Drive away for £200, the cheapest of cheap shite thread

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201903276326753?

 

Cat C Xsara £200, 12 months MoT, allegedly 5miles from me.

 

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201901314468933?

 

200 quid Crocus with short MoT near me. Fortunately my drive is currently full.

 

 

 

[purplebargeken]

Red Focus.... Edmonton. Would have had a look for someone on here. Sadly, I am also in Edmonton. 

[eddyramrod]

You want to be careful what you say, Ken.  Some of us might get the impression you're not entirely happy living where you do.

[Kiltox]

Having been a temporary resident of Edmonton a couple of times recently I’ve no* idea why, either

[purplebargeken]

^^ At least the kebabs are reasonable. That's about it really. Kebabs. 

[clayts450]

Corolla 1.6 Executive giffermatic £190 test til August - Wimborne

 

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201903316470380

[tooSavvy]

^^^ .... Bit 'o Rot on the go, tho

[adw1977]

Price seems to have gone up to £200!

Still, very likely to make it to late August without problems, then get 75% of your money back at the scrapyard.

[jcr]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-5-door-hatchback-1-4-litre-Auto-blue-1994/303120462564?

 

Jemand muss das sofort kaufen!

[Ohdearme]

I was looking for this thread the other day, glad it’s popped up although too late to save me from a raft of fleet juggling nonsense,

[DoctorRetro]

Forgot to add my Rover to this thread.

200 quid with mot until Jan 2020!

[mitsisigma01]

??? Give us a clue, model, miles, etc etc

[adw1977]

1.3 starlet Long MOT.... Must go today. Drives..... all working

 

 

Toyota starlet 1.3 1997
Mot till November
Drives and starts no problems
Been using daily between Woking and Guildford.
Now brought new estate car

Selling £200 cheap runner no offers

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/1.3-starlet-long-mot....-must-go-today.-drives.....-all-working-/1336326892

[mitsisigma01]

^^^. Gov says mot until middle of January 2020, even better GIB

[DoctorRetro]

??? Give us a clue, model, miles, etc etc

Sorry, meant I'd bought it for that.

 

1994 218D, 210,000 miles!

 

I wouldn't inflict it on anyone else!

[mitsisigma01]

Best of luck, it is a Rover!

[clayts450]

R3 1.4 for £150 in Grangemouth, ticket till August

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-200/1336411246

[clayts450]

Facelift 75 Connie SE in Plymouth with two weeks ticket for £150 but technically undriveable as test in Feb found one or two* issues, most seem reasonably fixable

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/rover/rover-75-/1336370050

 

Defects

 

 

And 

 

One or two* advisories

 

 

[clayts450]

Fuck this bloke's luck - passed test on Monday, then this happened:

 

 

 

 

Starts and drives fine. Car is badly damaged. Subframe not bent. Purely just the outer panels will need replacing, 

 

Terrible paint job, but £200 for a kwalitee* MGF with a year's ticket in Enfield ? WCPGW ?

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/mg/no-offers-mg-mgf-sports-car-bmw-audi-ford-nissan-volkswagen-vauxhall/1336413716

 

Don't tell Ken.

 

 

 

No offers MG MGF SPORTS CAR bmw audi ford nissan volkswagen vauxhall

 Righto

[Kringle]

Literally needs tape, a hammer, and about four trackdays before selling on eBay for much profit*

[Daviedv]

That mgf has a cat C marker, which means it has already been written off at least once before no?

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201903316468856?

 

199 quid

 

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201904116880409?

 

Two weeks fun and joy, MoT or bridge ?

 

On the money.

 

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201904066684374?

 

12 months MoT, 200 drinking vouchers. Looking at the bloke in the background, says it all about Corsa ownership...

 

[purplebargeken]

Enfield. Too posh for an Edmonton scrote like me. 

[Sealtainn]

I love that Corsa is being sold by the Crayon Car Co

 

 

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[Parky]

I love the smell of a racial stereotype in the morning don’t you?

 

Anyhoo, wee Hamish is selling a Skoda Fabulosa for £200 up there in that there Edinburgh. It has an MOT until August, various dents and a busted window but this mutha is only £200. If I were doing some house renovations or planning some sort of bank job on a tight budget I would be all over this. Yes it looks like it’s had a few nights out with some dodgy characters but hey, think of it as a wheeled Irvine Welsh novel and you won’t be disappointed. Very popular cars locally, look how much the locals like them!

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/skoda/skoda-fabia-mot-till-august-/1336627774

[Parky]

Used Cars NG17 have located this rather cheeky wee Daihatsu. Not much information about it but if it were me I would splash out on some stonewashed denim, change my ethnicity, swap Mrs P for a Japanese girl, and look permanently surprised at the spectacular Daihatsu value.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/daihatsu/1999-v-diahatsu-charade-1.3-lxi-se-5-dr-hatchback-mot-25-03-2019/1333113412

[Parky]

I like the South West. Bournemouth, Padstow.....erm.....all the towns and people. But somewhere I should get acquainted with is Paignton for there’s you can find a classic British racing green two door for a mere two hundred pounds.

 

Apparently it misbehaves every so often and can be a little temperamental. You know what I would do? Pop a couple of Sertraline in the tank and get it on a course of CBT and listen to its problems. It merely needs a little counselling. So a classic two door from a classic British town, i’d be rolling this like Ian Carmichael in School for Scoundrels

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/vw-lupo/1336521747