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my parents have got themselves another cat.

 

last week they were stopping at my kid sisters, and my father had to take their dog for a walk.

 

while walking along a canal, the dog disappeared into some bushes and wouldn't come back.

 

so father went to see what was so fasinating, only to find a tiny scrap of black fur huddeled up underneath it.

 

it was a small black kitten, thin, soaking wet and with a pathetic meaow.

 

he decided that he couldn't just leave it there, so, he picked it up, popped it into his coat and brought it back.

 

at the house, it got something tasty to eat which it gobbled back like no tomorrow.

 

so, he called a local vet and took it down for them to look at. the vet thinks its maybe 10 weeks old, and apart from been thin, its in good health. and when been told that my parents were going to take it in, they found it some kitten food, a blanket, toy and a basket.

 

now my father has little black shadow as Harley (he found it near Harley moor) loves to follow him round the house, as he loves my dad! and if dad isn't home, then the cat follows the dog, if the dog has gone to bed, then the cat goes and gets into bed with dog.... or just makes do with sleeping on mum's lap. the grand kids love him too, put the kitten on a seat, he falls asleep. he's a real lap cat!

 

so, some worm has dumped a little black cat, only for that little black cat to end up living with my folks.

 

but then, the cats that my mother has had over the years, has found my mother even when she wasn't looking for one!

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I tried telling that to my wife when our kids were born.

They were bought and fitted "Just in case".

My wife works in a nursery and I've had plenty of arguments about them. She always says that it's recommended policy to put them in, but can never seem to quote where. The other month she then said that they are no longer recommend...

 

They're not only dangerous in defeating the sockets and can be used as a tool, but also don't have to conform to any safety standard of their own.

 

One thing "apparently" about the 3 pin plug ... More people have been injured from standing on them, than possible lives saved from the fuse and shutters.

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Ive given up arguing about the sodding things with Amy, I just fit them and shut up.

 

Then Charlie spends half an hour subtly* trying to get them back out of the socket as he knows they can be removed

Posted

my parents have got themselves another cat.

 

last week they were stopping at my kid sisters, and my father had to take their dog for a walk.

 

while walking along a canal, the dog disappeared into some bushes and wouldn't come back.

 

so father went to see what was so fasinating, only to find a tiny scrap of black fur huddeled up underneath it.

 

it was a small black kitten, thin, soaking wet and with a pathetic meaow.

 

he decided that he couldn't just leave it there, so, he picked it up, popped it into his coat and brought it back.

 

at the house, it got something tasty to eat which it gobbled back like no tomorrow.

 

so, he called a local vet and took it down for them to look at. the vet thinks its maybe 10 weeks old, and apart from been thin, its in good health. and when been told that my parents were going to take it in, they found it some kitten food, a blanket, toy and a basket.

 

now my father has little black shadow as Harley (he found it near Harley moor) loves to follow him round the house, as he loves my dad! and if dad isn't home, then the cat follows the dog, if the dog has gone to bed, then the cat goes and gets into bed with dog.... or just makes do with sleeping on mum's lap. the grand kids love him too, put the kitten on a seat, he falls asleep. he's a real lap cat!

 

so, some worm has dumped a little black cat, only for that little black cat to end up living with my folks.

 

but then, the cats that my mother has had over the years, has found my mother even when she wasn't looking for one!

My like is for the kindness and the kitten doing well

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If we're putting the knife into the BS 3pin plug (pun intended), why, oh why was the cable designed to come out of the bottom? One of the very few things about the Europlug that i feel is better is that the cable almost always exits the back of the plug, so when muggins here is hoovering and someone trips on the wire, the plug will come harmlessly out of the socket 1. preventing the 'trip wire' staying taut and 2. cutting the power to the hoover (or whatever) in a safe manner. Instead the British plug either causes the hoover to become a projectile and/or causes damage to the cord/plug/socket or even backbox and plaster on the surrounding wall, in the case of one of my tenants. That's a combination of poor design and extreme clumsiness, granted, but it's muggins here that has to source a new socket (the faceplate cracked in two), backbox (mangled) and repair plaster...

 

Sorry, wrong thread, really.

 

As you were...

 

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For any and all arguments about socket covers on BS1363 sockets.

 

http://www.fatallyflawed.org.uk/

 

Makes very good arguments, all backed up with demonstrations and technical information. Many videos, etc.etc.

 

If anyone can read that website and still think they are a good idea.......

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For any and all arguments about socket covers on BS1363 sockets.

 

There's an echo in the room....

 

(I only posted that link about ten posts back on the previous page)

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There's an echo in the room....

Bottoms.

 

I even looked back a bit to see if anyone had posted it! I suspect my highly reliable*, fast*, and effective* home broadband may have had a hand in me missing that as it's blatantly there to see now that I'm using work internettage.

 

 

I take them out wherever I see them now. My local doctors surgery had hundreds of the damn things fitted all over the place, so I gave the receptionist a print of the fatallyflawed front page. They all dissappered overnight.

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An ebay grin today (shock! horror! Ebay worked!). Sold a Transit on ebay a few weeks ago, buyer was in regular contact, collection got delayed due to contractor problem so the buyer paid by bank transfer, and this morning it was collected without hassle. Nice when it all works.

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My wife works in a nursery and I've had plenty of arguments about them. She always says that it's recommended policy to put them in, but can never seem to quote where. The other month she then said that they are no longer recommend...

