The grumpy thread

[twosmoke300]

good lord ! , another reason to give fb a wide birth

[vulgalour]

I used to work for Atos when they did health services for Royal Mail.  I ended up leaving due to suffering a bit of a mental breakdown that saw me off work for 6 months almost entirely caused by having to work for Atos and Royal Mail management*.  What a nightmare it was.

 

I've been told to try and apply for help benefits wise with my mental health issues but I won't, partly because of pride but mainly because of having to deal with Atos again if I do.

[Cavcraft]

What a two bob cock knocker. If he think using Parkers is going to help anybody then he's quite clearly not got a clue about car pricing and should just jack it all in.

[plasticvandan]

someone put an advert up for a bond minicar or wartburg knight,see how his parkers price guide helps him then!

[willswitchengage]

^ That's the photo I commented on Will, bit pathetic on my part i know but it thought it was a bit rude to take photos of customers, this is the comment i'm banned for...

 

"Even more intelligent is admitting it on here Dainiol Cochrane, we can see you work for https://www.facebook.com/SuperValu so it wouldn't take much for someone to grass you up if they wanted"

 

But it's OK if you want to post a video of a horse shagging a bloke though...

 

I am retard, I thought it was "obvious" the store he worked in was Morrisons...

 

But that is a bizarre comment to get banned for! I only got a "content deleted" for when I once uploaded a photo of a mate dancing with a random naked bloke at a festival

[Danblez]

Hold on a minute who the feck gives you a ban on FB?

[trigger]

DA_INTERNET_POLICE

[dugong]

DA_INTERNET_POLICE

Some of us like a clean car you know! [\apologies in advance]

[sporty-shite]

Some of us like a clean car you know! [\apologies in advance]

Even if it's his mums!

[trigger]

You've lost me now!

[Doctormop]

I'm going to start a cars for sale Facebook group called 'HOW MCH M8, CASH 2 NITES AGO' where everyone advertises their own car for how much they want for it and pre approved members constantly chiv away at the price because;

I haz cash rite now bro,

It ain't worth what you iz askin like,

Is more than 2 mile from ma drum and I iz banned off local buses.

Members will be in no way obliged to honour any deal made through the site as 'Da insurance is more than I thought', 'You never said it had no tax',

My 3 year old nephew wuz playing wid ma phone'

 

Actually, looks like Gumtree had the idea long before I did!

[beko1987]

Back in the office today for the first time this year. I am unbelievably sad and upset about this.

[Craig the Princess]

First day in a new job today, the grump is I've had only 3 hours sleep because I was too excited to sleep, very much a kid at Christmas.

[tooSavvy]

First day in a new job today, the grump is I've had only 3 hours sleep because I was too excited to sleep, very much a kid at Christmas.

ha! fall asleep over your desk... let 'em all know yrr gunna 'fit right in' 

 

TS

[minolman]

Atos, issues, interviews, unqualified staff, DWP, unlikely to be entirely objective, excuses, execution, lamentable.

You see, to paraphrase the late great Eric Morecambe, you're using all the right words, just not necassarily in the right order.

[Angrydicky]

Maestro still won't start, think the head gasket has gone.

Garage damp when I opened it up this morning.

Fuel cap I bought doesn't fit.

[Bobthebeard]

Maestro still won't start, think the head gasket has gone.

Garage damp and smelled of petrol when I opened it up this morning.

Fuel cap I bought doesn't fit.

EFA?

 

I hope the above events are not in the actual order of discovery and won't actually result in an insurance claim for fire damage?

[beko1987]

Got my HTC One back from having its new screen fitted, and now struggling to S-OFF it so I can install the google play edition of 4.4. Followed about 30 different how to's, tried HTC Toolkit, Moonshine, ADB and command prompt stuff and nothing, error code 1

 

Fuck it, may as well do some work...

[saucedoctor]

Went down today to get the tyres I HAD ORDERED IN fitted on the Jaaaaag. The fartknocker only had 3 of them, and they were 17 inch, not 16. FUCKDOG.

[Junkman]

Back in the office today for the first time this year. I am unbelievably sad and upset about this.

 

Same here, but I'm not upset. I'm just very, very depressed.

[Cavcraft]

Went down today to get the tyres I HAD ORDERED IN fitted on the Jaaaaag. The fartknocker only had 3 of them, and they were 17 inch, not 16. FUCKDOG.

 

 

That's a bit extreme, can't you just tug his cat off first or something?

[saucedoctor]

No, I'm going to bone his sister, known locally as "June The Baboon" (big arse).

[Spiny Norman]

My old Merc failed its MOT on quite a few things this afternoon (although surprisingly none of them were OMGRUSTYMERC things), but given what they're worth it still looks like it's not going to be worth fixing (I don't DIY) and will be heading for the great autobahn in the sky.

 

There may be something in the offing locally, but if anyone here's selling some petrol engined shite in or near Glasgow I might be interested.

[Station]

I went to get two part worn tyres for my Nippa. There were two 'in the other yard'.

They did have two. One was fine, the other was off a 4x4. Looks ridiculous. But will come in handy during the winter (on one side at least).

[TimothyClaypole]

The paste/picture windows aren't working? 

 

When I paste into the field the buttons are greyed out and I can't close the box either, have to F5 to get rid of it. Only trying to post a picture.

[warren t claim]

Work life is practically non existent since I got blacklisted from my largest agency for daring to take a full time job with a client. Things are so bad I'm actually thinking of going back to driving a taxi. 

[dugong]

Work life is practically non existent since I got blacklisted from my largest agency for daring to take a full time job with a client. Things are so bad I'm actually thinking of going back to driving a taxi.

Sorry to hear that. It's looking more and more likely I'm going to have to go back to a call centre for a bit to shore my finances up. Feeling's mutual.

[warren t claim]

Sorry to hear that. It's looking more and more likely I'm going to have to go back to a call centre for a bit to shore my finances up. Feeling's mutual.

Oh well, I suppose  it's an excuse to start my taxi tales thread about the chod I worked during my last stint as a licensed taxi operative.

[trigger]

Fuck sticks, up nice and early (for a day off) as I was planning on going to my in laws to strip my Cortina down ready for the bodywork and my nice, modern Focus won't start, unbelievable.

 

The shitting thing turns over but doesn't quite fire up, I got diesel from Sainsburys on the way home on Sunday when i last used it and had lots of problems with the pump which kept tripping itself, It took a good 5 minutes to just put £20 in, I wonder if I got contaminated fuel?.

[daveb47]

The paste/picture windows aren't working? 

 

When I paste into the field the buttons are greyed out and I can't close the box either, have to F5 to get rid of it. Only trying to post a picture.

Cliick button on top left of editor to toggle it,buttons should then appear