The grumpy thread

[cort16]

A few minutes early and he ran out of time . A bit short sited given he had a time machine.

I really love the films I haven't got anything bad to say about them at all.

[Cavcraft]

No idea and no interest with all this back to the future bollocks. I dont really watch films to be honest so that doesn't help, but if they have a Twin Town day I might raise an eyebrow.

[twosmoke300]

Twin town ! What a brilliant film

[anonymous user]

Company car boys?

 

Aye probably

[twosmoke300]

Ones got a roof , the other fuckin hasn't !

[AlabamaShrimp]

Didn't know but the engine management light had come on this morning on the ST before either went for its service.

 

I knew it had when it was at the garage as they told me. Said they checked, it was nothing but maybe a known fault and the have an ecu update for about £40.

Ok not that much, get it done and the light goes out.

 

Just come home from the pub. Sodding lights back on. 3 restarts and it still won't go out. Back to the shop tomorrow.

 

Why do cars have to fuck up just when you need em. Got a trip to that there London on Sunday...

[robinmasters]

engine management

Why do cars have to fuck up

Answered your own question there!

 

Computers is for pornography & typing.

[ruffgeezer]

I appear to have lost almost my entire digital music selection, I don't know when it got lost or where or why, but I am quite pissed off by this fact as the radio round here is shite, I'm lucky if I hear one song during my commute in the evenings and it's almost always crap.

[robinmasters]

I will be glad when today is over, because everyone will stop banging on about Back to the bloody Future.

 

In 2032 will the BBC News have people dressed as Wesley Snipes harping on about 'Demolition Man', and how wiping our arses on shells became true?

I hope so. I plan on spending the year offering 'mellow greetings' to anyone who's listening.

[Inspector Morose]

I've a 168 mile drive in the bus to my hotel tonight and the show finishes today at 2. Not too bad? Well the shopping centre I'm at won't let me move the bus 6 feet back onto the road until after 5 meaning I'm so fucking tight on hours it's squeaky. Just had a huge bollocking from security because I had the audacity to position myself on the deserted square this morning. FFS why don't people have sense these days?

[beko1987]

Thought I would have a look at reclaiming the PPI back from the credit cards that I screwed my life over with because I R Skint, but cant remember any of the details, and probably havent got any of the paperwork.

 

No worries, I had a hotmail email when this happened. Forgotten password, fair enough but the recovery options show a french email address, and a french security question. Do hotmail re-use lapsed email addresses? (probably been 8-9 years since I've logged into it...

[hairnet]

want to go knutsford

 

go for a pint maybe so looked at the train

 

tram to alt 3.80 return

 

train to knut 4.60 return

 

its 17 miles ffs

 

bike does 100 miles on a tenner

 

no beer for me - cheeky twats

[Lacquer Peel]

I appear to have lost almost my entire digital music selection, I don't know when it got lost or where or why, but I am quite pissed off by this fact as the radio round here is shite, I'm lucky if I hear one song during my commute in the evenings and it's almost always crap.

 

The local radio station is forced on me at work, I'm sure this song is played 3-4 times a day. I hate it, along with everything else they play, it's the same 20-odd songs every day on shuffle, it's driving me mental. Shut up and dance? SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF, and die.

 

[purplebargeken]

Going on holiday on Monday evening. Yay.

 

Sort out small but decent digital camera. Hmm, can't find it. 

 

It isn't in the i10. It isn't in the Rover. It isn't down the garage. Where the fuck is it?

 

Charged up the larger Nikon. Bit bulky for holiday. 

 

So where is the other fucking camera. Arses.

[J-Rod]

The local radio station is forced on me at work, I'm sure this song is played 3-4 times a day. I hate it, along with everything else they play, it's the same 20-odd songs every day on shuffle, it's driving me mental. Shut up and dance? SHUT UP AND FUCK OFF, and die.

 

That song is truly awful. Truly. 

 

Just when you think that pop music can't hit a new, contrived low... some faceless person working for a record company manages it. 

[Eddie Honda]

Forgotten password, fair enough but the recovery options show a french email address, and a french security question. Do hotmail re-use lapsed email addresses? (probably been 8-9 years since I've logged into it...

That'll be long gone. I think I left it over 9 months and they purged the mail from mine, and after twelve I think they hit the big delete key...

[Cavcraft]

Big shout out to the knobhead on the road bike in his wanky matching club kit who shouted 'get you next time' as I was trying to help a lad mend the puncture on his bike earlier. God forbid you might have stopped to see if you could help, you knobweaselling shitbarrel bastard.

[quicksilver]

Thank you for that, I've just spat my dinner all over the keyboard laughing at "knobweaselling shitbarrel bastard". That's got to be one of the best profanities ever.

[twosmoke300]

I think South Park has some of the best - "shit faced cock master " is a personal fave

[hairnet]

Big shout out to the knobhead on the road bike in his wanky matching club kit who shouted 'get you next time' as I was trying to help a lad mend the puncture on his bike earlier. God forbid you might have stopped to see if you could help, you knobweaselling shitbarrel bastard.

if hed said that id have turned round before hed passed - clothes line,.........

[richardmorris]

I was slowing down earlier to find a place to stop whilst popping something into the doctors, when a self important audi driver tried to come around me on my right hand side as I was turning right with indicators blinking to show my intentions, then has the fecking cheek to blast their horn at me as if I was in the wrong. Did they get confused what these orange flashing lights on each corner and on the wings of my car mean

No, audis no longer use them. Some idiot on the way home this evening at the miniroundabout. Indicating left and turned right. Fuckwit nearly hit me.

[MarvinsMom]

I think South Park has some of the best - "shit faced cock master " is a personal fave

 

 

Donkey Raping Shit Eater!

[twosmoke300]

Testicle shitting rectal wort !

[Richard]

Fitbin.

[D Spares & Tyres]

Son of a silly person

[doobietoo]

Followed a lorry driver on the way home from Solent shitters meet last night... steady 50 mph on single roads is no problem, indicating right when there is no turning right or anything in or on the dead straight road ahead and nothing coming the other way just because you don't like being overtaken by a vehicle that is going considerably faster then you is just being a snotgobbling dicksplash.......

 

What happened to "kings of the road" .......

[Inspector Morose]

Or he's signalling to you that it's safe for you to pass?

[richardmorris]

Or he's signalling to you that it's safe for you to pass?

Then signal left. Works well on the continent ( well signalling right there, but the

Same principal).

[MarvinsMom]

or he just left the indicator turned on?

[purplebargeken]

Really? Now you decide this? 

 

Thanks a bundle. 

 

Tomorrow's plans now void. Hurrah. Not.