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11 hours ago, Wack said:

Interesting , Bose electromagnetic suspension 

Hang on, Bose spent ages trying to do what Citroën already did?

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Just now, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Hang on, Bose spent ages trying to do what Citroën already did?

Yes, but instead of inflicting pain using weird pipe unions and pipes themselves, they used a lot of electronics.

Posted
Just now, Fumbler said:

...., they used a lot of electronics.

....which inflict equal pain but in miniature?

Posted
1 minute ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

....which inflict equal pain but in miniature?

I'd imagine so. Being Bose, however, they do have their heads screwed on tight when it comes to making things well, so perhaps it wouldn't be as painful as I think. Bloody heavy, mind.

Posted
1 minute ago, Fumbler said:

..... Bloody heavy, mind.

I inherited one of their "wave" CD radio sets. Not exactly lightweight!

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Early MK2 Focus?

I don't think we've even had a van come back in from hire quite that bad 😦

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3 hours ago, SRi05 said:

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Mine's a lot worse than that, and normally smells of horse.

Posted
7 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Mine's a lot worse than that, and normally smells of horse.

You really shouldn't let the horse shit in the car.

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12 hours ago, SRi05 said:

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Wow.  Obviously the solution to the ashtray overflowing is to use the rest of the car as an ashtray.  They must have been doing thot for at least a couple of months...

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10 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Mine's a lot worse than that, and normally smells of horse.

Don't go to Paisley then. Not because of the car, it's just really shit 

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I have had an old fluid extractor thing for years and its never held a vacuum so to drain anything you had to pump away like a demented person.

So the other day i fitted a check valve in to the suction pipe so i could build up and hold vacuum in its reservoir and now it's working like a champ as ably demonstrated by removing half a litre of oily muck from of a mobile tyre vans little piston compressor.

Happy days...

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Posted
9 hours ago, catsinthewelder said:

Animal?

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Beaker, surely?

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Given the comprehension issues Swedish Chef is more likely?

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Reshuffle going on with teams at work. 

Gov't contract's been extended for a year and they want us Mon-Fri 9-6. 

 

Fucking belting. 

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6 hours ago, GrumpiusMaximus said:

Wow.  Obviously the solution to the ashtray overflowing is to use the rest of the car as an ashtray.  They must have been doing thot for at least a couple of months...

When the floor is full please use the ashtrays!

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Posted
6 hours ago, hairnet said:

So this was not quite how it shoulda happened

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speaking to the lady who sold me the ticket she said there trains till after 5pm

i filed that info away but then regurgitated it to mean the steam train - (i have manflu and a gammy leg) so v7 instead of v8 :D

of course by the time i got back into douglas for the steam the last one (1550) had gone (i got there at 1610)

so bus wanker (3 quid and wifi ftw) back to erin

some of the TT tomorrow and jurby transport as the manx museum shut for the winter beginning of october sadly

Posted
9 hours ago, hairnet said:

So this was not quite how it shoulda happened

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So have you a meeting with Big Clive then?

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22 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Mine's a lot worse than that, and normally smells of horse.

Heroin? 

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Posted

Well that's the 13 hour shift done for another year. Thank fuck.

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