Bumper stickers

[Squire_Dawson]

I was trying to find a photo of the 'I love my Jalopy' sticker from the Jalopy mag thread (without success), but stumbled upon these.

 

http://www.zazzle.co.uk/jalopy+bumperstickers

 

Some of my favourites:

 

 

 

 

[richardmorris]

I have several for the 2cv - my other car is a 2cv too, it may be a 2cv but it's in front of you, non-turbo, paid for and increasing in value, 2cvers do it bouncily, slow vehicle, no wine or baguettes left in this vehicle overnight.

[Squire_Dawson]

I would like, but not yet found, one which reads 'My other car's a banger'.

[UltraWomble]

I was trying to find a photo of the 'I love my Jalopy' sticker from the Jalopy mag thread (without success), 

 

What this one?

 

You perhaps looking for a his res scan like this one?

 

No, fooked if I can find one on the internet either

[plasticvandan]

Volvo aware motorcyclist was a favourite I used to have

[purplebargeken]

I used to have 'iron pig' in German on my MuZ 301. 

 

I also had 'please do not confuse me with someone who gives a shit' on the back of the i10.

[chaseracer]

I have the Joypal sticker on the Dyane 

[robinmasters]

The hilarious bumper sticker is the automotive equivalent of the "wacky" tie that the zany guy in the office wears.

I'm mad, I am

No you're not, you're lonely and desperate for attention.

[beko1987]

I took most of the stickers on the xantia off. all that's left is the 'no cheese, baguettes or wine left in this vehicle overnight' sticker, and 'no poke' from the no smoke no poke sticker. not a fan of humorous bumper stickers, a tasteful autoshite dealer sticker in the rear window is as far as I usually go

[Cavcraft]

If there's a 'Do I look like I care what f*cking car you drive?' sticker I'd possibly buy one.

[nigel bickle]

I m sad, but I like the occasional inappropriate sticker.

 

Here's just a few of my spares

 

[oldcars]

Only one i want is a "you have been rovertaken" on the 75. But i won't.

[PiperCub]

Really like "You laugh at my car, I laugh at your debt" - Yup. 

 

Haven't heard the 'God's fan club' one before either. 

[richardmorris]

Mine can't be seen, they're stuck on the inside of the 2cvs bootlid and over my toolboxes with the various meeting stickers.

[babydriver]

Look at the back of Moogs new stead, all those I made.

[tooSavvy]

 

TS

[barefoot]

I've got an unused 'I love my Jalopy' still attached to an issue 2.

 

Will swap for issue 15!

[captain_70s]

I only have one amusing sticker on my cars.

 

[xtriple]

On my Triumph Bonneville it had a small (tiny really) sticker on the rear mudguards that read: ' Protected by anti-theft sticker.' which amused me no end, it stayed.

 

On the 'SZ register' of the Bentley and Rolls Royce club someone has started selling stickers that say: ' No BMW parts fitted here!' which I agree with but not putting one on my car! If I did, it would cause rust or the paint would peel off if I ever tried to remove it!

[scruff]

I would love a Joypal sticker on the A35, may have to try and create one!

 

My mate has "Don't laugh, your daughter might be inside" on his Firenza which is very apt.

 

I liked this but feel a bit of a noofta these days with my Midget disc brakes on the front.

 

[Shep Shepherd]

For several years, The Volvo has had a reproduction of the late-1980s/early-1990s Arthur Daley dealership sticker in its rear window:

 

 

"Look at this fine Volvo 740 estate vehicle. Owned by an old Jewish fella in East Finchley who never drove it in the dark or in the rain. Now, come on Mister Chisholm, would I lie to you?"

[beko1987]

For several years, The Volvo has had a reproduction of the late-1980s/early-1990s Arthur Daley dealership sticker in its rear window:

 

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"Look at this fine Volvo 740 estate vehicle. Owned by an old Jewish fella in East Finchley who never drove it in the dark or in the rain. Now, come on Mister Chisholm, would I lie to you?"

I had that exact sticker on my puma too. now I want one for the xantia too...

[sheffcortinacentre]

I have a Bathurst with track outline (like nurburg ring ones) on back of falcon Ute confuses the fuck out of chavs.

[Mr A Lawrence]

[Noel Tidybeard]

For several years, The Volvo has had a reproduction of the late-1980s/early-1990s Arthur Daley dealership sticker in its rear window:

 

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"Look at this fine Volvo 740 estate vehicle. Owned by an old Jewish fella in East Finchley who never drove it in the dark or in the rain. Now, come on Mister Chisholm, would I lie to you?"

 

i have the very same one in the spaceship

[Supernaut]

I have a white oval sticker on the back of the Xantia, like the ones you use to indicate which country you've come from, except mine says WTF

[HMC]

It's not a bumper sticker as such, but my rough looking jag xj has a number plate dealer sticker, of a fictitious under-the-arches dodgy back street prestige dealer I had made up to complete the look....

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[tooSavvy]

^^ like this more than a 'Daley'

 

TS

[barefoot]

The T2 has a couple of square feet of stickerbombing.

[Tamworthbay]

Back in the 90s a mate of mine had a 'lax power' sticker in max power font in the back of his base model ratty Sierra, it always made me chuckle.