The grumpy thread

[daveb47]

Not seen that one Wat

[SambaS]

Todays shit list:

 

Corsas.

Opel Monzas.

Money. Tomorrow, being alive will cost me money. This is fundamentally wrong. It should not cost money for me to remain alive. I'm looking into ways around this.

Global banking system

The Council.. I don't remember signing any contract saying I agreed to pay the council money every month.

Peopke who get wound up over spelling and grammar, for fucks sake live a little.

[SambaS]

And another thing.

 

I spent £20 on gas on a gas card.

 

All year I have decided hot water was a luxury I could do without, thus I have not had heating over summer, or hot water.

 

Okay so back to my £20... sticks it in the meter £13.05 for debt... 95p for emergency credit so I got £6 of (fucking stupid) gas for my £20.

 

It appears just having the meter costs money each month so over summer my clever* budgeting idea actually leaves me in £60 worth of debt come October when I need to heat my home.

 

This is also fundamentally wrong. If I could find the person responsible, the CEO or whatever at Scottish Power who decides this is okay to do to people, on morality alone I could justify hanging him.

[Cavcraft]

Todays shit list:

 

Corsas.

Opel Monzas.

Money. Tomorrow, being alive will cost me money. This is fundamentally wrong. It should not cost money for me to remain alive. I'm looking into ways around this.

Global banking system

The Council.. I don't remember signing any contract saying I agreed to pay the council money every month.

Peopke who get wound up over spelling and grammar, for fucks sake live a little.

 

Shouldn't that be: People who get wound up over spelling and grammar, for fuck's sake, live a little?

[cobblers]

For just £30 a month British gas will come out and make your working boiler leak, then bugger off very quickly. Then come back a few days later (and arrive 8.5 hours late) to make it leak even worse and fob you off that it'll "stop leaking once the valve beds in", oh and completely fuck something else up so that the boiler won't even light again. All in all great service, if you have £30 a month you were considering spending on ice cubes to pour down your underpants, I would seriously recommend you reconsider.

[Junkman]

I LIKE CARS

 

Nah, OLL CARZ IS SHT!

[TimothyClaypole]

Ebay, pop on to relist an item.

 

"Dear Ebay, please stop making improvements.  I'm listing one item I don't want to setup a Payment policy, you already insist on Paypal which I'll manage with so why do I need a policy?  I'm selling some tat so I'm buggered if I'm making some kind of returns policy, we know you'll refund anyone for any reason so stop pretending there's any point in this idea, and I certainly don't need a postage policy, I'll look at what I'm selling then decide how much I'm prepared to get manhandled by Royal Mail in each case. Thanks in advance". - oh and it's a right laugh giving me a box to fill in then not having a working script to enter anything into it.

 

Policy my arse... find if you are drop shipping stuff from China and list 30,000 items a day etc. but for shit I'm trying to clear out of the house I really can't be bothered.

[SambaS]

Ebay has disappeared up its own arse never to return.

[Paul Dupart]

 Have you used those Dyson blades? How about fixing something that wasn't broken? They dry only one surface of your hands!

 

and here's me thinking they were for drying your dick!  No wonder mine wouldn't dangle in far enough.........

[vulgalour]

I find eBay is good for purchasing random service items for my shonky old heaps, but I've not attempted to sell anything on it for a very long time due to constantly losing money.  eBay charge you to list an item, take a cut from the final sale price and take another cut from Paypal payment.  Trouble is, there isn't a suitable alternative that's as convenient so as long as businesses and people still sell the things I want to buy at prices that appear reasonable I shall continue to give them my trade and be bitter about every single transaction that they shaft someone for fees with.

 

While on the subject of money people shouldn't take off you, I've been charged £45 in fees by my bank for being overdrawn three times, each time the direct fault of Bolsover Council for shifting a payment date, taking money they shouldn't and generally being big flappy yeasty cuntfaces.  The maximum I was actually overdrawn was £2, so how this equates to £45 in fees I don't know but having argued about it I just have to lie down and give them my wallet like the robbing bastards they all are.

 

At least work seems to be bumbling along nicely at the moment for the first time in above a year... and I've got my health and half a packet of peanut cookies to myself.  Things could be worse I suppose.

[Jim Bell]

And another thing.

 

I spent £20 on gas on a gas card.

 

All year I have decided hot water was a luxury I could do without, thus I have not had heating over summer, or hot water.

 

Okay so back to my £20... sticks it in the meter £13.05 for debt... 95p for emergency credit so I got £6 of (fucking stupid) gas for my £20.

 

It appears just having the meter costs money each month so over summer my clever* budgeting idea actually leaves me in £60 worth of debt come October when I need to heat my home.

 

This is also fundamentally wrong. If I could find the person responsible, the CEO or whatever at Scottish Power who decides this is okay to do to people, on morality alone I could justify hanging him.

 

All of this, is a travesty and an injustice.

[overrun]

'eBay'. It is now, and has been for some time, 'ebay'.

That doesn't really piss me off tbh.

 

Viewing two cars, four to five years of age and described as being in great condition...

 

One was in Manchester. A 280 mile round trip.

The other was found locally on Gumtree - it looked like it had fell out of the fucker.

[Cavcraft]

I managed a sneaky 'back door' sale through eBay yesterday and the bastards won't get a single penny of it.

