The grumpy thread

[jakebullet]

Royal mail wankers have lost an entire bag of my post, and couldn't give a flying fuck about it. Oh, it's not been 14 working days so we're not interested. I point out it's a full sack and bitch cuts me off. Of course in 14 days when I put a claim in they will write to everyone who's stuff they've lost and get zero replies cos I've replaced it all by then. They will then not pay me out 'cos no replies = delivered in their eyes.

[jakebullet]

Arse. Next door has started up now. What's wrong with people that they have to be braying idiots or cackling witches? hahahahahahahaha as loud as they can for hours on end. Nothing is that funny.

 

Had it last night in the pub too. A black woman you could hear OUTSIDE cackling away constantly with big snort sounds as well. Think Rusty Lee turned up to eleven. It should be legal to shoot such people.

[burraston2006]

 

Autoshite Catering Services! Disposible bbq in the rain? No probs!

Grump is: one hand holding the rainbrella, one hand poking the meat, how the fxxk fo I hold a beer?!

 

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[Cheggers]

Arse. Next door has started up now. What's wrong with people that they have to be braying idiots or cackling witches? hahahahahahahaha as loud as they can for hours on end. Nothing is that funny.

 

Had it last night in the pub too. A black woman you could hear OUTSIDE cackling away constantly with big snort sounds as well. Think Rusty Lee turned up to eleven. It should be legal to shoot such people.

 

Yeah, heaven forbid someone might actually be having a good time *rolls eyes*

[Cavcraft]

Well worth mentioning her skin colour.

[jakebullet]

If that's a good time you can keep it. Cackling constantly for hours on end? What happened to conversation?

[purplebargeken]

At least they are laughing.

 

Stupid bint next door just screeches and shouts at ubermax volume for no apparent reason. Shrill enough to shatter bloody glass too

[jakebullet]

Oh next door does that too when they're not boozing. Also appears impossible not to slam doors, even when not swearing at each other.

[Negative Creep]

Sounds like my neighbours, who seem to spend their time having door slamming competitions or swearing at eachother. The woman is usually outside on the phone going on about how she hates everyone or how so and so said this so should get a slap. Even her voice sounds ugly - hard to describe but it's that deep Jeremy Kyle guest tone that makes anyone terminally unattractive

[maxpower]

Why does my flymo always decide it wants to fall apart and try and morph into a fkin transformer while i am getting the shit stung out of me by weeds GRRRR

[BavarianRetro]

Arse. Next door has started up now. What's wrong with people that they have to be braying idiots or cackling witches? hahahahahahahaha as loud as they can for hours on end. Nothing is that funny.

 

Had it last night in the pub too. A black woman you could hear OUTSIDE cackling away constantly with big snort sounds as well. Think Rusty Lee turned up to eleven. It should be legal to shoot such people.

In what respect is the colour of her skin worth mentioning?

[chaseracer]

^ Given also the egregious reference to summary execution, I'm reminded why I shall continue to block Mr Bullet's constant whingeing.

[jakebullet]

Well I didn't get her name. If she'd looked like Xena warrior princess I'd have put that. Ditto if she'd been a man with a big nose. The pub was heaving but the 3 tables nearest her group where all empty. I suppose it's because everyone was racist and didn't want to be near a black person. Nothing to do with she was just fucking annoying.

[UmBongo]

^ Given also the egregious reference to summary execution, I'm reminded why I shall continue to block Mr Bullet's constant whingeing.

 

I blocked him ages ago.

 

He's a self-pitying bore.

[Pillock]

People go to the pub to have a good time. I assume she wasn't just on her own laughing at nothing - that would be weird. So she was with friends, enjoying herself.

 

A pub is a weird place to go when you want to be grumpy.

[jakebullet]

It was a 'flaming grill'. They're aimed at greedy bastards n people who don't have sky sports / a giant tv. We went there to stuff our fat faces.

[bub2006]

Im annoyed. Been after some roof rails for xantia. Was offered some and tried to arrange to collect. I bet this has been going on for 4 weeks now. The person knew i could have done with them for holiday to cornwall too. Numerous text messages sent and just either being ignored or excuses made.

[Cavcraft]

When are you going to Cornwall, Bub?

[bub2006]

Went last week. Had to wedge everything in the car. Had use of a roof box but had enough of chasing these bars!

[Station]

The key for my steering wheel lock has somehow detached itself from my key ring (the springy ring type that is impossible to open without force). A feat that has never occurred since time began. I'm completely in awe of how this has happened.

[BavarianRetro]

Well I didn't get her name. If she'd looked like Xena warrior princess I'd have put that. Ditto if she'd been a man with a big nose. The pub was heaving but the 3 tables nearest her group where all empty. I suppose it's because everyone was racist and didn't want to be near a black person. Nothing to do with she was just fucking annoying.

Keep digging.

[Lacquer Peel]

Jake is just using her colour as a descriptive term, she is a black woman, it's a bit literal and clunky but not racist. I don't think it's right to be offended on the behalf of others.

[BavarianRetro]

I'm not offended. I just don't see what the point is in even mentioning her skin colour. It's not relevant to whether or not she's annoying and takes the tale no further.

[Alfamale]

I was down in London yesterday for a football match (the result of which is a separate grump entirely), but it saddens me to see what a dump the capital of our nation is becoming. Admittedly I only saw one suburb and rarely visit the rest of the area unless I have to but it was horrible.

 

The chaps sat at the back of the mcdonalds on the high street looked as if they had a greater stock and wider range of pharmaceuticals than the branch of boots a few doors along.

 

This is all before I get onto the £5 a pint for piss awful lager....

[Station]

BavarianRetro CHILL OUT MAN.

[fordperv]

I understand he was just using it to describe the loud lady non offensively, but jakebullet can I offer the term gobby bint as it's a very useful descriptive term for the future

[Jim Bell]

Im easygoing but there's some races that I really cant stand. Like the four by four hundred metres relay.

[Cheggers]

I was down in London yesterday for a football match (the result of which is a separate grump entirely), but it saddens me to see what a dump the capital of our nation is becoming. Admittedly I only saw one suburb and rarely visit the rest of the area unless I have to but it was horrible.

 

The chaps sat at the back of the mcdonalds on the high street looked as if they had a greater stock and wider range of pharmaceuticals than the branch of boots a few doors along.

 

This is all before I get onto the £5 a pint for piss awful lager....

 

Please don't let a day trip to Wembley taint your view of London...it's a shithole (and I should know, I grew up there)

[Jim Bell]

What do you get if you cross London with an Iphone6?

 

 

Robbed.

 

 

And stabbed.

[Cheggers]

I understand he was just using it to describe the loud lady non offensively, but jakebullet can I offer the term gobby bint as it's a very useful descriptive term for the future

 

I don't care if she was blue & green striped, I'm still amazed that even Jake "Mr Sunshine" Bullet can be upset by someone laughing outside a pub...