Certified Nonce modifications

[Rust Collector]

49 minutes ago, Dave_Q said:

I'd go as far as to say if you have a 4D carbon effect plate with the colour backed letters and the corners cut off, you should be locked up immediately in the interest of public safety.

I believe that they actually can’t issue this type of plate unless you provide the original copy of your V5C plus proof that you’re on the sex offenders register.

[UltraWomble]

Wankpuffins in black (its always black) cars with either black tinted plates or NO front plate - usually coupled with excessive window tints all round.

[Asimo]

In Britain, any vehicle displaying a Confederate flag.

[SiC]

At least pop and bang maps aren't dangerous, even if just anti social.

However...

Banded and stretched tyres 

[Cavcraft]

[hairnet]

1 hour ago, mintwth said:

What about modified vans? 

 

no dis whippy 

[Cavcraft]

Whatever those fucking Power Rangers do to their motorbikes that makes them rev to 2,000,000,000,000 RPM and sound like they're turning the fuel on/off at the same time. 

[sutty2006]

Those stickers in the windscreen are a recipe for noncification if I’ve ever seen it.
 

spotted a car a couple of weeks back with one across the bottom but went a third of the way up the screen. Who do these folk use for MOTs? Fecking nonces.  

[17-Coffees]

39 minutes ago, UltraWomble said:

Wankpuffins in black (its always black) cars with either black tinted plates or NO front plate - usually coupled with excessive window tints all round.

And as the images you posted are good examples,  95% on German cars. The other 5% being Fiesta ST's.

[Angrydicky]

Slammed cars with stupid wheels, stretched tyres and cherry bomb exhausts.

’Ratlook’ cars

Pop and bang as already mentioned. Hugely irritating and antisocial.

 

[stuboy]

4 hours ago, Dave_Q said:

pull me over plod signal!

[stuboy]

1 hour ago, Dave_Q said:

While we're on plates, the ones with the corners cut off for no reason are absolutely certi noncewear. Double points if also 4D, obvs.

These ones with the colour behind the letters are also on the list.

I'd go as far as to say if you have a 4D carbon effect plate with the colour backed letters and the corners cut off, you should be locked up immediately in the interest of public safety.

cut plates , i still dont understand why..

[stuboy]

1 hour ago, UltraWomble said:

Wankpuffins in black (its always black) cars with either black tinted plates or NO front plate - usually coupled with excessive window tints all round.

tinted plates i dont get why you would do it, might as well have a ziploc bagof white and brown powders hanging off the spoiler..

[captain_70s]

2 hours ago, Dave_Q said:

 

I saw one of these in the wild just the other day and had to do a double take. It was on a new Range Rover, obviously.

[stuboy]

stretched tyres?

 

stupid

 

dangerous

 

driving on a time bomb

 

ive been around cars and tyres many years, and mate was tyre technician, and when this stupid mod came out i thought its as dangerous as driving with hand grenade pin pulled out

[hairnet]

2 hours ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

 

 

want

apart from the writing the flegs obvs and if it had a single axle

[twosmoke300]

Saw a yellow mk3 st today with a completely yellow windscreen . 
100% that the driver needs his hard drive checked .

 

[New POD]

57 minutes ago, Asimo said:

In any country, any vehicle displaying a Confederate flag.

poll results from only the South yielded a completely different result: 75% of Southern whites described the flag as a symbol of pride. Conversely, 75% of Southern blacks said the flag symbolized racism.

 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_display_of_the_Confederate_battle_flag

let's face it. The Duke family in Dukes of Hazard were actually closet members of the KKK 

[sierraman]

it’s interesting to see what people perceive as success which is presumably the reason they’re pissing about. 

[artdjones]

I expect you'd be a bit worried if this turned up outside the primary school.

[Pieman]

3 hours ago, Dave_Q said:

Yes, the majority will be running no cats. If they do still have a cat, they won't have soon.

If those exhausts don't achieve the owner's objective of attracting the opposite sex, in other words....no cat, no pussy?

[egg]

3 hours ago, Dyslexic Viking said:

Edit, found images of that Econoline.

less 'Taliban hunter' more 'hunted by the Taliban...'

[sdkrc]

Front number plate inside the car on the dashboard

[Pieman]

On the subject of the thread, Barryboys is still online, just look through their archives.

[hairnet]

40 minutes ago, twosmoke300 said:

Saw a yellow mk3 st today with a completely yellow windscreen . 
100% that the driver needs his hard drive checked .

 

at no stage has he or ever been hard

 

[hairnet]

22 minutes ago, Pieman said:

If those exhausts don't achieve the owner's objective of attracting the opposite sex, in other words....no cat, no pussy?

taking cat off for stupid reasons = complete pussy?

[DSdriver]

A bit of perspective: A relative in France explained that it was legal for teenage kids to ride around on low powered motorbikes which made a lot of noise.

It gives the kids the impression that they are rebelling. And its safer for everyone because you can hear them coming.

Which is a good thing. Pops and bangs frazzling your nerves is not.

[Split_Pin]

I believe those smoked plates are to evade number plate recognition devices. 

[leafsprung]

https://x.com/AndyWoodturner/status/1814190024591622585?t=63a95aSei3Hh6ERKP27SSQ&s=19

MG ZS drivers according to this photo

[IronStar]

1 hour ago, stuboy said:

stretched tyres?

 

stupid

 

dangerous

 

driving on a time bomb

 

ive been around cars and tyres many years, and mate was tyre technician, and when this stupid mod came out i thought its as dangerous as driving with hand grenade pin pulled out

Is this still a thing? I thought this stupid trend disappeared some years ago.