies with that?' but you get them anyway regardless!

[hairnet]

1. explosive liquid

2. internal combustion engine

3. motion

 

you cant have one without the other two 

which one didnt materialise?

verdict: TWAT (who needs to borrow stevie wonders glasses as they woulda made a better job of it)

verdict: STILL A TWAT

*runs off to whimper in a corner

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, hairnet said:

you cant have one without the other two 

Let's talk about that tomorrow 😄

[iainrcz]

Overhead a guy saying to a kid "that'll put lead in your pencil"

Fucking hilarious. I thought it was just my mental lot that said that.

[High Jetter]

That went down like a **** balloon then?

[Metal Guru]

Appleby Horse Fair. To stop the gyp, sorry “Travellers”, camping on the verges and turning them into a giant toilet , Cumbria County Council have put up fence posts at around 3m intervals all along the A 685 from Kirkby Stephen to Brough. Has anyone at the council realised they’ve just supplied them with free firewood at the tax payers expense?

[Wack]

2 hours ago, Metal Guru said:

Appleby Horse Fair. To stop the gyp, sorry “Travellers”, camping on the verges and turning them into a giant toilet , Cumbria County Council have put up fence posts at around 3m intervals all along the A 685 from Kirkby Stephen to Brough. Has anyone at the council realised they’ve just supplied them with free firewood at the tax payers expense?

In Middlewich they used to camp outside the ERF factory for months as the access road only went to ERF , when they fucked off the council put double yellow lines down which obviously they ignored ( traffic warden, you can fuck right off)

Then once they'd fucked off again they put concrete storm drain sections down to stop them parking on the verge so obviously they just parked on the road making access to the factory difficult for the trucks, I went there one evening about 5pm and the concrete storm drains were square and just about the right height for a dinner table.

Then one time I went and 2 caravans were wrecked , full of pick axe holes, I doubt that was the council though.

[myglaren]

Helpful advice from the Finnish government.

[Spurious]

4 minutes ago, myglaren said:

Helpful advice from the Finnish government.

Valtra power 💪

[paulplom]

After 5 months fucking about I've managed to flog my transhit on Tuesday. Got a not unreasonable £11250. I owed £5k finance so it still but a few quid in my bank. I'm very happy to see the back of the cunt and I feel sorry for the poor fucker that will eventually end up with it. 

Ford? Never ever fucking again.

[808 Estate]

[PhilA]

Shatner, with his finest Ronnie Pickering impression:

[hairnet]

lol at the crickut @STUNO

they get in new gadge for hengland who just happens to be ex kiwi playing staff

LOL that the first game he will be involved in

they play new zealand

well it made me larf

@Parky - do you have to yay for nz or get deported?

[AnnoyingPentium]

3 hours ago, PhilA said:

Shatner, with his finest Ronnie Pickering impression:

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!

[Remspoor]

1 hour ago, AnnoyingPentium said:

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?!

Yer Mr "bloody" trekkie.  Am I right Jim?

[Bren]

When you go to a meditiation class and pretend to be asleep because you dont want to drop your guts in front of the class.....

[High Jetter]

....you should have had a crap first?