What makes you grin? Antidote to grumpy thread

[AlabamaShrimp]

uBlock Origin on a phone? I have the Firefox addon installed on my PC, though. Perhaps it's also on Firefox on my phone, just hiding in the background.

 

My solution to not having Facebook on my phone is not installing the app at all.

I've got ad block on my phone. Think it's the same one as you get for the PC. Does and OK job not 100% but better than nothing.

[Zelandeth]

Couple of evenings ago had a massive grin on my face when someone in a lowered, spoilered and loud turbo equipped BMW decided automatically to pull out to overtake me away from the lights.

 

I very childishly gave it full beans away from the lights (70mph dual carriageway) in the Activa.  BMW driver and his passenger were mightily surprised I think to find that they weren't gaining ground on a nondescript old Citroen.

 

Traction was definitely the limiting factor through to fourth gear.

 

That thing really does go when you tell it to.

 

They sailed off into the distance after a couple of roundabouts as I wasn't willing to massively ignore speed limits!

[DVee8]

People's thought process.

One of the lads at work has a 59plate Range Rover sport.He was complaining about his running costs 22-25 mpg on his 36mile round trip to work and £500 a year road tax plus what ever his insurance is.

So he has spent £4000 in a Vauxhall Corsa.

Took the RRS off the road and into the garage as it is still on finance.

So he has spent £4k savings,still paying finance just to save a couple of quid on fuel and tax.

[Guest Hooli]

People's thought process.

One of the lads at work has a 59plate Range Rover sport.He was complaining about his running costs 22-25 mpg on his 36mile round trip to work and £500 a year road tax plus what ever his insurance is.

So he has spent £4000 in a Vauxhall Corsa.

Took the RRS off the road and into the garage as it is still on finance.

So he has spent £4k savings,still paying finance just to save a couple of quid on fuel and tax.

 

Nuts.

[twosmoke300]

I know ! A corsa ffs

[Exiled_Tat_Gatherer]

The Turnip prize......

 

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-somerset-42244179

 

Should be given more of an international recognition than the sh*t that is the 'original' pile of wank

[Pillock]

Oh I didn’t clock the bit about Crapatalk.

I use Chrome to view mobile AS, there aren’t any ads and it’s one less app.

I use Tapatalk and haven't seen a single advert. Weird!

I find it much better than a web browser though, especially since they updated it to get rid of pages and just have one long topic.

[Pillock]

Lobbed my company car in for a service.

Last year it went to Sytner, where miniskirted lasses greeted me in their indoor dropoff zone, a pleasant man (wearing a very nice suit, because I'm trying to balance my sexist comments) made me a coffee and booked it in, and I got a Mini Cooper auto courtesy car.

 

This year, I've had to take it to a (very) local indie. They specialise in truck repairs, they're on an industrial estate littered with dumped cars and burger vans, and there was nowhere to park.

 

However.... They did give me a courtesy car. A Sandero!

 

It's brilliantly awful. I feel like the king of the blanking plates.

[Tamworthbay]

Lobbed my company car in for a service.

Last year it went to Sytner, where miniskirted lasses greeted me in their indoor dropoff zone, a pleasant man (wearing a very nice suit, because I'm trying to balance my sexist comments) made me a coffee and booked it in, and I got a Mini Cooper auto courtesy car.

This year, I've had to take it to a (very) local indie. They specialise in truck repairs, they're on an industrial estate littered with dumped cars and burger vans, and there was nowhere to park.

However.... They did give me a courtesy car. A Sandero!

It's brilliantly awful. I feel like the king of the blanking plates.

our 17 year old Beemer was in for an airbag recall and we got the full treatment including a full valet free of charge, when I took my wife’s year old Fiat for its first service I got a Luke warm cup of tea in a portacabin (to be fair they are refurbishing the service waiting area).

[Dave_Q]

Accurate translation is accurate.

 

[robinmasters]

I've found some unused 'All Vauxhalls are shit' stickers.

 

I have a Corsa as a courtesy car.

 

I haven't, but the thought of doing so is enough for a big grin. I may or may not* place said sticker in a discrete place that won't be noticed when I return it.

[strangeangel]

Accurate translation is accurate.

 

 

Surely

 

 

would have been sufficient?

