DialATune

Zombie-resistant camper project anyone?
 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Glover-and-Webb-Alvis-Tactica-Armoured-Personnel-Carrier/153619980884?hash=item23c476e254:g:r1AAAOSwxktdZPAQ

Buy tickets damn you

Errr....fancy a Mk1 MX5 with an interesting bodykit?

Never seen this before! Im guessing it'll have a well done description telling me what's special about it!
What? Wait What the fuck?
Oh it seem's they added more info after they made the listing! Surely that'll tell us more...
...
 
Answers on a postcard please!
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-Unos-mx5-Mk1-1-8/174009209680?_trkparms=aid%3D777001%26algo%3DDISCO.FEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20160801204525%26meid%3Df0eabbbb3a684195a3b7525c7715c365%26pid%3D100651%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26itm%3D174009209680%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2481888&_trksid=p2481888.c100651.m4497&_trkparms=pageci%3Ac9022243-cd3d-11e9-af00-74dbd180e53c|parentrq%3Af053460416c0aa468dc3682cffd7c32e|iid%3A2

Give me a third ticket please. Got 2 already (1 for me 1 for @Stanky). Stanky can have my 3rd. I owe him for some Saab bits & as have stated before, he's a thoroughly decent chap.

As the owner of a magnificent* 305 van, which is all anyone needs, I have
absolutely no earthly, or non earthly, reason to have a Merc estate.
Therefore I shall have two of your very best non winning randoms please.

Come on guys, I've actually decided I want this now

I've sworn off roffles. 
I don't need another car. 
I like my current car. 
I have no space. 
I'll get killed if I win.
 
 
 
 
 
3 randoms please. 

This has been dragging with the end tantalisingly in sight, so inspired by the worthy @SRi05 I'll pop it in here and see if anyone who doesn't visit 'Shite For Sale' is interested...
 
Quoting now...
 
After having recently gone through the fun* of selling a car on eBay, I thought I'd try my luck on here. I only bought this a couple of weeks ago on a whim, thinking it would be ideal for shooting down to France with the wife and the dog to visit the in-laws, but the wife has taken against it HARD due to the lack of air-con (she's not worried about us - it's the dog!). So it has to go.
Bad bits first, as is AS tradition. The A/C really is gone. No amount of re-gassing will fix this! A few patches of rust here and there - none look bad enough for welding. A bit of rust converter and bondo and job jobbed was my plan. Laquer is starting to peel in a few places. The remote central locking doesn't always unlock the passenger side door (although it does always seem to lock it, which is odd). Tailgate has a decent dent in it. Nothing to do with me, it came free with the car. Tailgate still works fine, though.
Good bits. Maybe it has been too long since I was last in a rear-wheel drive, but it feels to me like it pulls away from the line very nicely. The six-speed box feels nice and precise, and lets you trundle along at 70mph with the engine only doing about two and a half thousand revs (not had it long enough to really measure fuel efficiency). MOT until Feb and taxed to get you home.
Located in Ipswich. I was thinking £9 per ticket, or two for £16, three for £21. Any takers?
 
PRICE DROP !!!!
£8 for one, £14 for two, £19 for three. Buy Buy Buy!!!!

Personally I think the world has gone soft.
There's nothing wrong with a class of screaming little bastards swinging around the pole on a rear entrance double deck whilst their friends slide sideways on the top deck because it's a lowbridge body with four seats abreast, on the trip back from Hillsborough baths (now a Wetherspoon's) to their school at Malin Bridge.
In those days if you fell off it was your own fucking fault for being at total arsehole!!!
 

Hmm, that does look very French and brown...

And those seats look awfully like those you would get in a...

Yes, it is an MOTed Renault 25 Monaco with a buy it now price of £850. If someone off here doesn't buy it over the Bank Holiday weekend we will know Autoshite is certainly not what it once was.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-phase-1-Renault-25-Monaco-2-litre-injection/233320914114?hash=item3653029cc2:g:lW4AAOSwWgZdX~g6

I picked up my 'new' motor this evening so I could really do with shifting this. Any more roffle takers? Tempted to drop the price a bit, I'd rather not put it on ebay if I can avoid it.

That’s pretty smart actually.
“it certainly surprises people when you open the bonnet.” Friend, it’s an Alfa Romeo. Nobody is ever going to be surprised to see you open the bonnet.

This Saab really is the tits.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2582745388459160/

the car you always promised yourself

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-capri-mk1/273963293240?hash=item3fc97c1a38:g:sMQAAOSwxBldUBji
 

I think this thread is a bad idea. Just for the record.
Why do we need to air what we think about each other’s choices of car!? Keep it to yourself if you don’t have anything nice to say.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-Ford-Granada-2-8i-Ghia-x/113842841276?hash=item1a818fe6bc:g:mToAAOSwktFdRv~W

Another Grimsby Facebook find.. 
Rover. Low miles. 250 English.
1996 Rover 416 Petrol. Manual. Only 27000 miles! 2 keys. Full mot. £250.

 

After  Years Of Looking At This  Forum Finally Plucked Up The Courage To Join This Forum i Dont See Many Girls On This Forum But Have The  Old Tat To Join In i Suppose As My Title Into Volvos 240 s But Anything Old And Obscure Dont Like New Cars In Fact Im Feeling Ever So Alien Everyday Driving  Amongst The New Jelly Moulds AnyWay Thats  Me  Louise oops wrong section i Think

Been meaning to become a member on here for a while! Love older obscure vehicles. Currently have neither newish C-Class and a 300zx TT, although my Z32 could be considered, but not really at a FOTU or shed-level. Cars I miss the most, a BX TZD Turbo which I paid £90 for and a Citroen ZX 16v which cost considerably more. I want to get another 90s Citroen (big fan of them) to add to the fleet, very early Xantia  SX would be my  absolute perfect choice.
Ian Seabrook is a reason I find myself here although vaguely know Rich Newton.
My Z32:
 

I'll have one ticket on condition that if it wins you drive it until the MOT expires

When in Rome...
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/637805859994802/

How excitingly fast moving this raffle is! All paid up

Two for me, as random as you like. Driving this a good seven hours back home sounds like a collection caper of epic endurance!

Raffles the MGF (a mate suggested the name and it seemed appropriate) has been successfully collected and is now home.
Awful weather precluded any handover photos but below is the obligatory petrol station photo. It’s a nimble little thing, very different to most of the cars I’ve owned!!
Many thanks to DjOptix ?

OOOffffff

This example has been off the market and tucked away since 1988.
probably when those stripes were fitted

OOOOfffffff all the same
https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-Audi-Coupe-100-S-AUTO-Project-retro-NO-RESERVE/312702299072?hash=item48ce826bc0:g:K2MAAOSwTQFdLi6Z