Ebay ad: calm down mate.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Steady on now..............

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/I-DOUBT-THERES-BETTER-THAN-THIS-ITS-A-NO-BRAINER-/281718765911?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4197bf3957

[MarvinsMom]

if it is so very wonderful, why is it for sale on flea-bay?

[2MB]

The hard sell seems to be working. 99p no bids

[Skizzer]

I would post something, but MY MIND has been BLOWN by the SERVICE HISTORY.  Often happens.

[lisbon_road]

There and their?  I wouldn't be too bothered but after that flannel, it doesn't seem right somehow....

[chaseracer]

What's a 'service history'?

[Timewaster]

He may not TAKE crap......

[Fabergé Greggs]

 

 

LAST OWNER WAS SON OF A BANKER

 

Such provenance! Where do I sign?

[Tamworthbay]

Oh boy, he has zero feedback and very obviously hasn't looked on ebay before. If ever a car had non sell on it..........

[UltraWomble]

Why the fuck does it appear to have a drum in the boot?

[HH-R]

I was going to post the picture of the service history on this thread, but I didn't want to be responsible for blown minds.

 

Also no 20p stuck in handbrake, I'm OUT.

[Parky]

I am a company director and have two kids so can only bow down to his integrity.

 

VERDICT: Nobber

[barefoot]

I might ask him what colour it is.

[inconsistant]

I wonder if he suffers fools gladly?

[Sealtainn]

Nothing says "Buy my car on eBay" more than SHOUTING the entire ad, several glaring spelling errors and wording your ad to be as condescending as possible. I'm tempted to send him a question "Does it come with wafers?"

[Pillock]

He's not local to me, are there any shiters near West Yorkshire who can go and just look all unimpressed? I reckon he'll just have a breakdown there and then.

[twosmoke300]

Go round and point out loads of tiny dings and scratches in it ( cos it's bound to have plenty) and argue his definition of mint

[HillmanImp]

 

 

THE FIRST TO GET THERE BACKSIDE HERE "WILL BUY"

 

 

 

[Wilko220]

It's a no brainer...

 

The seller, that is.

[HH-R]

Go round and point out loads of tiny dings and scratches in it ( cos it's bound to have plenty) and argue his definition of mint

 

It looks like there's two stone chips on the bonnet under the badge for starters...

 

and the numberplate is broken/wonky.

[fairkens]

To be fair most people from cas I've met do shout all the time so the caps might be about right

[Squire_Dawson]

It's a boring car with an only slightly less boring description.

 

2/10 for spelling and grammar, 4/10 for effort.

 

Would he be one of those people who like or dislike a great number of watchers, then post their bizarre feelings in the description? I may add it to my watch list.

[Aston Martin]

I bid £3.50 and got outbid.

[EssDeeWon]

WATTA DICK!

 

Not you Aston, I mean the guy selling this average looking 3 series

[Station]

He's a company director.

He has a Wimpy house with off street parking for his ten year old car.

Reminds me of those ageing 'property developers' who retire to Pattaya and Bangkok, they have a house they inherited when their wife passed away.

A complete duplicate of every 'sole trader' who works out his earnings pre expenses and pre taxes.

[hairnet]

their their son

 

its the accent

 

if its as mint as he sez

 

why isnt it on an ad rather than 99p start

 

verdict: bell.  end.

[Squire_Dawson]

He's new to eBay. I suspect the 99p start is a deliberate ploy to tempt the punters... unfortunately his 'description' has negated the effect somewhat.

[EssDeeWon]

Not sure about that green rug that resembles a garden lawn in the living room.

[barefoot]

I asked him about the rug.

[bub2006]

I feel a peugeot 405 moment coming back on. loads start watching it and asking daft questions. Virtual beer to anyone who asks if it's got a dent on boot or 20p lodged in handbrake.