Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[mouseflakes]

Nice early Justy, £450 with 12 months test.

 

Buy it quick in time for winter, OMG snow chaos - what? It's Spring already you say? Oh well - it's still a bargain surely?

 

 

Now on ebay - just in time for OMG! Spring bulb chaos!

[mouseflakes]

I bought this vehicle to use for my scuba diving...

 

Sounds like this dunderhead wanted to use his Niva as some kind of sub-aquatic vehicle...

 

...Unfortunately it isn't quite big enough!

 

Ah, I see now. I take it back. He wanted to fill it with water and swim around inside.

 

Yeah - you'd want something with a bit more depth - Multipla or Espace perhaps?

 

 

[Pete-M]

Not ebay, but this is up at an auction near me in the morning.

 

 

I kinda believe the mileage. It's ex-wedding, the tyres are flat, the paint on the roof is cracked and bare in places, the leather has been connolised in the wrong colour but the seats look low mileage. Chrome is fooked, but it would be a seriously cool Autoshitey Roller. It looks solid.

[jonathan_dyane]

Citroen BX, looks tidy and still cheap

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-BX-1-9-TGD-diesel-Meteor-hatchback-1992-/190646750305?_trksid=p4340.m1374&_trkparms=algo%3DPI.WATCH%26its%3DC%252BS%26itu%3DUCC%26otn%3D5%26ps%3D63%26clkid%3D6818257592222477653

 

Additional information is that it has also had a rear nearside suspension cylinder replaced, cost £165.00. Not sure when, but about 18 months ago

 

£165 to replace a sphere? I'd expect all five of them to be changed for that money...

 

The suspension cylinder is the unit the sphere screws into. which is made of some sort of impurity-ridden alloy which tends to develop catastrophic leakage without warning.

[Ross_K]

'88 Opel Corsa. The seats seem to be the same colour as the outside?

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3096552

 

'91 Prelude. Looks not too shabby.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3096441

 

Humber Sceptre estate.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3041109

Can be started and driven but no brakes.

 

What a fucking bell-end - you're buying what's in the second photo.

 

 

Dedra Turbo.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3094843

[meggersdog]

Almost got the hang of this posting ebay images lark....

One for Spotted Laurel

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/300674015494? ... 1423.l2649

[meggersdog]

weatherproof driver's seat cover and lots of plastic bags I'm sure with five days left on the MOT this Punto has not got soggy carpets and Flintstones floors.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... x/97149670

[meggersdog]

Turn up with your Halfords professional socket set,pay the man in pound coins and 50p's and while he's counting the money fix the head gasket.Bargain

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... r/97785420

[eddyramrod]

Not ebay, but this is up at an auction near me in the morning.

 

 

I kinda believe the mileage. It's ex-wedding, the tyres are flat, the paint on the roof is cracked and bare in places, the leather has been connolised in the wrong colour but the seats look low mileage. Chrome is fooked, but it would be a seriously cool Autoshitey Roller. It looks solid.

 

Ah g'wan g'wan g'wan, you know you want to! You will be an even bigger Shite hero than you are already... What could possibly go wrong?

[Ross_K]

World's smallest greenhouse?

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3088697

 

[willswitchengage]

Perfect! I was looking for some garden polytunnels this morning, problem solved!

 

 

I've heard Austins had electrical issues, that's a hell of a lot of "wiring"...

[Ross_K]

 

I've heard Austins had electrical issues, that's a hell of a lot of "wiring"...

 

IT WAS GIVEN TO ME FOR CHRISTMAS AFTER MY SISTER CRASHED IT

 

Cheers sis. A five pack of socks would have been fine though...

[Cavcraft]

Mini Digger?

 

 

Meanwhile have a collage.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-AUSTIN-M ... 3cc33d8c67

 

'will need a leak of paint. With the Olympics coming it will became highly desirable'

[Cavcraft]

Do want

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Mk2- ... 4ab4e5a22f

 

He seems to have an early SRi in the background so he's quite clearly a winner.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-FORD-D-S ... 3f14aeed5e

 

'Would yerz loike yer droive tarmacing soir?'