[sierraman]

People's thought process.

One of the lads at work has a 59plate Range Rover sport.He was complaining about his running costs 22-25 mpg on his 36mile round trip to work and £500 a year road tax plus what ever his insurance is.

So he has spent £4000 in a Vauxhall Corsa.

Took the RRS off the road and into the garage as it is still on finance.

So he has spent £4k savings,still paying finance just to save a couple of quid on fuel and tax.

Clearly couldn’t afford it from the outset. A Corsa though, from one extreme to another there wasn’t any need to stoop that low!

[cms206]

I don't understand shit like that. I can't stomach 25mpg from my 250 quid 850 petrol so I bought a 300 quid 850 diesel. If it's fucked I'll buy something else for 300 quid.

 

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[Kiltox]

It's brilliantly awful. I feel like the king of the blanking plates.

Excuse me sir, I think you’ll find that’s my title

[fordperv]

Saw a lovely condition 4 door bmw e36 that wasnt messed about with earlier, I can't remember the last time I saw one in the wild

 

[Supernaut]

Body-coloured bumpers, a spoiler, and alloy wheels?!

 

DECADENT!

 

Now I want to get mine and 17-Coffees' E36 316i back on the road... but it's hiding for winter.

[sierraman]

I don't understand shit like that. I can't stomach 25mpg from my 250 quid 850 petrol so I bought a 300 quid 850 diesel. If it's fucked I'll buy something else for 300 quid.

 

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I’ve lost count of the amount of people I’ve heard needing a pair of tyres and a service then bail on a car because ‘its giving them a lot of trouble’.

 

A mate of mine said he got a lot of people coming into the Mercedes garage with a E class on PCP horrified at the £500 service bills or £200 a pop tyres. Can’t imagine they’d let you fit a pair of ‘loveyoulongtime radials’ either if they were planning on retailing it at the end of the term.

[Hendry]

Lobbed my company car in for a service.

Last year it went to Sytner, where miniskirted lasses greeted me in their indoor dropoff zone, a pleasant man (wearing a very nice suit, because I'm trying to balance my sexist comments) made me a coffee and booked it in, and I got a Mini Cooper auto courtesy car.

 

This year, I've had to take it to a (very) local indie. They specialise in truck repairs, they're on an industrial estate littered with dumped cars and burger vans, and there was nowhere to park.

 

However.... They did give me a courtesy car. A Sandero!

 

It's brilliantly awful. I feel like the king of the blanking plates.

Surprised at this, would’ve thought a company car would’ve had to go to a main dealer always.

 

At my old work regardless of whether it was a funded contract (my work owned the car outright) or whether it was a lease, rental or buyback deal they had the car on, ALL Volvo, Merc, Audi, BMW, Jag, Land Rover, Lexus, Mini, Porsche etc went to the main dealer for everything except tyres. So servicing, repairs etc as well as warranty.

 

The rest whether it was a base Kia Picanto or a £30,000 Mondeo Titanium X or a VW Tiguan R-Line got chucked into Halfords autocentre for everything except tyres and warranty work.

 

The rationale being the prestige branded cars would be easier to shift and worth more money cone disposal time, because prestige buyers cared more about dealer stamps in the book whereas buyers of run of the mill Vauxhall, Ford, VW, PSA, Toyota, Kia etc wouldn’t care. Only bonus for us was not having to deal with Arnold Clark that often as all their prestige dealerships were further away and the nearest BM, Merc, Jag, Volvo And LR dealerships were operated by Parks, Stratstone/Pendragon, Lookers/Taggarts. Etc

 

I did like the Merc places as they had a cubbyhole in the showroom which was the parts department waiting area which had random parts like a bonnet from an old C-class, oil filters broken in 2 to see the inside etc deliberately put there to show the range of parts the Main dealer could provide.

[Pillock]

They seem to deal with a company called Prestige Servicing who have contracts to do warranty work for loads of manufacturers. Prestige then outsource to their approved garages.

 

It's a 2.5 year old car on 55k so I don't know if they've decided a main dealer service history isn't adding anything to the value, it'll be knocking 100k when I give it back and probably to straight to auction rather than a dealer forecourt.