[vulgalour]

So what I write eBay instead of ebay.  I also write e-mail instead of email. Wanna fight about it?

 

[overrun]

I managed a sneaky 'back door' sale through eBay yesterday and the bastards won't get a single penny of it.

 

I will end up in court for cancelled transaction on the that website.

 

I 'owe' them thousands.

[rml2345]

I was going to have a massive grump about having to restore the PC to factory settings, but the PC appears to have eaten the post I wrote because it is AN BASTARD. I hate computers...

Could be worse though I suppose. 

[beko1987]

I sell all the Dysons I refurb through the local faceache selling sites. Normally sold within 12 hours, picked up and CASHINMOIAAAAANNNNDDDD. Have had some real fitties buying as well, shame I'm spoken for.

[Jim Bell]

Wanna fight about it?

 

I hate violence.

But.

Can I sell tickets?

[Junkman]

I hate computers...

Could be worse though I suppose. 

 

Yeah, it could be a car.

[Jim Bell]

Yeah, it could be a car.

Or a computer.

[Junkman]

Or life.

[vulgalour]

Or a man's bare arms on television.  Oh, the huge manatee!

[Lord Sterling]

Well, I've applied for a load of jobs and sent CVs to a load of agencies but have, so far, heard nowt back. I'm too desperate for work, but it would be nice to get back into work again 

[Jim Bell]

The US has the right to bare arms.

That's why Junkman HQ is situated elsewhere.

[overrun]

Yeah, it could be a car.

Or a computer.

Or a car with a computer.

The workshop manuals etc refer to my Escort's ECU as a computer. #amusing

[The Moog]

Missus has found out woman next door has got a new (3 year old) car that has got free tax. cue lots of questions about why we have to pay for tax.

 

I tried the logic route but she doesn't get that a 5 year old car will cost £££ to buy, have to pay for servicing etc. She is an accountant. I give up.

 

 

[Station]

'sold' the Impreza on ebay.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/171145169639?ssPageName=STRK:MESOX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1561.l2649

 

I don't know how I could make it any clearer that I didn't want any bell ends bidding on it and not turning up.

 

The car had been bidded by someone with Impreza in their name (although it was spelt 'Imprezza'), who typically asked the reserve. Then in the last dying minutes, someone with 2 feedback, one of which was on an Escort RS Turbo saying 'timewaster, bids on cars and then doesn't turn up etc'.

I think I'm going to have to yet again relist the (f*cking) car. I've requested communication, and a 100 pound deposit (as stated in the auction), but not heard anything back yet (four hours later).

I have his address and phone number also. I could be completely wrong ... I hope so!

[Station]

And another thing.

 

I spent £20 on gas on a gas card.

 

All year I have decided hot water was a luxury I could do without, thus I have not had heating over summer, or hot water.

 

Okay so back to my £20... sticks it in the meter £13.05 for debt... 95p for emergency credit so I got £6 of (fucking stupid) gas for my £20.

 

It appears just having the meter costs money each month so over summer my clever* budgeting idea actually leaves me in £60 worth of debt come October when I need to heat my home.

 

This is also fundamentally wrong. If I could find the person responsible, the CEO or whatever at Scottish Power who decides this is okay to do to people, on morality alone I could justify hanging him.

 

 

I did this, didn't need hot water through the summer as I had an electric shower. I got a new card and paid a huge amount of debt that belonged to someone else. Phoned British Gas up, they said they had sorted it and sent me a new card out. Six months later I got to put the card in (I had to top it up to get the debt removed). 19 pounds of debt owed! These people are clueless. I'm going to have to ring up again and get them to do it properly this time.

You don't owe any debt on the meter - if it's saying you owe debt and you don't have arrears on your bills, phone them up! Also get the meter removed as it costs more.

[beko1987]

Just typed this into the 17 thread, then realised it was a general grump so switched to here:

 

I had a polo full of cunts next to me on the m40 yesterday evening on the way home. I was pottering in the inside lane at 65ish as always, they came up along side, and gave me the finger. Once I'd checked that I didnt know them I gave them it back. They then carried on fingering me, accelerating backwards and forwards next to me, then sped up and went infront of me, then started brake testing me. Fuck this I thought, looked behind to a clear m40, and went straight to L3, the polo full of twats going to l2. I then spy a lorry infront of me in l2 'overtaking' another one, and cars coming up behind me (I'm only doing 70 still).

 

Polo is alongside me, trying to get infront. He starts to accellerate to get ahead of me before he has to brake, so I unleashed the XM and with one last wanker sign from me (immature, moi?) fucked off, leaving him doing 56mph behind a lorry, with a stream of cars doing 80+ in l3 which I had made bunch up for this very reason. Wasnt too far from home so did illegal speeds up and off the ramp so he didnt see where I went, as I didnt fancy a group of dicks trying it on outside my house.

 

Was something about 17 year olds in there but I'm so angry again after typing that I'm off for a rolly grrrrrrr

 

Ah that was it, why do 17 year olds in a 4 up 1.2l polo think they can take on someone in a 1 up 2l turbo with half a tank of fuel they dont give a fuck about at that moment in time? Kids today etc...

[SambaS]

Could have tapped their rear quarter and caused them to spin out... that would make them think twice. If they lived. Would have to be a fairly hard shove so you would sustain a bit of damage. Practice makes perfect etc.