[M'coli]

Do want

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Mk2- ... 4ab4e5a22f

 

He seems to have an early SRi in the background so he's quite clearly a winner.

Wow! This must be one of the earliest non-SRi injection cars left - it's fantastic.

[ProgRocker]

Do want

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Mk2- ... 4ab4e5a22f

 

He seems to have an early SRi in the background so he's quite clearly a winner.

 

Wow! CDi spec Vauxhalls, for the win.

 

Interesting door pockets:

[dollywobbler]

Fabulous. But rather frilly. Bloomin' early though!

[cobblers]

 

CUSTOM CAMPERS BUILT TO ORDER AT AFFORDABLE PRICES

 

 

 

[mk1_4dr]

My Dad tonight sugested that we go halfs on this....

 

 

It can only imagine that its some sort of S/A import (did they do Mk1 Escort Utes?) into Malta at some point then to here in '10, or a very, very nice homebrew.

 

Either way, Im massively tempted.....

[trigger]

You need to buy that! First job would be to ditch those nasty mirrors though.

[mk1_4dr]

Yeah, those mirrors are gopping. I'd delete the N/S one and put the one from escRot on there (along with the engine, box and front brakes)

 

I shouldn't even be considering it really, I don't have the money to hand, but I do (as of today) have the space in the yard.

 

Its one way to have a mk1 escort that stands out on the showfield.

[M'coli]

Audi 80 E5! 12 months MOT and at £205 no reserve, in Somerset:

 

And another one, in a finished auction in Glasgow, but RNM at £122:

Here's a quattro version in Bath:

[Cavcraft]

Soz to say it but those early 80s are hateful things. One of the most unreliable cars I've ever owned and that's no mean feat I can assure you.

 

CRUSTY THE CLOWN.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina- ... 53ebea471d

 

'Be flash at the all cortina banger meet!!'

[CreepingJesus]

Dutton Sierra, which manages to be even uglier than usual. The bonus Scim over the road is actually road legal, in that part of the world.

 

'Scrote, with seized engine. But it is very brown, which surely is only for the winners?

 

Crikey! A couple of rough old Escorts? Either Peter Stringfellow's in town, or the aliens are planting them in dusty barns across Central Scotland. It's a thought too horrible and nasty to contemplate, and there isn't enough mind bleach in the universe. I'd have a pint with the aliens tho'...

 

309 GTi 'Goodwood', is back again.

[wuvvum]

Look at this bad ass mo' fo' for sale on the blue forum:

 

 

Slightly crap photos and a short test, but got to be worth £250?

[CreepingJesus]

If you want my advice: don't buy a Tesco Value mouse. However a miserable tightwad you are (and I am), just don't.

 

ZX Leader, which I keep coming back to...

 

Volvo 740, manual/overdrive diesel. Miserably, hopelessly small pic, but might be worth a punt.

 

^The Proton's got its' own thread, bud!

[wuvvum]

Bugger me sideways, here's another. Slightly more expensive at £400 but looks in better nick and has a long test.

 

[wuvvum]

^The Proton's got its' own thread, bud!

Oops, didn't spot that.

[wuvvum]

Volvo 740, manual/overdrive diesel. Miserably, hopelessly small pic, but might be worth a punt.

I like those. I had a 940 estate with the same engine / gearbox combo and it was brilliant - used it to drive down to central France to collect all my crap from our holiday house when my parents sold it, then down to their place in the Alps to pick up the family boat that they were no longer using, then a mad dash up to Calais to catch the ferry after getting stuck in the mother of all traffic jams in Lyon - never missed a beat, despite having well over 200K on the clock, and averaged 40mpg. Sold it on for a tidy profit, too.