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Shines BL bat signal* for BV72

 

*made by Lucas so not actually very bright at all

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Why are they still gritting the roads every night? We haven't had a frost for weeks, and no rain since Saturday so there's no worry about moisture on the road freezing. I want to make use of the Stellar especially given the nice weather, but it's as if they have stockpiles of grit to get rid of!

because, the councils still have a mountains worth of salt to get rid of?

 

i feel your disgust, as i want to make use of the metro and, when i get it back the jaguar, BUT if they are still spreading salt everywhere, then that won't be happening as soon as i would like.... :mad:

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Adele....

 

How many songs can you "write" about being dumped?

 

Everyone slags of u2 and Coldplay etc but at least they can write a song about different aspects of life

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I know I'm wrong in the head but I find Adele Damn sexy. Curvy figure and a right potty mouth. All she needs now is a roll up in her mouth and a zafira. My ideal woman

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anything, ANYTHING is better then the toneless whinging of U2 or Coldplay.

 

and that radiohead, ugkkkkkk......

 

talentless noise polluters the lot of them.

 

just utter, utter crap,

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Went to go to random oddments for the car at Advance Auto Parts tonight.

 

Front of the store has fallen off.

Sign is gone.

Windows are mostly boarded up, lights still on but the building is completely empty.

 

Small pre-printed paper sign.

 

"WE ARE MOVING! TO SERVE YOU BETTER WE HAVE MOVED TO:

 

West Tunnel Boulevard, Houma"

 

 

Um. The store was 2 miles away. Now it's over thirty. How is that serving me better? Corporate nonsense.

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They use that line here at petrol stations on signs that ask bikers to remove their helmet.

 

To help us serve you better.

 

Utter horseshit.

It is so the cctv can see your mug and because they think you might rob the place.

I would respect them much more for a bit of honesty.

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because, the councils still have a mountains worth of salt to get rid of?

 

i feel your disgust, as i want to make use of the metro and, when i get it back the jaguar, BUT if they are still spreading salt everywhere, then that won't be happening as soon as i would like.... :mad:

Because it's still -2 in some places, like here in the Lakes this morning, I'd rather they continued salting until temperatures rise a bit if you don't mind.
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Bloody ebay decided to remove my ad for the Tatran because I put that it was like a Vespa or Lambretta. Apparently people could be misled. How fucking dim do you have to be to not know the difference, the title said Tatran and the desciption said it was built in the Czech republic. So thats 15 quid down the swanny. I bet it was some twat anorack reported it because it wasn't a Lambretta and how dare anyone use the name when advertising a eastern block take on a scooter. I have re-listed it without the reference in the title so we will see how long it stays up this time. Shame really as it is a much nicer bike than the Italian crap and certainly a cheaper alternative.

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If the ebay policing helps get rid of all those fucking "Lada Niva , like landrover , jeep, shogun , mountain goat , navara , toerag " ads then im happy about that tbh

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While we are at it stop these pricks from listing car deodorants as "fits Morris Cowley" when I am looking for fucking car parts.

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"Decat pipe, fits Morris Minor" ffs man!!

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I've seen ecu chip things on eBay. Suit Volvo 440/460/480 apparently. Annoying when you have to wade through tripe to find some gold

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Is it worth contacting ACAS?

Most disputes can be settled with ACAS (Always Carry A Shotgun).

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Supercar Megabuild.

 

Has anyone watched this yet? I find it hard to put into words what utter shite it is, completely staged, main "mechanics" barely know how to hold a spanner and that Kahn bloke. Words fail me.

 

I love car shows and watch nearly all of them, I could even just about put up with Berny and Leepu but this takes shit TV to a whole new level. They should all be thoroughly ashamed.

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Supercar Megabuild.

 

Has anyone watched this yet? I find it hard to put into words what utter shite it is, completely staged, main "mechanics" barely know how to hold a spanner and that Kahn bloke. Words fail me.

 

I love car shows and watch nearly all of them, I could even just about put up with Berny and Leepu but this takes shit TV to a whole new level. They should all be thoroughly ashamed.

I watched 10 minute of it, it's utterly fucking wank.
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Well it's sunny again and that cunt with the radio at the back has it on loud again.

 

Shouted like a loony, rung the council in the past whats the fucking point the selfish twat will do it no matter what as like everyone that does that kind of thing they're always right.

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anything, ANYTHING is better then the toneless whinging of U2 or Coldplay.

 

and that radiohead, ugkkkkkk......

 

talentless noise polluters the lot of them.

 

just utter, utter crap,

THANK GOODNESS!  I was beginning to feel like the little boy in The Emperor's New Clothes; am I the only person who can see how shit this stuff is?  Mind you, if by "anything" you dare to offer Adele or Sam Smith, then you and I are going to have ice creams at twenty paces on Easter Sunday!

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Well it's sunny again and that cunt with the radio at the back has it on loud again.

 

Shouted like a loony, rung the council in the past whats the fucking point the selfish twat will do it no matter what as like everyone that does that kind of thing they're always right.

 

Time to jetwash your garage. And the twat.

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I like Adele and would help her fill a Zafira if she asked nicely.

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I like Adele and would help her fill a Zafira if she asked nicely.

I used to feel the same way about Anneka Rice, she wouldnt have to ask nicely either in my case.

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98% of music released since about 2000 is awful IMO, but I can't put my finger on why. There's a handful of artists I like, but they usually sound like they're from the 80s anyway. Whenever I say that, someone usually says "No! It's just that the great new artists aren't played on commercial radio!", then play some track to show what they mean and I just think "yeah... there's a reason why they're unsigned".

 

Don't really understand the hate U2 and Coldplay get, U2 released some great stuff in the late 80s/early 90s. Their newer stuff is just porridge but I don't hear much of them on the radio, they're pretty easy to ignore. The most publicity they have had in the past 10 years is when Apple put their latest album on everyone's iDevices and there were loads of dummies spat out. Ditto Coldplay have had some good songs, most are a bit dull but they're not really shoved down your throat like Sam Smith and friends.

 

Radiohead are great if you're in a "Radiohead" mood! There's few songs that can touch "Street Spirit" for basking in sheer lovely, lovely misery.

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I like Adele and would help her fill a Zafira if she asked nicely.

No. My idea,my turn to fill zafira! You can have first dibs after
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98% of music released since about 2000 is awful IMO, but I can't put my finger on why. There's a handful of artists I like, but they usually sound like they're from the 80s anyway. Whenever I say that, someone usually says "No! It's just that the great new artists aren't played on commercial radio!", then play some track to show what they mean and I just think "yeah... there's a reason why they're unsigned".

 

Don't really understand the hate U2 and Coldplay get, U2 released some great stuff in the late 80s/early 90s. Their newer stuff is just porridge but I don't hear much of them on the radio, they're pretty easy to ignore. The most publicity they have had in the past 10 years is when Apple put their latest album on everyone's iDevices and there were loads of dummies spat out. Ditto Coldplay have had some good songs, most are a bit dull but they're not really shoved down your throat like Sam Smith and friends.

 

Radiohead are great if you're in a "Radiohead" mood! There's few songs that can touch "Street Spirit" for basking in sheer lovely, lovely misery.

 

Yes. A thousand times, yes.

 

So much stuff just seems to be simpering, Music by Numbers, generic fucking drivel that I cant tell it apart. Maybe its an age thing? All modern cars look the same to me and all modern music sounds the same to me too.

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