The grumpy thread

[freebird]

MOT time.

I fucking HATE MOT time.

[Junkman]

That fucking Mars Miner Mr. Bollox posted into the fucking Ebay thread yesterday gave me a fucking nightmare last fucking night.

Hence I'm in a rotten fucking mood today. Can someone please give me a proper depression I can enjoy?

[cms206]

Thermostat bolts sheared. Aaaaaargh! :@

[TimothyClaypole]

Water Company telling people to be careful with water... it pissed it down the last 8 months as I remember... shove it. 

[philibusmo]

I really hate sanding down car body filler with wet and dry. It is possibly my least favourite job to do on a car, being tedious, uncomfortable, tiring and time consuming.

 

Doing this job today, while my neighbors watched The Sound Of Music at full fucking volume with their front windows open has made me no longer fear hell.

[Negative Creep]

Still finding bastard fleas in my room despite daily vacuuming and 2 doses of ultra strength flea spray

[cort16]

I like sanding with wet and dry as it doesn't clog up every 2 seconds, cover everything in dust and create rock hard nose goblins like dry sanding does.

[vulgalour]

From the messages my body is sending me, I suspect I might have spent too long in the sun working on the Golf the past few days.  I'm such a dumbass, and now I feel really queasy and a bit headachey... I bet I go out and do more work in the sun tomorrow anyway because I'm a massive front bottom.

[skattrd]

Don't overdo it in the heat mate, cover up and try to stay hydrated. Sun stroke is not fun and can have you out of commission for quite a while.

[Mr Lobster]

Is there some law that has recently been enacted that decrees that all company car drivers who are in possession of a black VW Passat TDi have to drive like knobs?

 

Evidently there has been which would explain why I had three of them (3!) tailgating me and weaving all over the fucking M62 through roadworks when I was passing other cars and couldn't get out of their way even if I had wanted to.

[RedSparrow]

Fucking builders. The work they're doing seems to mainly involve drilling holes into the outer walls of my flat specifically.

FUCK OFF.

[Cavcraft]

This weather can fuck off. 25 degrees at 11pm at night is bollocks.

Surely you should have been so pissed as to have not noticed this?

 

Talking of the heat, it was a massive, asthma inducing challenge to ride 3 miles up a mountain yesterday with eff all wind or noticeable breeze to cool you down.

[purplebargeken]

Excessive heat....... fuck off now.

 

Twats who just stand there like dopey bastards in the main swimming pool and then expect everyone to swim around them whilst they snog their stupid fat chavette girlfriends or chat to their stupid mate whilst doing everything apart from fucking swim.

[cort16]

Look at this load of bollocks trotted out by the AA. DO NOT PAY CASH WHEN BUYING CARS OR U WILL GET ROBBED BUMMED AND CATCH BIRD FLU

 

Seriously if someone turned up and wanted to pay for a car I was selling with a bankers draft or bank transfer I'd tell them to jog on. Those payments methods have the potential to be more dodgy than cash.

Queue the AA launching a private buyers escrow service next month no doubt.

 

http://cardealermagazine.co.uk/publish/aa-warns-buyers-not-to-give-cash-for-cars/75034

[autofive]

what did i miss in the banger thread?

has some posts been deleted?

[Wilko220]

What, on this "unmoderated" forum?

[RedSparrow]

No it was locked. Probably because it was heading towards the usual result.

[Wilko220]

Probably because it was heading towards the usual result.

Let it do so then.

[SambaS]

We'll have to have that argument out in here instead - Fucking Banger Racers!

[dollywobbler]

OMG ALL MODERATURS R WANKAS. WHO VOTED FOR THEM? I DIDNT SO DEY IS ALL WORSE THAN HITLER!

 

Anyway, after commenting on Cavette's very sensible thread locking, I shall get to a non-shite grump. Our village shop/Post Office is closing at the end of the month. This saddens me very much. The economics just sadly don't stack up. It ended up getting into a Catch 22 situation that they didn't stock stuff we wanted to buy, just Happy Shopper shite. With the economics going down the pan, they didn't want to risk getting better stuff in, so all we bought there was eggs and milk (the latter pretty much every day but how much profit on a bottle of milk?).

 

I should be happy, because it means I now have to drive a car at least four miles to the nearest shop. I'm not though.

[Wilko220]

I don't think the mods are "wankas" or question their motives. On the contrary.

I just think they should stick by their previous words and not start going beyond their agreed remit.

[Cavcraft]

Unlocked, I look forward* to further input into that thread now.

[maxpower]

Still finding bastard fleas in my room despite daily vacuuming and 2 doses of ultra strength flea spray

 

There is flea stuff called "advatage" that kills the fleas and the eggs on animals and their bedding... might help...

 

 

Grump of the day:   What's the fuggin point of having pavements when every twat is determined to walk in the road in the middle of traffic???

 

very tempted to clip one of these idiots.... wtf happened to the "jaywalking" offence?

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

There's no such thing here, and rightly so. Jaywalking laws can go to hell. 

[Cavcraft]

Is it just me or are about 85% of motorists zooming up to junctions recently, then slamming on when they're either right on the road markings or several inches over them?

 

Seems to be happening all the time recently, an accident waiting to happen I reckon.

[Wilko220]

I've noticed it too. Apart from anything else, it's a very uneconomic way to drive - although you'll probably find the same people who waste their petrol in this way will merrily castigate the government for the unfairness of it all every time fuel prices rise by 0.1p per litre.

[chaseracer]

Going for a jacking train, or a follow-in the full length of the straight?

 

(Sorry...)

[Tonka]

OMG BangerSpeak..............

[Tonka]

Sat at work and it's too hot, wish I was at home but then it would still be too hot to do something constructive on one of the fleet.

 

There has to be a continent somewhere missing it's weather, some obscure tribe woke up two weeks ago to discover mist fog rain etc for me they can have their weather back now cos we prefer ours,it's too fooking hot!   

[Spiny Norman]

27C up here today.

The average Scotsman melts into a foaming goo of Tennents Super lager and Greggs steak bakes at 22....

 

 

And sorry to bang on about this again, but this "new" member 'Adzladz' was just a bit too convenient, wasn't he?
At the top of every page on this forum (if you haven't signed in) are the words,

"WARNING"--Your first 5 posts will be approved by staff before they appear on board

So why was this obvious troll's first post approved?