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So the front half is a Yamaha XJ and the back half is a Fiat. Given this, how the actual fuck does it get to be

 

registered as as a Reliant Rialto

 

 

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So the front half is a Yamaha XJ and the back half is a Fiat. Given this, how the actual fuck does it get to be

 

 

 

:?:

This needs killing with fire. It would fail an SVA test instantly...for being fuck ugly. Who builds shit like this?

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http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=181744672432

 

BARN FIND

Requires a replacement shell as minimum

 

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Another one I don't get... it's up to £77 but I can't see even that amount's worth of useful stuff. I doubt it's any use for ringing purposes either, as it has no documents and isn't on the DVLA computer?

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£750

 

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This is my Suzuki sj off roader for sale it has a spring over axle conversion, an internal roll cage which needs welding to

the chassis, it has 15" off road tyres on which have good tread on but are perished and offset wheel rims.

It has a homemade Peugeot 1900 non turbo diesel engine conversion with Ldv pilot gearbox,

the engine which is in it is seized but there is a 1900 turbo diesel with it.

The clutch needs some attention the master cylinder is mounted too low and needs altering to remote cylinder.

Im selling due to I havn't had time to finish it off, its brilliant fun and will go almost anywhere

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-sj-413-offroader-with-peugeot-diesel-engine-conversion-/261901301444?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cfa88b6c4

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£750

 

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This is my Suzuki sj off roader for sale it has a spring over axle conversion, an internal roll cage which needs welding to

the chassis, it has 15" off road tyres on which have good tread on but are perished and offset wheel rims.

It has a homemade Peugeot 1900 non turbo diesel engine conversion with Ldv pilot gearbox,

the engine which is in it is seized but there is a 1900 turbo diesel with it.

The clutch needs some attention the master cylinder is mounted too low and needs altering to remote cylinder.

Im selling due to I havn't had time to finish it off, its brilliant fun and will go almost anywhere

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-sj-413-offroader-with-peugeot-diesel-engine-conversion-/261901301444?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cfa88b6c4

 

That is a remarkable description, I really don't know where to start

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Another one I don't get... it's up to £77 but I can't see even that amount's worth of useful stuff. I doubt it's any use for ringing purposes either, as it has no documents and isn't on the DVLA computer?

I had no idea mini's came flat packed.

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£750

 

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This is my Suzuki sj off roader for sale it has a spring over axle conversion, an internal roll cage which needs welding to

the chassis, it has 15" off road tyres on which have good tread on but are perished and offset wheel rims.

It has a homemade Peugeot 1900 non turbo diesel engine conversion with Ldv pilot gearbox,

the engine which is in it is seized but there is a 1900 turbo diesel with it.

The clutch needs some attention the master cylinder is mounted too low and needs altering to remote cylinder.

Im selling due to I havn't had time to finish it off, its brilliant fun and will go almost anywhere

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/suzuki-sj-413-offroader-with-peugeot-diesel-engine-conversion-/261901301444?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item3cfa88b6c4

 

 

Could've saved all that typing and just put:

 

EVERYTHING's FUCKED

 

 

 

and will go almost anywhere

 

Just fucking scrap it.

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Another one I don't get... it's up to £77 but I can't see even that amount's worth of useful stuff. I doubt it's any use for ringing purposes either, as it has no documents and isn't on the DVLA computer?

What has been seen, cannot be unseen.

I reckon there's enough metal there to make a blanking plate for an EGR valve.

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Two from me.

 

Competing with the previous Mini for least amount of rusted tin for sale as a car

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-mini-van-remains-/331580111055?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4d33b6f8cf

 

 

And the this. Proper 20-footer, and sad because I haven't seen a 635 in ages. Look closer and every panel is fucked.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-635-CS1-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-BARN-FIND-/201367455456?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item2ee26f86e0

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Honestly what are people thinking when they are bidding on this stuff? And what for? That mini is hanging, can't honestly see any further use for it other than chucking it in a skip. Near me there's supposedly according to folklore, a Morris 1000 that's sat in the woods for the last 30-40 years. Might head off down there tonight and sell it on Ebay as 'Suit Enthusiast - Bring some rubble sacks and a dustpan and brush'

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