The grumpy thread

[beko1987]

5 hours ago, cobblers said:

We've got a bloke in doing some groundwork in the garden.

I said "I know the grass is going to get fucked up, but make sure you put some boards down in front of the patio because that's where the dogs go in and out. The rest doesn't matter"

"Yeah no problem"

 

 

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I mean you may as well get a little dirt bike or quad and make the most of it this winter now it's there 🤷

 

[jakebullet]

Mad Jean's discovering Christian* groups on facebook can kick her arse to the curb if they want to.

CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHY I CAN,T BE FRIENDS TO ALL PLEASE, I WILL HAVE TO LEAVE ALL GROUPS IF GROUPS DO NOT INVITE OTHERS IN, THAT IS WHAT I ONLY CAN DO. I STICK WITH GOD, HE ACCEPTS ME ,HE JUST WANTS US TO JOIN HIM AS MANY AS WILL DO. JESUS WON,T TELL ME I AM NOT FRIENDS WITH HIM ,I NOT IN THIS GROUP, HE HAS NO LOCKS OR BARS ON HIS SITE AND PRAISE THE LORD FOR THIS.

[Split_Pin]

On 16/12/2024 at 22:32, CGSB said:

They're in there now ....laughing at you .... mocking you ..... chuck it back over their fence. Then fill their wheely bin up with your hosepipe and prop it up against their front door so it floods the cunts when they open it.

Nominated for 2024 quote of the year 😂😂😂

[High Jetter]

The 7" Android unit in my ZTT decided it didn't want to play tracks from the connected USB stick anymore today. Radio & everything else works fine. Put the USB in my PC and it won't read it. This is the 2nd stick it's killed, anyone any idea why?

[adw1977]

Marvellous.

[maxxo]

christmas shopping day tomorrow

hate it

well, technically today

i want to get it over and done with, then park the car up and not touch it till christmas day when i've got to drive down and see family

i am sick of how busy everything is, how bad people are driving and i just want some peace

[barefoot]

Buy everyone a copy of the same Moby CD

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/dec/19/the-christmas-that-went-wrong-i-was-hungover-so-i-bought-everyone-in-my-family-a-moby-cd

[purplebargeken]

No reply from the local manager, so escalated to Royal Mail complaints, just had their legal company on the phone, further details given, will need to send photos. They will investigate and get back to me within 12 days. 
I spoke to the local postie today, he said he had heard it being discussed earlier today and thinks the local manager will be in touch.

[Pieman]

5 hours ago, barefoot said:

Buy everyone a copy of the same Moby CD

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/dec/19/the-christmas-that-went-wrong-i-was-hungover-so-i-bought-everyone-in-my-family-a-moby-cd

I seem to remember one of the music retailers turning that story into a radio advert!

[reb]

Fucking DPD are a bunch of shitehawks.

Parcel due today. Between 6 and 7 it says, fine.

10 past 6 I get an email saying "sorry we missed you"

I've been sitting about 5 feet away from the front door the whole time.

Asked my neighbour to check her camera that you can see my garden path on. The fucker just sat in his van long enough to count as being at my address on the system then fucked off.