For Sale: nissin goaled car

[Station]

 Hi n welcomb to my oarkshun.

I have a Micra four sayle.

It has tax n mot until June and is goaled.

I brought the car recently. I am selling as because #$%& you I can sell it if i want.

 

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[hairnet]

i bid 50p

[Ghosty]

99p, cash on collection yesterday mate?

[derskine]

srry I am not internested

[Station]

 

 

[dollywobbler]

cud u tel me iz it dizzle cuz i need a van.

[derskine]

got 2 say i dnt see any goled car in davids pics folda m8, only pics of me m8

[Station]

no dolbywolber it is not dizzle as it it is from the eiagthies. dieasles only came out in the ninetys.

[Station]

There is no reverse in this orkshun. only wont £400 for it.

[HMC]

How much 4 Tha rimz M8?

[inconsistant]

your mum

[Station]

 

 

 

 

[Station]

carnt believe no internest

gonna scarp it

[DeeJay]

Slammed and factory fitted skirt on woody sofa,

[Station]

WHA?

[Sigmund Fraud]

How much for the sofa, m8 ?

[rml2345]

OMG Iit jst lyek a golf  innit m8 that is wkd wud u tk 50£ nd a x box wiv rd lyt ov def klkt 2 nyt?

[fordperv]

Qwality pikturez m8, wil swap u Xbox, kingsize rizla and sum durex plezur lube 4 da motor wil kollekt tomoz

[Spiny Norman]

HI M8  i reely want ur car but dunt get payed untill end ov munff can u keep it til then thx

[Negative Creep]

WUD U SWAP 4 IFONE 5 + CASH MI WAI?

[CortinaDave]

M8 thT car cud kill my children a zit haz no AIRBAGS.

 

U shud be ashamed.

[Ghosty]

Dis plaec iz knot wot it were 5mins ago. bak then thisd hav soled alredi.

[greengartside]

Alryt m8 quik qwestiun dose it av tacks n motea and wud u taik cuple of quid of if u diliver it to my frnt dr or wud u swop 4 fkd foard fokus ztec so beter enjin, 1 moths mot no tacks as lost disk thx

 

 

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[Jim Bell]

Swop 4 boxed PS3 & Guitar Hero Band set + moar games m8?

[catsinthewelder]

Swap 4 2 slightly broke montin bykes 3 sockets and a big cake.

 

Collect yesterday

[Squire_Dawson]

HIYA PAL WHT IS MILLAGE ON IT MATE???? GOT M8 WNTS 1 OF DESE HE SEAYS HE GOT SUM NICE ALOYZ FOR IT,, LUK RY8 GUD.

[Station]

milerge is 8oooo bud

19 inckh allovs wil fit this car wiv a bit ov work bud .

asked dad about couch - sed it went to tip yers ago, mite still be there tho bud %

 

WILL NOT swop 13 playstaton 1's for dis car - wot wud i do wiv 13 playstatons???

will NOT swop for anutha car (wink wink).

no more thymewaisters please

[Doctormop]

Can I arrange for the RAC AA and my mate who had a Saturday job at Motorworld to give it a 1500 mile road test and full mechanical health check as I will be using it for the school run once a month and value my Children's safety above anything apart from Stella artois and pasties?

(Failure to agree will result in legal action as you OBVIOUSLY are hiding material facts about the car's roadworthiness and will leave yourself wide open to a six figure Civil Prosecution from my Auntie Rita who used to be a cleaner at Injury Lawyer's for you's Head office!!

[barefoot]

What colour is it M8?

[Station]

its goaled