Ebay Tat Volume 2 - Sadly deceased.

December 12, 2011

There's been a few of these Audi V8's up recently but this one looks mega tidy for Ã‚Â£1200 although the guy seems to be suffering from ebay fever.

That guy seems to have decent chod up on a regular basis, but his listings are always written in that desparate/slightly threatening manner. The prices go up and down like a yo-yo too, one day it'll be "Ã‚Â£1200 AND NOT A PENNY LESS, NO OFFERZ", then the next day the price will have dropped to Ã‚Â£1095...

17,575 · December 12, 2011

No idea what these are worth, but looks cheap to me considering the T&T:

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C256675

47,282 · December 12, 2011

Clapton's old Biturbo looks nice, specially the interior! I'd have to sack that silly numberplate off though. 'Trying too hard'

47,282 · December 12, 2011

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-MUSTANG- ... 0657126990

WAS PURCHASED ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO BY IAN CURRUTHERS IN SWANAGE (MUSTANG BREAKERS) FOR Ã‚Â£1000 FROM A AMERICAN BREAKERS IN BARNSLEY FOR ENGINE/BOX ONLY.

289 MANUAL

HE ENDED UP HAVING THE WHOLE CAR ON THE UNDERSTANDING, HE WOULD HAVE TO WAIT FOR YARD TO BE CLEAR OF THE SCRAP CARS AROUND/ON TOP OF IT.

4 YEARS WENT PAST, AND THE YARD WAS SHUT DOWN, AND THE CAR HAD SERIOUSLY DETERIATED EVEN MORE.

ON SATURDAY MY TRANSPORT GUY WENT TO COLLECT FROM YARD, AND DRAG ONTO HIS TRANSPORTER, AND BRING BACK TO MY MATES YARD....THIS HAS COST Ã‚Â£350 TO COLLECT, SO CAR NOW OWES Ã‚Â£1350

1.3k · December 12, 2011

Jeez, that 'stangs farked. Could be worth something to someone as art I suppose.

Hubba hubba

10,806 · December 12, 2011

Wasn't that BI-TURBOT sprotted in Manchester recently by Wat?

128,357 · December 12, 2011

Never even heard of one of these, let alone seen one...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/peugeot-203-1 ... 19cbd128e2

As colours go that's pretty vile but a classy old car alright.

128,357 · December 12, 2011

And now an appeal to anyone living in the Newbury area. Crimes against old motors are offering a Ã‚Â£3.57p reward to the first person to go round to the person's house who is selling this car and give them the shoeing of a lifetime for putting those wheels on it...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MORRIS-MINOR- ... 41606380e1

"how cool is that?"

On the scale of 1-10 I'd say about minus three hundred million.

1.3k · December 12, 2011

Poor mans beige Porker

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-PORSCHE-924-AUTO-BEIGE-/320807741840?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ab1a1a990#ht_500wt_1357

3.8k · December 12, 2011

The beige 911 is too dear. That model isn't that desirable, and it's a leftie. There's a turbo-bodied whaletail Carrera of that generation going retail at the place I got my Jaaaaaag from for the same money, and it's a right-hand drive.

86,253 · December 12, 2011

Get ready to hit the drifting scene HARD with this monster.

The most amazing thing about this car is someones done 25,000 miles in it. Three seater though.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Electric-Car-two-passengers-/120821289093

86,253 · December 12, 2011

I was just checking out what was coming up at the local auction and stumbled across this beauty.

http://www4.amstock.co.uk/wilsons/stock/StockDetail2011.aspx?lot=8&sale=11160&stock=generaltue&site=dalry&regno=X212USM

128,357 · December 12, 2011

605-tastic!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-605-s ... 336f794d5c

Pound shop wheel trims

This is in Shaun1507's territory and not a million miles from Retro80boy's gaffe. What are you waiting for lads?

128,357 · December 12, 2011

Autoshite famous car alert

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-MAZDA-32 ... 1c21f2a281

2.9k · December 12, 2011

605-tastic!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-605-s ... 336f794d5c

Pound shop wheel trims

This is in Shaun1507's territory and not a million miles from Retro80boy's gaffe.

The only gaffe here will be by the auction winner.

128,357 · December 12, 2011

Dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad, dad.

WHAT, FFS?

Can I have something dangerous for Christmas?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GO-CART-/1707 ... 27c152459a

'I think there is a problem with the clutch, stopping the engine starting. This is pick up only'

44,496 · December 12, 2011

Get ready to hit the drifting scene HARD with this monster.
The most amazing thing about this car is someones done 25,000 miles in it. Three seater though.
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Electric-Car-two-passengers-/120821289093

Ahem. 25,000Kms. About 15,500 miles. Still seems pretty impressive! I quite like that. Unlike most electric cars, it doesn't seem to be trying to resemble the bastard son of a training shoe and a goldfish bowl.

4.8k · December 12, 2011

Autoshite famous car alert

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-MAZDA-32 ... 1c21f2a281

NOOOOOO!!!

Thought Joe might have offered it up on here first.

7,140 · December 12, 2011

Autoshite famous car alert

NOOOOOO!!!

Thought Joe might have offered it up on here first.