 

They're not only dangerous in defeating the sockets and can be used as a tool, but also don't have to conform to any safety standard of their own.

 

One thing "apparently" about the 3 pin plug ... More people have been injured from standing on them, than possible lives saved from the fuse and shutters.

I think it was an Ofsted policy at one time that you had to have these. My other half has been a childminder for over 15 years and had them up until a couple of years ago as she had been told they were required. Now someone with common sense has realised they are not a good idea and the policy has been dropped.

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Sat in car waiting Mrs BMH coming out of Iceland and spotted this.

 

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the BS 3pin plug, why, oh why was the cable designed to come out of the bottom?

AFAIK the reason was to prevent people from using the cord to pull the plug out of the wall. Europlugs (and many other plugs worldwide) suffer from cable damage because people yank them out of the wall by the flex on a regular basis. By bringing the cable out of the bottom you then *have* to grasp the plug itself, so the flex is not damaged.

 

Also, they are much lower profile and hence will hide behind furniture better than if the flex came out at right-angles to the wall.

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I'm sure it's that sure I got it from but didn't one high street retailer sell those plug covers that were so small you could stick a wire into both line and neutral with no protection at all?

 

Anyway my grin is Junior_the_Princess went for a haircut so we needed a video to distract him from crying. Pepper Pig? Pah. Any cartoon? Nope. This worked brilliantly

 

 

Followed by a trip to the bus station to watch them in the metal.

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Last night mini_l1 was grumbling at his stirfry (he hasn't quick got the idea around noodles yet and occasionally pulls on the end he hasn't swallowed yet) and was only sated by watching Mr Wobbler driving an Ami.

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Anyway my grin is Junior_the_Princess went for a haircut so we needed a video to distract him from crying. Pepper Pig? Pah. Any cartoon? Nope. This worked brilliantly

 

https://youtu.be/lK5a_-jr_pA

 

Followed by a trip to the bus station to watch them in the metal.

That will cheer me up later when I can watch it in peace! I went to school on SELKent buses in the '90s. Many nostalgia.

 

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Went to see a metalworking freind this morning. The new-old-stock wing I am using on the Oxford had a couple of dents in it that I knew I wouldn't be able to deal with.  He took a break from making an aluminium DB4 GT Zagato to sort out my little bit of Farina.

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there is a mk2 escort on a two post ramp nextdoor.It's been there since 1999 and hasn't been started for 14 years.3 O'clock this afternoon I heard the ramp coming down so went for a nose.

The apprentice has put a battery charger on the escort and is turning the engine over by hand.Next he cranked it over and the distinctive sound of a starter bendix throwing out could be heard.He cranked it a few more times before checking for a spark at the king lead.20 minutes after first tinkering about with it and the old escort is running.

Made me smile that the car has been stuck on that ramp longer than the apprentice has been on the planet.He'll go far that lad.

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I might actually be doing stuff this year!

 

Shitefest in June

My Dad's just spontaneously booked tickets to a band we like in Motherwell, flipping Glasgow in July

2 weeks off in August. I might have accidentally booked 2 weeks where Amy and the Kids are away for 1 week, what a shame*

Trip to wales in early March to a hoover collector and good friends house for beers and fun!

 

Best get the steering rods fixed on the gooner and keep the AA membership paid so I can enjoy them, although I think Dad is driving to scotland when we go, it's just shitefest it needs to not disgrace itself for! Best start saving some money each month too and not waste it on shit...

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I'm sure it's that sure I got it from but didn't one high street retailer sell those plug covers that were so small you could stick a wire into both line and neutral with no protection at all?

 

Anyway my grin is Junior_the_Princess went for a haircut so we needed a video to distract him from crying. Pepper Pig? Pah. Any cartoon? Nope. This worked brilliantly

 

 

Followed by a trip to the bus station to watch them in the metal.

andrew campbell would be exactly the same (and you seen a recent pic right :D )

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I might actually be doing stuff this year!

 

Shitefest in June

My Dad's just spontaneously booked tickets to a band we like in Motherwell, flipping Glasgow in July

2 weeks off in August. I might have accidentally booked 2 weeks where Amy and the Kids are away for 1 week, what a shame*

Trip to wales in early March to a hoover collector and good friends house for beers and fun!

 

Best get the steering rods fixed on the gooner and keep the AA membership paid so I can enjoy them, although I think Dad is driving to scotland when we go, it's just shitefest it needs to not disgrace itself for! Best start saving some money each month too and not waste it on shit...

not quite glasgow :P

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Further to my post in the grump thread about my dads diagnosis - we have booked a massive campervan for 10 days over Easter to go touring inc back up to Scotland where we used to live . Just myself , dad and brother .

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Further to my post in the grump thread about my dads diagnosis - we have booked a massive campervan for 10 days over Easter to go touring inc back up to Scotland where we used to live . Just myself , dad and brother .

If it's about scotoshite time (last we'd of the month) pop along

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Oh dear it appears someone doesn't understand piss taking or sarcasm. :-)

 

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Anyway thanks for the message, in the words of Terry Tibbs, much love.

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I was following a Mazda RX8 this morning and kept wondering when it'll be getting its Pinto fitted... :-D

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I believe rebuilding the rx8 engines isn't that expensive or difficult. Nor is it that difficult (for a modern) engine to remove. It's just that labour is expensive and people don't expect to do such major things on, what most people consider as a non exotic car.

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