Carlection, the dream maker

[fairkens]

Gran Turismo makes me think of the Mazda Demio 😄

Nissan 200sx?

Jensen Interceptor?

[mintwth]

Is there a flying trampoline on Gran Turismo? 

[castros_bro]

Auto Union Munga ?

[outlaw118]

1 hour ago, nev_jr said:

It is a bermedes menz

Sorry to spill the beans but i can't keep it in.... A140 in Pogweaseled Doom Blue, EML on.

[tooSavvy]

@nev_jr They're half a mile from my house.....

🚙💨

[nev_jr]

19 minutes ago, outlaw118 said:

Sorry to spill the beans but i can't keep it in.... A140 in Pogweaseled Doom Blue, EML on.

TWAT, I’m not bringing it round now 

[nev_jr]

Ladies and gents, the big reveal

 

1 hour ago, outlaw118 said:

[DVee8]

C63? If it is a C63, there may be a few petrol station shots on the way home.

[nev_jr]

1 hour ago, DVee8 said:

C63? If it is a C63, there may be a few petrol station shots on the way home.

The very same, just outside Coventry  and has done a quarter of a tank

[N Dentressangle]

That number plate

[BorniteIdentity]

17 minutes ago, N Dentressangle said:

That number plate

Tragic innit. 

Driver must have a The North Face coat, deep beard, skin fade, vape, spitting habit and three kids with three different mothers. 

Weekends to be spent ‘on the sesh’ with the ‘lads’ who all pose for photos slightly side-on to flex their ‘roid infused biceps. Must be a bit of borderline racist banter with the Indian restaurant owner before being told “not you, you’re alright”. Home to slap the Mrs before the sliding door on the transit wakes you up for work on Monday morning. 

 

Dude. Sling it. Someone will pay good money for it which will give you some tanks of fuel. Unless, of course, it’s yours - in which case it’s time to hand in your membership 😉

[Noel Tidybeard]

bo55 w⚓ plate

[outlaw118]

17 minutes ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Dude. Sling it. Someone will pay good money for it which will give you some tanks of fuel

Can confirm, not his plate, and I was going to suggest something similar. Thankfully AFAIK no premium was charged for the plate. 

[outlaw118]

C63NOB

Santa is buying him this for Xmas, if he's been a good boy.

[dome]

You fucking winner.

Enjoy!

We need a video of a full throttle run👀

[mintwth]

1 hour ago, Noel Tidybeard said:

bo55 w⚓ plate

Body Odour 5hocking 5tench

[captain_70s]

I was passed by a Mercedes SUV with the number plate "BO55 LYF" on the M80 a few weeks ago. He was doing 100mph odd and cut across the hatchings in front of me to take a slip road. He passed me again about 5 mins later.

Obviously the owner of a VERY BIG PENIS******

 

[big_al_granvia]

you got a stone island jumper? show the badge at every opportunity 

[nev_jr]

I’d like to further confirm everyone, not my plate and not will it be staying on. I agree it’s fucking dreadful and anyone that has a BO55 needs putting down. 
 

But I am now back home, Wigan to Essex and used just over half a tank. Fuck me does it go and it sounds like what I can only describe as a spitfire. Possible full throttle run coming soon, if @outlaw118 fancies it. 
 

So to round off, the day in numbers:

PC: 3

Seasons driven in: 3

Tunnels utilised for maximum volume: 2

Missed football matches: 1

Pez stops: 1

Erection that hasn’t gone down yet: 1

Miles driven: 225 ish

MPG: who cares

[dome]

Winning at life. I did look for a wagon before I bought the Focus ST but I'd been burned by my e61 and 911 so played safe. 

[camryv6]

More photos of erection..................................erm i mean car

[nev_jr]

18 hours ago, camryv6 said:

More photos of erection..................................erm i mean car

 

But to ruin it a touch, also an image of the not fittingness of my garage. (Black beam is the door frame).

 

Buttttt I started it for the first time for my mum and I’ve never seen anyone jump so much. 

[camryv6]

2 hours ago, nev_jr said:

 

But to ruin it a touch, also an image of the not fittingness of my garage. (Black beam is the door frame).

 

Buttttt I started it for the first time for my mum and I’ve never seen anyone jump so much. 

Have you tried putting it in forwards, it might be shorter that way ?😎

[nev_jr]

21 hours ago, camryv6 said:

Have you tried putting it in forwards, it might be shorter that way ?😎

I’ll give it a whirl, it’ll be more square at least 

[Pieman]

PLEASE get that fucking number plate off it as quickly as you can.  Anyone who has a BO55 plate is the sort of person you'd throw out of a plane to keep it in the air, and I am sure you're not like that.

[JMotor]

Oooh nice choice!

Do like this era of V8 saloons. Sound absolutely nuts!

Obvs don't copy this person. But just enjoy the sound.

[nev_jr]

5 hours ago, Pieman said:

PLEASE get that fucking number plate off it as quickly as you can.  Anyone who has a BO55 plate is the sort of person you'd throw out of a plane to keep it in the air, and I am sure you're not like that.

Rest assured it is in the process of happening right now. Got the original plate in the boot ready to go on. 

 

50 minutes ago, JMotor said:

Oooh nice choice!

Do like this era of V8 saloons. Sound absolutely nuts!

Obvs don't copy this person. But just enjoy the sound.

The unnecessary volume of it makes it even more necessary in my eyes. 

[Captain Mainwaring]

Really cool buy, I love these despite them being a classic cunt chariot. Judging by the plate you have saved this one from a bleak existence. 

To be honest I'm glad the dickheads are gravitating towards these, they sound 1000% better than Golf Rs with shitty popping exhausts (all those who have done this to their car should be forcibly drowned). No beating that thunderous V8 growl when they are given a bootful.

[camryv6]

19 hours ago, JMotor said:

Oooh nice choice!

Do like this era of V8 saloons. Sound absolutely nuts!

Obvs don't copy this person. But just enjoy the sound.

That was @nev_jrcollecting it 

[nev_jr]

20 hours ago, Captain Mainwaring said:

Really cool buy, I love these despite them being a classic cunt chariot. Judging by the plate you have saved this one from a bleak existence. 

To be honest I'm glad the dickheads are gravitating towards these, they sound 1000% better than Golf Rs with shitty popping exhausts (all those who have done this to their car should be forcibly drowned). No beating that thunderous V8 growl when they are given a bootful.

When I filled up there was a Golf R in front of me giving it large, bless him. 

 

3 hours ago, camryv6 said:

That was @nev_jrcollecting it 

Will neither confirm or deny, just need to wait for the speeding ticket to come in.