It is a shame that he didn't

Really what is it with the huge text in ebay ads thing? (Sorry, I'll go back to the Grump thread shortly)

47,282 · December 12, 2011

I was just checking out what was coming up at the local auction and stumbled across this beauty.
http://www4.amstock.co.uk/wilsons/stock/StockDetail2011.aspx?lot=8&sale=11160&stock=generaltue&site=dalry&regno=X212USM

What a thundering pile of horse shit, it looks like its face has melted

3.8k · December 12, 2011

^ and it's a 1600 too. I bet that's lively.

47,282 · December 12, 2011

I would love to have a massive dump on the bonnet.

5,036 · December 12, 2011

Is it wrong to want one of these

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-PEUGEOT-406-SE-3-0-V6-COUPE-BLUE-/160698379437?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item256a5eacad#ht_1058wt_1270

Not he best colour but I think they are a very stylish design. When i raised the point with a wise friend I was told that they could bankrupt any of several european countries with their maintenance costs but what could possibly go wrong? This one seems quite cheap. That might have something to do with it being on the Isle of Sheppey.

4,107 · December 12, 2011

Mad as a box o' frogs V6 Alfa/Cinq 'project' is back. Owner emigrating to Canadialand, where presumably he'll not quite build a 454 Chev motored snowmobile...

the idea was to create a fast mid engined machine with Stratos-like handling

Sure about that? You are Bernard Darniche, and I claim my Ã‚Â£5...

Early Golf Cabby breaking, if anyone's interested.

Boggo 190, low miles, 12 months ticket and FSH. Tweed jacket and Daily Mail extra.

What Could Possibly Go Rong? Spares or Repairs French barge, which apparently only needs serviced, brake discs, window reg and an engine mount changed. Bargain for the brave?

Monza in need of TLC. Seems familiar, was this on earlier in the year?

4.8k · December 12, 2011

DSdriver wrote:
Is it wrong to want one of these
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-PEUGEOT- ... 058wt_1270
Not he best colour but I think they are a very stylish design. When i raised the point with a wise friend I was told that they could bankrupt any of several european countries with their maintenance costs but what could possibly go wrong? This one seems quite cheap. That might have something to do with it being on the Isle of Sheppey.

I really like them, especially the rear end. I saw a very clean red one a year or so back and it looked lovely.

44,496 · December 12, 2011

Is it wrong to want one of these
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-PEUGEOT-406-SE-3-0-V6-COUPE-BLUE-/160698379437?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item256a5eacad#ht_1058wt_1270
Not he best colour but I think they are a very stylish design. When i raised the point with a wise friend I was told that they could bankrupt any of several european countries with their maintenance costs but what could possibly go wrong? This one seems quite cheap. That might have something to do with it being on the Isle of Sheppey.

Not wrong at all. They're stunning and ridiculously cheap. Wouldn't fancy changing a cambelt on one mind, but they're very nice to look at, especially considering the steaming pile of merde de chien that followed.

4,380 · December 12, 2011

Is it wrong to want one of these
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-PEUGEOT-406-SE-3-0-V6-COUPE-BLUE-/160698379437?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item256a5eacad#ht_1058wt_1270
Not he best colour but I think they are a very stylish design. When i raised the point with a wise friend I was told that they could bankrupt any of several european countries with their maintenance costs but what could possibly go wrong? This one seems quite cheap. That might have something to do with it being on the Isle of Sheppey.

Not wrong at all. They're stunning and ridiculously cheap. Wouldn't fancy changing a cambelt on one mind, but they're very nice to look at, especially considering the steaming pile of merde de chien that followed.

For me it's one of the most beautiful cars from a volume marque of the last 20 years. Shame they switched to those frog mouthed horrors right after

December 13, 2011

Is it wrong to want one of these
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-PEUGEOT-406-SE-3-0-V6-COUPE-BLUE-/160698379437?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item256a5eacad#ht_1058wt_1270
Not he best colour but I think they are a very stylish design. When i raised the point with a wise friend I was told that they could bankrupt any of several european countries with their maintenance costs but what could possibly go wrong? This one seems quite cheap. That might have something to do with it being on the Isle of Sheppey.

There's it's twin sitting 20 feet away from me on the drive, it's always been driven very rapidly, has covered at least 300,000 miles and only ever needed routine maintenance (apart from the odometer dying). It still looks good, sounds lovely and drives great!

Owned by my friend whose home I'm house sitting, it was the personal car of a Peugeot main dealer MD, and my friend bought it off their forecourt. Knowing how he drives, and the vast miles he covers, I'm astonished at how utterly reliable the car's been!

17,575 · December 13, 2011

This is MAGNIFICENT!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-VAUXHALL ... 1c21d2537b

Drove past this today on the way to work (it's in Crystal Palace), really looks the business. I'm trying very hard to resist but it keeps staring at me in my watch list He paid Ã‚Â£850 for it in October.

8,922 · December 13, 2011

Any one fancy a potential death-trap?

Robin Hood kit car, with TVR lump sort of fitted..... needs work, and in Grays, near me. Come and have a look, I'll make you a cuppa. (Bring your own biscuits.)

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/180768674331? ... 1423.l2648

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