Naffest most crass giffer mods

[Metal Guru]

24 minutes ago, DavieW said:

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I think there’s a van under there somewhere. 

[DavieW]

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[RoadworkUK]

He'd be better off using a chisel to get all that shit off

[grogee]

3 hours ago, DavieW said:

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[bunglebus]

[bunglebus]

Definitely more Barry than giffer

[Metal Guru]

10 hours ago, bunglebus said:

Definitely more Barry than giffer

I quite like the engine on view in mid engines super cars but that just looks crap.

[grogee]

56 minutes ago, Metal Guru said:

I quite like the engine on view in mid engines super cars but that just looks crap.

Agreed. Take a gander at the shit foil wire harness covers and vacuum solenoids.

That is serious over-compensation for some deep-seated insecurity. Totally ruined. 

[D.E]

20 minutes ago, grogee said:

Agreed. Take a gander at the shit foil wire harness covers and vacuum solenoids.

That is serious over-compensation for some deep-seated insecurity. Totally ruined. 

I saw a Focus once with the 2.0 powerplant proudly shown as if it were an invaluable piece of art:

 

[horriblemercedes]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/168201891793?_skw=jaguar+xf&itmmeta=01KT98WQE1SPAVFSZ5PMPJG0RF&hash=item27299d2fd1:g:3ocAAeSwJ21pps70&itmprp=enc%3AAQALAAAA0GfYFPkwiKCW4ZNSs2u11xCiU4CV2QuK%2Bh%2FhjvXAGfRrDnY%2B7mslxEZ7LTP%2BMtoOMN0L6%2FAohvlXCYiTCV%2BFmlU80F0%2BRcZwlcqMUiuJX4SR07HD0v0zH7ZKK6jSGS7jnJG%2FE%2FMdHZuVC3izYbjHV8mmgtqxgmdE6rjZKLMrPrD%2Bo0yKhtrcnLe7W5I4AjM2Ic6ugJGaLsAngfuaFZPs%2Bhx%2B1KazL15IiVYFWsXMPRQ1x80m7olWFI2ZngSx6kfLjdgm5ZM2nYJ0f6Zd3rcmWKM%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR5j38qjSZw

 

£10,495 for a 12 year old Jaguar XF with all that shit attached. Bargain

[DavieW]

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[sheffcortinacentre]

10 minutes ago, DavieW said:

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WOW so close to the original you'd struggle to tell them apart.

[D.E]

[mildlycretinous]

My recently acquired Renault Scenic has some very tasteful giffer-tastic upgrades* (Viewers of Furious Driving may recognise this one).

Highlights include several miles of USB cable bundled up inside one of the speakers, and many self-tapping screws.

Nothing about this car is "sport", or even "spor".

 

[sheffcortinacentre]

Kilroy looks impressed in last pic.

[Mr Livered]

1 hour ago, mildlycretinous said:

spor

French for sport innit

[Rustybullethole]

2 hours ago, mildlycretinous said:

My recently acquired Renault Scenic has some very tasteful giffer-tastic upgrades* (Viewers of Furious Driving may recognise this one).

Highlights include several miles of USB cable bundled up inside one of the speakers, and many self-tapping screws.

Nothing about this car is "sport", or even "spor".

 

Liked for the use of wood screws. Got to respect that level of commitment. 10/10.

[Rustybullethole]

50 minutes ago, Mr Livered said:

French for sport innit

Less weight. Faster. 

[High Jetter]

2 hours ago, mildlycretinous said:

 

Y Tho (on many levels)

[mildlycretinous]

16 hours ago, Mr Livered said:

French for sport innit

🤣 

15 hours ago, Rustybullethole said:

Liked for the use of wood screws. Got to respect that level of commitment. 10/10.

There's loads of them. The daft sod screwed a load of reflectors straight onto the boot lid and rear wings as well... 🙄

[bunglebus]

Just needs a dag and a periwinkle blue caravan

[mildlycretinous]

That just gets worse and worse the closer you look...

Daz must be short for dazzler...

[bunglebus]

Certainly had me fooled

[myglaren]

The only mod to mine is the cracked rear bumper.  It wasn't even my mod, son reversed into a pole, despite the rear parking warning.

[bangernomics]

Forgot to post this one I spotted a month or so ago whilst in the UK. I thought what is that on the bumper.



Hmm I know I will stick it where anything I load in the boot will catch it.



Perfect.

[Jazoli]

1 hour ago, bangernomics said:

Forgot to post this one I spotted a month or so ago whilst in the UK. I thought what is that on the bumper.



Hmm I know I will stick it where anything I load in the boot will catch it.



Perfect.

Obviously far too much hassle to mount above the number plate 🤣

[bangernomics]

I know mental isn’t it. Even under the bumper would have been better.

[FakeConcern]

Owned by a little old lady down the road

Now I want a crochet steering wheel cover too

[FakeConcern]

Spotted on the Isle of Wight by Mrs Concerns sister

I imagine they were aiming for this

Almost the same

[sheffcortinacentre]

Wow another amazing transformation, the builder should have their own show on Discovery.