Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

[Cavcraft]

This is really floating my boat at the moment and it seems bloody good value for money, especially when you consider there must be a few bob in the number plate alone.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/120852679760? ... 1438.l2649

 

Especially to a collector of shit cars

 

Giving serious thought to borrowing some money and buying this. Ticks nearly all the boxes and will probably never lose money, quite the reverse.

[Twiggy]

This looks interesting - but what are two the vehicles in front of it - a Citroen and a Bristol ?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-Doubl ... 4cfe3e3290

[M'coli]

I reckon so.

[Rod/b]

The Bristol: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bristol-400-A ... 4cfe3d5df0

[Twiggy]

Thanks guys - perhaps next time I`ll use my common and perve "see other items"................... duh !

[CIH]

And have we had this Toledo yet? It's been ages since I saw one of these, and this one's early on a J-plate.

 

Wow I actually really like the look of that. Could be a nice little fixer-upper. "Just like a Golf", I imagine ?

[trigger]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

£895

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

£489

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

£595

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

TD for £490

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

£550

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

With T&T for £250

[eddyramrod]

Bloody hell! That Cavalier's almost enticing!

[CreepingJesus]

Let's see what crap falls under £1000, less than 50 miles from CJ Towers...

 

Tidy Saffy 4x4 Ghia with the twink. Test, but no tax.

 

BMW 316 with wall-of-text ad.

number plate valued at £250.00

O RLY?

i will not meat in a car park or post to you

Not interested then...unless it's a steak out.

 

XR4x4, needing a bit of welding.

 

For Fuck's Sake.

 

Not quite mingebag spec 205D, it's got power steering. Decadent foppery...

 

R5 GT Turbo, in need of engine rebuild. In no way decadent or foppish.

 

I went on eBay to buy a decadent and foppish smoking jacket. I settled for a Blazer, a nice black one. So that's all right then.

 

More than just a kit car, it's a factory built Foers Ibex, with Nissan oil power. Awesome. No-one in Tesco's car park will have anything uglier. Even if they do, you could probly crush it to death...

 

Who could resist the Cav with the 'MOG' numberplate? Remember; ceiling kitteh is watching you fap over eBay...

[CreepingJesus]

Apparently ex-DTV CF service barge, from the Russell Brookes era.

 

PLUUUUUUUUUUUS.....

 

X-Flow'd Chevette, and a dose of yellow, red and blue paint, equals OMG I'M ACTUALLY IN ACTUAL 1980 MINDFUCK/ instant show winnage/ divorce*.

 

Tenuous rally connection, thro' Tony Pond with this minty 820. Ideal if your name's KIB.

[RoadworkUK]

minty 820

 

Whoever in the product planning department decided that the 820 should share wheeltrims with the metro should have been denied a bonus.

[sporty-shite]

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

With T&T for £250

 

Someone bring the smelling salts for Cavette!!

[Father Ted]

Gentlemen (and Louise)

 

May I present for 800 Euro

http://annunci.ebay.it/annunci/auto/tor ... x/23376075

 

1100cc's of Citroen BX - miserable motoring at its finest.

[dollywobbler]

I've already presented that! No-one seemed interested in OMG NO POWR.

[John F]

That tasty MOG Cav is a repost from yesterday, too.

[Father Ted]

Oh well, Im not going to apologise for the peroast. But if that was closer to home (Brittany fr'instance) I would be all over it like galloping knob rot (or indeed Lichin Planus is all over my back).

Ivory

BX

1100cc

 

Whats not to like!

[cort16]

This Nova was found dumped on driveway after being beaten by it's previous owner. We're looking for a caring individual to nurture this Nova back to full health as it has a lovely temprament and a good heart (1.6 om R6 Bike Carbs).

Remember a Nova is for life not just for Christmas.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1991-vauxhall-nova-spares-or-repairs-16-engine-fitted-with-r6-bike-carbs/95869311#gallery-item-full-4

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/bristol-411-s ... 20c235aa84

 

'this car would be worth 30 thousand if it was in good order and will break for good money '

 

That's great news because I found Monet's Le bassin aux nymphéas in my garage last week. It had been scribbled on, used as a dartboard then partially set on fire. If anyone wants a couple of tiny bits of lily or a drop of water get in touch.

[RedSparrow]

Soz Cav, that's another repost!

 

/pedant

[Cavcraft]

What makes you bid on eBay tat? Perhaps a decent set of pictures, well described listing or nice scenery? Sod that, THE most important thing is having the local village idiot in the background. The only possible way top top this is to have tidemarks on the photographs.

 

Welcome to Winsville.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-THUNDERB ... 2a194a1d26

 

'Everything works fine on this car as it should except the stereo as its not fitted'

 

Helpful.

[Cavcraft]

This message will self destruct in 15 seconds:

 

I actually this and it's a Mondeo.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-MONDEO-2 ... 337188c543

[cobblers]

 

'Everything works fine on this car as it should except the stereo as its not fitted'

 

Helpful.

 

 

He's also trying to claim it does 44mpg

[Cavcraft]

 

'Everything works fine on this car as it should except the stereo as its not fitted'

 

Helpful.

 

 

He's also trying to claim it does 44mpg

 

Wasn't 'Twin Town' filmed round there somewhere? It'd certainly explain a few things in that listing.

[R9UKE]

This has to be Grade One Shite.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... c/95998588

 

[sporty-shite]

That tasty MOG Cav is a repost from yesterday, too.

 

Oops, should have been in quote tags! Sorry(ish)

[R9UKE]

No MOT, so can't drive it home. Too far unfortunately. If it were in Belfast, I'd be at his door now

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... tem-full-2

 

[Cavcraft]

Can't you book it in for an MOT and just waft back home in it? Assuming the struts aren't about to come through the wing tops that is!

[R9UKE]

... I could, but I'm really struggling to see past those wheels

[Cheggers]

... I could, but I'm really struggling to see past those wheels

 

Oooooooooooooh...look at Mr Choosy all of a sudden

[R9UKE]

 

If there's one thing that gets me it's council estate wheels on a French barge