Great number plates - got any?

[fordperv]

Haha cock

 

[robinmasters]

Owned by our own Alcyonecorporation?

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Apparently there's a Tesla running around out there on the plate "CU57ARD"....

[davocano]

On a Range Rover: F16HTC spaced up and screwcovered as FIGHT C

 

The first rule of number plates is you do not talk about number plates.

 

The second rule of number plates is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT NUMBER PLATES.

[SierraMikeHotel]

After my previous spot of something that was trying to spell NO GAS on a Leaf, I saw MY55 MPG on a Prius yesterday. Who says greenies are earnest and have no sense of humour?

[vulgalour]

Not so much humerous as odd on this Yaris (or is it an Aygo?).  I'm guessing it's just an old reg transferred onto a newer car.

 

[Pillock]

Apparently there's a Tesla running around out there on the plate "CU57ARD"....

I thought that the DVLA used that as an example reg on their website because it wasn't in use.

[robinmasters]

Apparently there's a Tesla running around out there on the plate "CU57ARD"....

Disappointingly, MU57ARD doesn't appear to be in use.

[Tayne]

[robinmasters]

I've just connected two facts about a car I saw earlier.

 

Fact 1: It had the registeration 5OLO.

 

Fact 2: It was a Polo.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Disappointingly, MU57ARD doesn't appear to be in use.

Neither is BA57ARD.

[Tayne]

I had a customer with the surname Tastard, one day he appeared with the plate TA57ARD on his BMW.

I commented in this and he was happy to tell me he only paid £1200 for it, “mate of mine in the trade reckons you start at £5k if you want your surname on your numberplate. I’d be quids in if I sold it.”

His wife said, “who exactly would you sell it to?”

He though for a moment and said “my sister”.

“She’s not a Tastard anymore” was the very dismissive response.

“She might get a divorce...”.

 

TA57ARD is no longer in use.

[Tam]

This is my £500 surname plate (40th Birthday gift)

 

 

This is my ideal plate! Never likely to have such a modern motor though

 

[Ghosty]

I bet BUR70N would be expensive (if the U is allowed, it seems to be hit and miss).

DVLA seems to think it's on a modern Landy or Rangey, buy MOT checker and Cazana throw up errors.

BVR70N is apparently a Volvo 145 that's been untaxed since 1987.

 

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[Ghosty]

A ropey Transit just passed my house, plate was N33GAS... I have to wonder how the DVLA let that happen.

 

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[Tadhg Tiogar]

A ropey Transit just passed my house, plate was N33GAS... I have to wonder how the DVLA let that happen.

Possibly because N16GAS wasn't available?

[martc]

Can we have a new rule please?

 

Please, when you post a picture, explain what the number plate is supposed to say (or at least what you think it's trying to say, if anything at all) eg P20 ANO - wot hell this mean?

[Tadhg Tiogar]

....P20 ANO - wot hell this mean?

 

It means that the piano business couldn't afford to pay for P1ANO.

[Tayne]

Can we have a new rule please?

 

Please, when you post a picture, explain what the number plate is supposed to say (or at least what you think it's trying to say, if anything at all) eg P20 ANO - wot hell this mean?

The lettering under the number plate says “Gordon Bell Pianos”, the letters in the numberplate are meant to sound like “piano” (Pee A No).

 

I didn’t think this was too much of a stretch.

[quicksilver]

No silly spacing or contrived words here, I think it's pretty obvious what this means

F12 EMR - EM Rogers by Adam Floyd, on Flickr

 

This one is even moar betterer though

E10 ERF - Paul Edwards by Adam Floyd, on Flickr

[martc]

The lettering under the number plate says “Gordon Bell Pianos”, the letters in the numberplate are meant to sound like “piano” (Pee A No).

 

I didn’t think this was too much of a stretch.

 

I'm a bit dim.

 

I'd have got it if it was PI ANO, or may be even PIO ANO (because it looks a bit like piano) but P20 ANO = piano? As my sarcastic daughter would say, really?

 

(should mention here that I didn't see the bit that mentioned pianos on the bumper)

 

Anyhow, it would be nice if there was a translation for us dopes wot don't get it.

[Tayne]

 

 

(should mention here that I didn't see the bit that mentioned pianos on the bumper)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[martc]

_{You know what they say about sarcasm...}

 

_{But that does explain, to us dimwits, what letters some numbers refer to.}

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

Have a... whatever this thing is

 

 

And a...

 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Have a... whatever this thing is

 

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And a...

 

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Second one's quite good.

 

First one is probably some IT contractor who couldn't get his hands on D161TAL

[Crispian_J_Hotson]

yeah, he had some gumph along the bottom of the plate about IT solutions or sumfink.

[Tayne]

 

For the dim of wit, someone has drawn in the dirt on the numberplate.

 

There is a P at the beginning and a T at the end to make the words “PENIS TWAT”.

 

It is funny because the words are rude.

[Pillock]

Im still surprised the DVLA were quite happy to issue PN15 registrations even though SN07 "wasn't appropriate".

[Lord Sterling]

Yesterday, I failed to get picture of an E36 BMW 320i convertible returning to nature in Sparkbrook with the plate TPR10S. Now I'm wondering if the owner thought they'd get some £££s selling it to a Toyota Prius owner? Or maybe the owners name is Timothy Prios?

[gm]

H5TFU

 

is H a scorned lover who needs to STFU ? a strange choice anyway