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bangernomics Rank: Isuzu Florian

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And finishing of this trio of grossly overpriced Fords, here we have officially the worst special edition mk6, a dressed up 1.6 Encore, badged as a Mexico, complete with grey bumpers, and cheap Ford wheeltrims, front fogs kidded nobody, same for the not that fast 1.6 Zetec, it is about as inviting as a wet Wednesday morning in January at Knottingley services with Theresa May as company, they sold so few because people weren't stupid enough to buy these piles of shit, it no fancy graphics, just a Mexico badge where it used to say Encore, I suspect these arrived as boggo Encores, and were dressed up at PDi, rather like the 'Bonus' of old. 3 bags puts it firmly in the 'oh do fuck off in to the sea' catagory, it is a £500 car at most, and I bet the stealer gave buttons for it, sayinf 'these Escorts are worth nowt M9' line, and logisics is a posh name for road haulage and storage, someone get me a 12bore so I can sort these clowns out!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-MEXICO-1600-28-000-MILES-FROM-NEW-IMMACULATE-CONDITION-RARE/123529175551?hash=item1cc2e9a1ff:g:6RoAAOSw7HhcCP41:rk:29:pf:0

Bunged many a rear spoiler and vinyl stickers on base models to make dealer editions. Best ever was solid coloured 3 door escorts badged up as SR cos the Vauxhall’s over the road put RS in their envoys

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-1100d-1960-with-suicide-doors-needs-resto/163465565474

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Classified ad price: £2,600.00

 

As much as I do appreciate that you really need the dosh, going by the surroundings you carve out a meagre existence befitting a man of the land in, I'm afraid you'll have to wait for foreign aid from Eritrea to arrive. However, since your location is stated as being

 

 

Bognor Regis, United Kingdom

 

I am rather inclined to think you should go and fuck yourself. Verdict: Piss taker.

panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-1100d-1960-with-suicide-doors-needs-resto/163465565474

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As much as I do appreciate that you really need the dosh, going by the surroundings you carve out a meagre existence befitting a man of the land in, I'm afraid you'll have to wait for foreign aid from Eritrea to arrive. However, since your location is stated as being

 

 

I am rather inclined to think you should go and fuck yourself. Verdict: Piss taker.

I think this might be one of Nigels motors. Rather optomistically priced but you never know, I think I only got £1500 for my Neckar when I sold it about 10 years ago with a full mot and in need of paintwork.

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Crispian_J_Hotson Rank: Renault 16

Crispian_J_Hotson

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January Sale NOW ON! 

 

Save £afewhunnit on selected products below

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-BMW-E46-325-M-Sport-Drift-Car-Wide-Arch-Track-Car-Modified-Road-Legal-PX/392204587987?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140107083358%26meid%3D573984de9d8d480e93d0773aaa02c692%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D392166468975%26itm%3D392204587987&_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850

 

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panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

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This guy is pretty deluded as he had it up for less than 10k with no takers, so what does he do ? Yeap re-list with a bit of bullshit for 50k !!!!!!!! I don't care if it was the last Corvair on earth but that is no 50k's worth maybe it is a mistake and he meant 5 which is possible on a good day.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/223293268626?ul_noapp=true

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mk2_craig Rank: Renault 16

mk2_craig

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This guy is pretty deluded as he had it up for less than 10k with no takers, so what does he do ? Yeap re-list with a bit of bullshit for 50k !!!!!!!! I don't care if it was the last Corvair on earth but that is no 50k's worth maybe it is a mistake and he meant 5 which is possible on a good day.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/223293268626?ul_noapp=true

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Aye the sellers deleted off the missing zero now.

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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If you thought that £4,995 for a Rickman Ranger was mad:

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201812213417627?advert-type=dealer-stock&advertising-location=at_cars&advertising-location=at_profile_cars&dpp=417031

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If you can have a rummage down the back of the sofa and dig out an extra £1k in loose change, look what else this garage is selling:

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201812153287179?advert-type=dealer-stock&advertising-location=at_cars&advertising-location=at_profile_cars&dpp=417031

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That's right, a fuggin 15yr old Proton for just shy of £6k.

 

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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fucked up, stupid looking, half finished 190 1.8 that would struggle to pull a greased stick out of a dogs arse while making you look like a complete tall.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-190-DTM-EVO-II-Replica-Like-Cosworth-Brabus-Track-Car-Race-Car/283304968613?hash=item41f64ac1a5:g:PdQAAOSw3mFa-X-J

 

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bog standard inside except for a piece of tape on the cheapo steering wheel, "cos itz driftr init"

 

and some hastily bogged in revcounter to replace the err rev counter on the dash.

 

To you 10 fucking bags.

 

nooooo way

 

The base car is a Mercedes 190 1.8 which was in fantastic condition before it

 

 

cretin

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Datsuncog Rank: Talbot Tagora

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I'd have put this in the scrap it thread if it didn't carry a price tag of £2,250.00.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1954-Early-RHD-Triumph-TR2-Rusty-Remains/132913938906

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Yes, he wants £2,250.00 for it.

 

Ah, but he also says...

 

Luxury Watches Welcome in Part Exchange

 

"Darling, you know that old Rolex Daytona that belonged to your grandfather? Come and see what I just swapped it for!"

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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RANGE ROVER CLASSIC BONNET GOOD USED CONDITION

 

​ooooh let me look

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-CLASSIC-BONNET-GOOD-USED-CONDITION-393251/372386886693?epid=14021991827&hash=item56b3fcf425%3Ag%3AF3IAAOSwwhxbYGLw&LH_ItemCondition=4

 

 

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whats with the rust and huge dent?

 

NO CORROSION BUT IT HAS SURFACE RUST WHICH WOULD SOON RUB OFF WITH A SANDER
PLUS SMALL DENT ACROSS CENTRE CAUSED BY RESTING IT BACK TO THE ROOF SKIN
NO WELDING REQUIRED

 

 

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Fuckin Titanic has less rust on it mate, and that dent was because the bonnet flew open and smashed against the roof. Probably because of all the rust around the catch
 
£300 collection only from Accrington
 
ffs, I had one in better shape that this for a tenner
 
 
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Adrian_pt Rank: Austin Maxi

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Dacia-shifter-dropside-pick-up/192802244595?_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160908105057%26meid%3Da6d3dcd4bc0b47cdad1d9980fd107754%26pid%3D100675%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D15%26sd%3D192802244595%26itm%3D192802244595&_trksid=p2481888.c100675.m4236&_trkparms=pageci%3Adaa71e0b-2303-11e9-8f1c-74dbd1803675%7Cparentrq%3A94baf5931680aa16271b90affff22065%7Ciid%3A1

 

Rare. But not £6k desirable.

drivewaymyway Rank: BL Wedge

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Suzuki Swift damage repairable  ebay; 283346661314

 

   Can some one post a pic please. I can't work out how to do it, copy and paste didn't work..

drivewaymyway Rank: BL Wedge

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^^^^^^^^^^^  Damaged Repairable !!???  Cat F more like..

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