ebay 'BARGAINS'

[sheffcortinacentre]

Investment init.

[Hertz]

MK1 Ford Transit Pick Up £3000

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1891805541321143/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_general&referral_story_type=general&tracking={"qid"%3A"-1341436068255257594"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"8452160962230278547"%2C"top_level_post_id"%3A"8452160962230278547"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A8452160962230278547%2C\"target_type\"%3A6%2C\"primary_position\"%3A66%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A6942887350062440945%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A501%2C\"value\"%3A6.5403541837457e-5%2C\"upsell_type\"%3A103%2C\"candidate_retrieval_source_map\"%3A[]%2C\"grouping_info\"%3Anull}"%2C"lightning_feed_qid"%3A"-1341444452101304038"%2C"lightning_feed_ranking_signature"%3A"6942887350062440945"}

[Rocket88]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/226304250190?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=x7b1a4MnRlG&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=OSFDwJJ1Si6&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[Rocket88]

Not a Vitesse as claimed in description, and overpriced by a factor of 3

[wesacosa]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1210669643591393/?ref=search

Advertised as a Robin Reliant: Check

Badly done Delboy replica*: Check 

Yours for just £4500

Cushty

[grogee]

"New" A-series engine

£2k

(includes broken spark plug) 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256638021900

[MrBiscuits]

1 hour ago, grogee said:

"New" A-series engine

£2k

(includes broken spark plug) 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256638021900

Also a bit naughty to suggest it might fit a Mini IMO. The crank and probably the block are different so it would be a lot of aggro.

[grogee]

5 minutes ago, MrBiscuits said:

Also a bit naughty to suggest it might fit a Mini IMO. The crank and probably the block are different so it would be a lot of aggro.

Yep, that's not a gearbox underneath it either. 

[Aston Martin]

[ProgRocker]

1988 Vauxhall Nova saloon £9,911. Very nice though with 25,000 miles.

[vulgalour]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/296772640191

 

I like a Princess as much as the next person, but £11,000 for one is optimistic especially when it's incorrectly listed (it's not a Morris), is missing the wheel nut covers and the total ad text is "Great Car very reliable"

[Aston Martin]

[EyesWeldedShut]

4 big ones? Lemme 🤔

Nope, not even for the plastic fantastic wood

[Aston Martin]

Five door too 👎🏻

[Remspoor]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/305925855544?

1970 Ford Capri MK 1 1300. or is it?

Only £10,000.00

 

 

[Remspoor]

May I present to you,  from The Netherlands, evidence the world has gone crazy

Austin Mini 1000 Mayfair 1275 GT for a cool € 1000,000, yes one million Euros.

https://www.autotrader.nl/klassieker/voertuig/austin-mini-1000-mayfair-1275-gt-benzine/505b15e5-67f2-4bfb-b5aa-3e192cd86ab0/

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Quote

Special MINI Mayfair 1275 GT which was delivered new in Holland and was completely overhauled a few years ago and fitted with a 1275 cc engine and several modifications, documentation of which is available.

Apart from the price there is so much wrong with this car.

[ProgRocker]

1 hour ago, Remspoor said:

May I present to you,  from The Netherlands, evidence the world has gone crazy

Austin Mini 1000 Mayfair 1275 GT for a cool € 1000,000, yes one million Euros.

Jesus wept. 

[EyesWeldedShut]

1 hour ago, Remspoor said:

Apart from the price there is so much wrong with this car.

£1,000 per cc?
Paid that for my last round of botox

[edit] whoops - it's a 1275 and it's Euros (scribble/scribble) - only *£650 per cc - bargain. 

Two randoms please  

[wesacosa]

I thought this was a bit salty at 2.8k when the previous owner was flogging it in 2022

 

[sierraman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/135355583101?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=4SCH3nY_SLO&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=0gRg2HOGS5y&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
 

Flat, shit paint job - check… underseal tide - check… symptoms of boredom by colour coding everything - check… filler all over the show… check

£5,750… are these people on drugs? 

[Isopon]

18 hours ago, sierraman said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/135355583101?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=4SCH3nY_SLO&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=0gRg2HOGS5y&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
 

Flat, shit paint job - check… underseal tide - check… symptoms of boredom by colour coding everything - check… filler all over the show… check

£5,750… are these people on drugs? 

Saw that very car driving about a week ago, photos definitely flatter it as the paint looked even worse in person. For £5,750 I reckon they'll be holding on to it for quite a while...

 

[sierraman]

3 minutes ago, Isopon said:

Saw that very car driving about a week ago, photos definitely flatter it as the paint looked even worse in person. For £5,750 I reckon they'll be holding on to it for quite a while...

 

£575 to the local banger racers would be more apt. They’ve gone for a suede finish I see. 

[goosey]

ah shit, the sellers lawns caught fire 

[MrBig]

On 03/12/2024 at 19:55, Remspoor said:

May I present to you,  from The Netherlands, evidence the world has gone crazy

Austin Mini 1000 Mayfair 1275 GT for a cool € 1000,000, yes one million Euros.

https://www.autotrader.nl/klassieker/voertuig/austin-mini-1000-mayfair-1275-gt-benzine/505b15e5-67f2-4bfb-b5aa-3e192cd86ab0/

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Apart from the price there is so much wrong with this car.

Anyone who advertises any car for a million quid without even vacuuming the carpets can get in the sea!

[Stinkwheel]

7 minutes ago, MrBig said:

Anyone who advertises any car for a million quid without even vacuuming the carpets can get in the sea!

You could quite easily buy this https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1781631

more bling and better spec car in the UK for 18k and ship it to NL and have a LOT of spare change from a million euros.

I can only assume those guys in the Netherlands have been partaking of serious amounts of mind altering substances

[High Jetter]

19 minutes ago, goosey said:

ah shit, the sellers lawns caught fire 

Might just be his pants! 😀

[sierraman]

1 hour ago, goosey said:

ah shit, the sellers lawns caught fire 

I hope it doesn’t spread and burn that heap of shit to the ground… 🤣

[Stinkwheel]

16 minutes ago, sierraman said:

I hope it doesn’t spread and burn that heap of shit to the ground… 🤣

I do

[goosey]

16 minutes ago, sierraman said:

I hope it doesn’t spread and burn that heap of shit to the ground… 🤣

Would probably flash over due to the isopon and aerosol fumes 😂

[Remspoor]

6 hours ago, goosey said:

ah shit, the sellers lawns caught fire 

Just smoking weed.