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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Wow Cavette, thanks to new posting skills your all your additions to this thread have become AWESOME!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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It's a modern Lowry.

 

 

'He smoked weed on Birkenhead roof tops

And lived in card-board boxes he robbed from the shops

Parts of Tranmere where he used to play

I'm sure he once wanked down our street,

Playing pocket snooker on his feet.

The clothes he wore had all seen better days

 

And he painted a dogshit car and a dog shit bodykit,

he painted 'c*nt' on the road and his name on the walls and shit.

Now he takes his glue and he waits, outside the primary school gates

to meet his matchstick bird and his matchstick f*ck*ng kids'.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Genuine bargain alert, I'll give this about one hour tops and it'll be snapped up. Probably by a scrap yard unfortunately if someone isn't quick enough...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/85-RENAULT-11 ... 3cbf42cce7

 

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Actually, it looks a bit suspect as the wording says 'offers over £100' and also 'I WILL REQUIRE A £200 DEPOSIT AS SOON A CONTRACT OF SALE IS AGREED'.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Lets have a round-up of HONEYZ off Leboncoin, not done that for a while. If you want the full-on garlic muncher experience, simply have this song chugging away in the background:

 

 

.... while you goggle the sensuous curves of this bumper bag of bollocks:

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/246447880.htm?ca=20_s

600£$€%%%% buys this GREAT 128 wagon, I would love to blezz about in this, caning the 1100 OHC like a bastard.

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/258413014.htm?ca=20_s

This is LIDERALLY making eyes at me, €800 seems not unreasonable, comes with an amount of spares that I believe is called a SHITLOAD. Didnt know these had IRS, I bet theyre a pretty nice steer.

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/240950139.htm?ca=20_s

This one's not quite as nice and costs more money (€900)

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/256586921.htm?ca=20_s

BLIMEY, you dont see those every day, €900

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/250595836.htm?ca=20_s

WHAT!!!! One owner, €500

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/247927010.htm?ca=20_s

SHEESH! YOU GUYS!!!!! €1000

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/240445847.htm?ca=20_s

Check this out man. it looks like a minter, if a bit blurry, €500!!!

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/114504241.htm?ca=20_s

This is 35 years old! You can buy it for €550.

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/236601309.htm?ca=20_s

Come lolloping into the 21st century with this 1984 BX!!! Check that dashboard.

Heres a PRIME chunk of Jean-Michel Jarre for you to listen to while driving it:

Defo one of his better ones that one, love the twangly bit at about 3:20

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/261352397.htm?ca=20_s

Come on Scooters, drive this home! €120

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/261332376.htm?ca=20_s

Yes!!! This is the 2CV-engined version, the best one obv. €400 seems a good buy to me

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/261320102.htm?ca=20_s

This looks interesting despite the shitty pics, only 17,000 km! Thats 10,000 miles at the current exchange rate. €750 ono

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/228586455.htm?ca=20_s

Comes with a spare engine and set of studded tyres ALL U NEED 4 WINTER! €400

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/260919772.htm?ca=20_s

250 for this!!!! THE CHASSIS IS SOUND, NO HYDRAULIC LEAKS etc.

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/260882907.htm?ca=20_s

How much brown can you buy nowadays for €800? NO MORE THAN THIS

 

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/260736381.htm?ca=20_s

This looks pretty HOT for €1000... if only Norm could see it.

 

Sorry, turned out to be a fairly garlic-free selection in the end.

loserone Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

loserone

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I'm not sure if this is a bit salty(probably quite), but this is surely summery mingebag motoring at it's finest.

 

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A westfield with a 1.7TD. On the same scale as a diesel MGB, only cool. Sell the wheels and the spare engine, stick some rusty steels on and run around all week on a tank.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Sod it, I'm going for broke here.

 

Today's newly found internet picture posting is bought (brought?) to you by the word 'replica'

 

The slow and the stupid...

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-RX-7-Tw ... 1c218243d6

 

'The last owner spent lterally thousands on the car to make it look this good'

So it was you that fucking wrecked it then?

 

The wheezy and the wank...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mr2-355-kit-c ... 336eceb6dd

 

'is one of the best ones as the dimesions and length look just right...'

After several pints of vodka?

 

 

The sleazy and the skank...

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RS-TURBO-REPL ... 19cb2fe0b6

 

0.1/10 for replication, 29.6/10 for gluing an oversized LPG filler cap to the front wing.

 

'FUEL PUMP BEHIND SEAT SMELLS'

I wouldn't worry about it, the rest of it fucking stinks.

Woody Rank: Austin Maxi

Woody

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Thats been on ebay for 5 months at least

 

I can only assume when seen in the flesh its as rotten as a pear. From memory it has no history whatsoever with it either

 

Shame, doesn't look that bad.

 

It's at East Coast Salvage now - big fleet disposal place up the road from here. Not their usual sort of thing, wonder how they came by it?

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/261332376.htm?ca=20_s

Yes!!! This is the 2CV-engined version, the best one obv. €400 seems a good buy to me

I'd love one of these. We had a metallic green LN as a runaround at our holiday house in the Auvergne when I was a lad - taught myself clutch control trying to drive the thing round the garden without stalling it. LNA would have the 652cc engine from the Visa rather than the 602cc 2CV lump, so marginally quicker - should be able to cruise at 75 if your ears can stand it.

trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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BROWN MERC

Shame, doesn't look that bad.

 

It's at East Coast Salvage now - big fleet disposal place up the road from here. Not their usual sort of thing, wonder how they came by it?

 

I took these photos of it back in Feb 2010, It looks really nice from the outset but once you get on your hands and knees you quickly discover that there is in fact no floor.

 

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1981 Mercedes-Benz 280E W123 by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

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1981 Mercedes-Benz 280E W123 by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

 

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1981 Mercedes-Benz 280E W123 by Trigger's Retro Road Tests!, on Flickr

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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That BROWN and ORANGE...

 

GS PALLAS

 

Lovely, just Lovely.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI. ... rid=229508

 

'THE SHELL IS MINT'

 

Yeah, looks brand new.

 

'NOT USUAL RUBBISH'

 

Come again?

 

'NICE PARTY TRICK START THE CAR BEFORE YOU GET THERE'

 

Presumably to save embarrasment in case anyone sees you.

worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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Genuine bargain alert, I'll give this about one hour tops and it'll be snapped up. Probably by a scrap yard unfortunately if someone isn't quick enough...

 

Renault 11

 

Actually, it looks a bit suspect as the wording says 'offers over £100' and also 'I WILL REQUIRE A £200 DEPOSIT AS SOON A CONTRACT OF SALE IS AGREED'.

 

 

Now listed £1695 classified. Tch.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Yeah cheeky twat started it at £100 bin then must have changed it.

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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I saw that earlier. At £1700 it belongs in the Bargains thread, not even the nicest Turbo would make that much. A Renner 11 has to be one of the most unloved cars of all time, there is LITERALLY no one on earth who likes them enough to pay that much money.

Tartan58 Rank: BL Wedge

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I saw that earlier. At £1700 it belongs in the Bargains thread, not even the nicest Turbo would make that much. A Renner 11 has to be one of the most unloved cars of all time, there is LITERALLY no one on earth who likes them enough to pay that much money.

 

I would and certainly for a mint early turbo - fortunately my budget is about a tenth of that so I'll have to be sensible!

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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That Galant is scrummy, even for a left hooker. Someone there will grab a bargain. Donny plate on it too.

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