Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

27,997 · January 23, 2011

It's tough to believe that the attention span is so short on ebay sellers that they get halfway through a listing and forget the lies they've already told. That Cavalier is a good example. "1 owner from new" but then on the first paragraph says it was owned by someone else. Show Car.... oops no it's rusty. If you don't like it when you get here then walk away with nothing to pay... but cash on collection, don't try to bid him down, don't like it don't bid etc etc. Oh and my favourite.... "Maintained to a very high standard" but the only service he's not done was due to old age..... 12/09. So it's not had an oilchange for over a year, that's not a high standard!

It's difficult to justify the mong process to buy a car. It'd have to be really, really cheap.

131,105 · January 23, 2011

He seems to be getting a bit twitchy/arsey about it now too, moaning about the number of watchers etc and no bids. Perhaps if he wasn't bullshitting so much and had started it cheaper he may have seen some bids? To be fair it's worth the start price alright and maybe a little more on top but it'll be eons before it starts to rise in value.

Now, Austin 1800 Mk1 anyone?

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/1601866/austin_1800_mk_1/

I think that'd be a cracker and has new wings too.

47,366 · January 23, 2011

Hey that 1800 is the bees knees, love it!

12,955 · January 23, 2011

POW !!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1966-Batmobile-/1 ... 20b69f27c3

47,366 · January 23, 2011

Not bad that batmobile, would be better if it was Sherpa-based though.

January 23, 2011

POW !!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1966-Batmobile-/1 ... 20b69f27c3

PFFTT Adam West would rather be seen in this:

131,105 · January 23, 2011

Smokey, rusty shite spec Sierra estate with full MOT anyone?

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/1612606/re ... ra_estate/

Nice(Iish) Mk2 Cav ruined by horrendous wheels and stupid valuation. Seller needs to change one of the letters in his username too...

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/1592505/va ... onversion/

British, brown and Badermatic...

http://www.swapz.co.uk/swapz/1589721/tr ... automatic/

January 23, 2011

http://www.preloved.co.uk/fuseaction-ad ... 65676.html

Looks like a steal if the mileage and history are genuine.

5,313 · January 23, 2011

Mitsubishi 'Stallion' with 3.9 Rover V8 engine:

Click!

32,451 · January 23, 2011

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C193462/

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C196816/

This is only Ã‚Â£150, I doubt it's still for sale though.

62,857 · January 23, 2011

Cheap BX GTi. Mate of mine had one of these a few years back and I recall it being quite a giggle to drive.

4,256 · January 23, 2011

Cheap BX GTi. Mate of mine had one of these a few years back and I recall it being quite a giggle to drive.

...and it comes with a very sought-after number plate, which you could sell for about eight million pounds to anyone who runs a business called KS Motors...

3,011 · January 23, 2011

Tasty.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FIAT-125-classic- ... 19c2a0d718

12,955 · January 23, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Volvo-Amazon-122S ... 2560ba4d54

i have owned this vehicle for the last 40 years, unfortunately i have never got round to doing the work on the vehicle to restore it,

Four bags!? - Am I missing something?

2,352 · January 23, 2011

OOh, that Buick is definitely something special (Where's Mr Tumble?)

47,366 · January 23, 2011

This looks ideal for my 100-mile daily round trip, ought to save a few quid on fuel compared to the Rover.

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/101977813.htm?ca=12_s

1,428 · January 23, 2011

Yummy

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/classic-car-/2607 ... 500wt_1156

12,955 · January 23, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LANCIA-FLAVIA-150 ... 4cf4b064ac

You cannot drive this car home!!!!!!!!

28,746 · January 23, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1967-Buick-Specia ... 19c2a0b5dc

Ideal for surveillance, in a bad part of town, in a 1970's USA cop show

It's crying out for Fred Dryer as "Rick Hunter"... Seriously though, it's also overpriced. Being a 2-dr Hardtop there will be a bit of General Lee/Pontiac GTO scene tax applicable, I suppose. And yes, I know the General was a Dodge and therefore unrelated!

131,105 · January 23, 2011

Eight hundred quid's worth of win...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1998-VAUXHALL-CAL ... 3364579f06

Tidy, seemingly unmolested, had the expensive belt change done and it's a V6. What's not to like?

44,535 · January 23, 2011

Eight hundred quid's worth of win...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/1998-VAUXHALL-CAL ... 3364579f06

Tidy, seemingly unmolested, had the expensive belt change done and it's a V6. What's not to like?

Lots of gaskets changed, but not the head gaskets... (I probably still would though!)

47,366 · January 23, 2011

Check out this 2-dr Mk1 Ascona! Never seen on of these before. Bet its a right laugh to find replacement rear side windows.

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/170057815.htm?ca=12_s

47,366 · January 23, 2011

Wow check this out!!!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ALFA-ROMEO-ZAGATO-JUNIOR-1300-1971-NO-RESERVE-/330521014425

A proper shonky alfa 105 Zagato! Ã‚Â£5500, about 4 times more than I have ever paid for a car, but somehow i could see myself paying that sum for this car (if I actually had Ã‚Â£5500, which i don't)

47,366 · January 23, 2011

I bet theres a few knuckle-dragging wankers out there who would love to know where this is!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/opel-diplomat-B-/320647057407

5.4 Chevrolet V8! Ã‚Â£1000 opener.

32,451 · January 23, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ford-escort-mexic ... 2eb2d0e93d

THIS SHELL IS IN NEED OF COMPLEAT REBUILD

32,451 · January 23, 2011

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/AUSTIN-MINI-ONE-K ... 4aa80d7c48

Why?

4,116 · January 24, 2011

I bet theres a few knuckle-dragging wankers out there who would love to know where this is!

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/opel-diplomat-B-/320647057407

5.4 Chevrolet V8! Ã‚Â£1000 opener.

My other half wants one of these...a lot. This is pointless, tho'; it would be cheaper to get one from the continent, in better nick. And if I read it right, it hasn't even got its' engine? A grand for starters...having a laugh, surely.

47,366 · January 24, 2011

It does have an engine, although it doesnt look super healthy admittedly.

I dont think Ã‚Â£1000 is an obscene price for that TBH

43,456 · January 24, 2011

I bought this two years ago with a full MOT
It had a full respray at the time
Price: Ã‚Â£650 Or near offer

2.4k · January 24, 2011

That green Fiat 125 is very tasty, bet it's a hoot to drive.

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