The grumpy thread

[trigger]

Talking of RR, this chap selling a Nissan Micra is bothering me, he's bragging about having removed the springs, when questioned his reply is:

 

I could of bought some £700 coilovers for it and then took the helpers out and wound them rite down which achieves exactly the same as taking the springs out!!

 

Utter spazz. http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=143944

[Lacquer Peel]

So the only suspension is the bump stops and tyres?

[beko1987]

sounds like my puma before I scrapped it. Not how I like my ride to handle...

[Station]

I thought the same about that XR2, it's a complete shed

[trigger]

Don't bother posting your views on it though, the RR nazi has been let out of the cave again.

[freebird]

Don't bother posting your views on it though, the RR nazi has been let out of the cave again.

No, dont do that!! Half the fun of reading the ads is for the "discussions" as the majority of cars on that board are utter fucking heaps.

Does anybody really give a shit if they were banned from a forum ffs?

[RedSparrow]

Yeah, I enjoy reading threads like that, they make me laugh.

This 'rare' Micra one is a classic example.

[Negative Creep]

Talking of RR, this chap selling a Nissan Micra is bothering me, he's bragging about having removed the springs, when questioned his reply is:

 

I could of bought some £700 coilovers for it and then took the helpers out and wound them rite down which achieves exactly the same as taking the springs out!!

 

Utter spazz. http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=143944

 

Fucknuggets like that are going to make modifying cars illegal

[autofive]

Further negative comments will be deleted and may well lead to a suspension for the poster.

 

 

ha ha

 

what a slavering jibbering wanker rmad is

[M'coli]

At least the Mod has had a go at the OP for being rude!

[trigger]

He deleted my comments on the XR2 thread after i said it wasn't worth any more then scrap, £120, due to no XR2 parts being left on it and over 118k on the clock, not 18k like the OP says, also someone said the engines worth a lot of money so i replied that it could be seized and worth no more then a paper weight.

[trigger]

Those Micra Super S's should have bodycoloured bumpers with big front spot lights in, that one he's selling is just a death trap, i just hope some young clueless goon doesn't get hold of it and ends up killing someone.

[sporty-shite]

Talking of RR, this chap selling a Nissan Micra is bothering me, he's bragging about having removed the springs, when questioned his reply is:

 

I could of bought some £700 coilovers for it and then took the helpers out and wound them rite down which achieves exactly the same as taking the springs out!!

 

Utter spazz. http://retrorides.proboards.com/index.c ... ead=143944

 

Fucknuggets like that are going to make modifying cars illegal

 

Don't bother mentioning that there, either. I got called not fit to burn for that a few months ago. All "the boys" came out with their pictures of cats and nuns, trying to say how they knew better. Pricks.

[cobblers]

that one he's selling is just a death trap, i just hope some young clueless goon doesn't get hold of it and ends up killing someone.

 

It appears to already be owned by a young clueless goon, so it can't get a lot worse - to be fair the next name on the V5 is more likely to be H. J. Heinz than anything else though, so nuns at bus stops can jill themselves off without fear of a firey micra death.

[Negative Creep]

Fucknuggets like that are going to make modifying cars illegal

 

Don't bother mentioning that there, either. I got called not fit to burn for that a few months ago. All "the boys" came out with their pictures of cats and nuns, trying to say how they knew better. Pricks.

 

 

Which is exactly the problem with forums that won't allow any criticism - no one gets called up on dangerous work, so everyone else thinks it's ok to do. The whole modified car scene suffers by association

[sporty-shite]

Fucknuggets like that are going to make modifying cars illegal

 

Don't bother mentioning that there, either. I got called not fit to burn for that a few months ago. All "the boys" came out with their pictures of cats and nuns, trying to say how they knew better. Pricks.

 

 

Which is exactly the problem with forums that won't allow any criticism - no one gets called up on dangerous work, so everyone else thinks it's ok to do. The whole modified car scene suffers by association

 

Yep. That was my whole point. No-one wanted to listen.

[Mr Lobster]

The Micra and XR2 threads represent almost everything that is wrong with RR.

 

XR2 is fit only for weighing in and seems to contain nothing of value. If I found it in my barn it'd be seeing a hiab within the hour.

 

Micra is ridiculous. I've nothing against lowered or modified cars at all but that is just ridiculous frag fodder. And the sooner the better.

 

But anyway, no point moaning about it here.....

[Cavcraft]

To be fair to whoever did the 'mod' bit on RR (Micra for sale thread) you can't knock them for giving the seller a bit of a bollocking.

 

 

 

 

On to grumpy things: sorry for the football inclusion but this fat, hopeless fucking clown is pissing me off.

[ashmicro]

Being a ballboy is Hazard-ous.

 

Grump: I'm very pissed off about one of my "students" (I'm teaching a bunch of NICS middle management how to use a new Quality Monitoring software system). The individual in question is consistently late, farts about with his mobile when I'm talking, complains about everything and appears to be the world's only surviving brain donor. I've "had a word" with him, but he takes no notice.

 

It's in my remit to boot the cunt off the course, but it's annoying me more that it's pissing me off so much, and I don't understand why.

 

An old friend more or less begged me to deliver this course, but notwithstanding that or the wedge, I am NEVER doing one of these for the Civil Service ever again.

[Lankytim]

That micra is a total disgrace. If someone ended up in a serious accident in it the rozzers would rip them another A-hole, not that the piece of shit would even get an MOT with no springs fitted. Next stop, weighbridge.

[morris_ital_lover]

Further negative comments will be deleted and may well lead to a suspension for the poster.

 

 

ha ha

 

what a slavering jibbering wanker rmad is

 

I like the irony of getting a suspension for noting on the sheer fuckwittery of making a car suspensionless...

[Negative Creep]

But anyway, no point moaning about it here.....

 

 

That's the thing though, it can't be discussed anywhere else

[wuvvum]

Well the saga appears to have ended with the inevitable toys-out-of-pram moment...

[RedSparrow]

Super LOL!

Mr Bollox has such a way with words! Please link more of these type of threads in future, always amusing.

[Mr Lobster]

Super LOL!

Mr Bollox has such a way with words! Please link more of these type of threads in future, always amusing.

 

 

This this this this!

 

As much as its that sort of muppet and the inevitable OMG ITS SHIT followed by lotsa modderating that tends to spoil RR, it does make for quite amusing reading.

 

Scrap is best for the Micra really. Shame though, could have been quite a nice car had it not been dicked with too much.

[dollywobbler]

Brilliance Mr Bollox.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

He rang me up on my mobile shortly after spitting his dummy! Asked for my address, in order to prove what a hard case he is. I said 'go on then, whats the worst that can happen' and gave him a made up address. Now i have found his Micra for sale on Gumtree, and sent him a load of information that I read* about his mum.

[RedSparrow]

Call me childish, but top work!

Just seen it on bumtree, 50 quid more and the photos are squished. Do let us know his reply.

He's handily put his real address on in map form too.

[trigger]

What a prat!, It's just a shame the mods didn't lock the advert making a point that removing springs is dangerous and it's not something tolerated by the forum.

[Negative Creep]

Link top the gumtree ad?