 

They've just phoned to say they can't get an oil filter for my BMW though so I've got the Sandero for another day! Gotta do 250 miles in it tomorrow.…..

[danthecapriman]

Surprised at this, would’ve thought a company car would’ve had to go to a main dealer always.

At my old work regardless of whether it was a funded contract (my work owned the car outright) or whether it was a lease, rental or buyback deal they had the car on, ALL Volvo, Merc, Audi, BMW, Jag, Land Rover, Lexus, Mini, Porsche etc went to the main dealer for everything except tyres. So servicing, repairs etc as well as warranty.

The rest whether it was a base Kia Picanto or a £30,000 Mondeo Titanium X or a VW Tiguan R-Line got chucked into Halfords autocentre for everything except tyres and warranty work.

The rationale being the prestige branded cars would be easier to shift and worth more money cone disposal time, because prestige buyers cared more about dealer stamps in the book whereas buyers of run of the mill Vauxhall, Ford, VW, PSA, Toyota, Kia etc wouldn’t care. Only bonus for us was not having to deal with Arnold Clark that often as all their prestige dealerships were further away and the nearest BM, Merc, Jag, Volvo And LR dealerships were operated by Parks, Stratstone/Pendragon, Lookers/Taggarts. Etc

I did like the Merc places as they had a cubbyhole in the showroom which was the parts department waiting area which had random parts like a bonnet from an old C-class, oil filters broken in 2 to see the inside etc deliberately put there to show the range of parts the Main dealer could provide.

None of ours have to go to a main dealer either, cars or the commercials.

 

All ours are owned by Lex, they let you use anywhere that's on their books (which is loads of garages!) and that does include main dealers if that's what you want.

 

My old Sprinter went back to Pentagon Mercedes commercials for a lot of servicing etc. The one I've got now just goes round to the local garage. Even the first warranty services are included wherever the driver wants. As long as it's done I don't think Lex care.

[beko1987]

They seem to deal with a company called Prestige Servicing who have contracts to do warranty work for loads of manufacturers. Prestige then outsource to their approved garages.

 

It's a 2.5 year old car on 55k so I don't know if they've decided a main dealer service history isn't adding anything to the value, it'll be knocking 100k when I give it back and probably to straight to auction rather than a dealer forecourt.

 

They've just phoned to say they can't get an oil filter for my BMW though so I've got the Sandero for another day! Gotta do 250 miles in it tomorrow.…..

 

Ooh I might get to see a sandero tomorrow...

[Pillock]

Highlight of your day!

[spike60]

At a recent family gathering I was talking to a cousin who I only ever seem to see at funerals. He lives about 90 miles north of me and i mentioned I had been close to there collecting a car recently, to which he told me to call if I was up there again. His wife said I would know the house as it it was the only one in the village with a 2.8i Capri and a Wolseley on the drive, oh, and a traction engine. I feel such a lightweight.....

[vulgalour]

Half the suspension on the Princess is fixed.  The other half will be by Monday once the custom pipes are made.

[beko1987]

50% off brakes at euro car parts until 9pm. Just put the Zafira's front discs and pads, and the rear pads for the gooner through for just over £50 for the lot, with free delivery as I can't be bothered to trek to the store

[cobblers]

Hope they do free returns for when you get a package with one spark plug, a crank sensor that's not for a mk3 golf and some laguna rear brake pads that are for a completely different laguna, At least when you go in store you can hand it straight back to them!

[twosmoke300]

Ha was gonna post something similar.

 

It’s funny cos it’s true

[beko1987]

If their wrong I'll still wander straight into the store and return them! I just don't loose my Friday lunchtime, and can't do tomorrow as I'm hoping to meet up with Mr Pillock

[eddyramrod]

I washed my work van today.  Thus inspired, when I got home and had taken the dog out, I proceeded to wash my entire fleet, one by one!  I now have three lovely clean cars, which is a change!  I even, for the first time, detached Huggy's fender skirts so I could do the rear whitewalls with the green side of a sponge-scourer (brings them up a treat).  While I had the skirts off I gave the release mechanisms a blast of 3-in-1.

 

I'm knackered now though, My back hurts and I've spent a lot of the afternoon asleep, in half-hour chunks.  But it's still a grin, because I have three clean cars.  This is the first time I've washed the Rover!