The grumpy thread

[loserone]

On 15/04/2021 at 09:40, Tetleysmooth said:

first dead Stuart Little

I got my first mouse of this house yesterday morning (in the pantry FFS), and my first mole ever last night.

[jakebullet]

Ma has just smashed an elderly bottle of redex and redecorated the porch a fetching shade of pink. Of course it's my fault for it being there, not hers for being a blind bat trying to force yet another charity begging bag into a space that doesn't exist for no purpose whatsoever.

[loserone]

Which, the mouse or the mole? 

 

 

[MikeR]

Shit , and the nearest one is a drive away ....

[Tadhg Tiogar]

1 hour ago, MikeR said:

Shit , and the nearest one is a drive away ....

Kwalitee product

[BorniteIdentity]

On 4/16/2021 at 9:10 AM, barefoot said:

Craig Charles should stick to playing Dave Lister. We saw him playing records at a festival & the fucker never shut up, singing along & so on.

Haha.

I did a gig with him back in 2019. A lovely bloke, one of the nicest and humblest I’ve had the pleasure of. He never goes on stage alone though - the best never do - so that was probably his rider talking. Two litres of Grey Goose from memory. 

[Bren]

I have watched Line of Duty since the beginning.

However, the bounds of believablity have been well and truly stretched.

[loserone]

15 minutes ago, volvov70 said:

Nah, just your racist aside on coronavirus grump. 

Think you misunderstood.  The racism is portrayed intentionally, but isn't mine.

[MikeR]

the amount of shite I have moved from a house clearance , loaded car up last night to take clothes to work to dump in the collection box ,

but woke up at 2am remembering it was GONE !! , the BOX was gone and I had a stuffed full car to empty so more shite could go to a booked tip trip !!!

got up at 7am , had breaky , first stop Tesco's and filled the collection dalek , went to work , came back

and filled the car again with more clothes , happened to drive past another collection bin on the way home , stopped and filled that one up  .....

got more shite from home and took it all the tip ..... in time for the 4pm booking

went back to house clearance loaded up more stuff for work and did some painting ,,,,,,

car might have its seats back up by Wednesday ........

 

[High Jetter]

Our boiler is due it's annual service - we have a plan with Domestic & General (taken out last year as cheaper than getting BAXI to sort it as a one-off - my usual guy was stumped) which includes cost of said service. Went to book online, have to create an account. Account created, full details given, click 'book appointment'...and get taken to page with 'phone number to call them! Grrrrrr why not say that in the first fecking place?

[Pieman]

So they can spam your email address forever after.

[MarvinsMom]

todays grump.

those useless fuckin' cunts at channel 4 have taken it upon themselves to change the simpsons from 6pm to 5,30, and put some shitburg school "drama" on instead.

fuck off.

fuck off and die you idiotic wankers,

i did not want to watch Hackly Bridge when it was on later on a night, i certainly DO NOT want to watch it with my tea.

pricks.

 

 

[Jazoli]

Watching TV with your tea is council, just miss a day then watch it on catchup, its on whenever you want then!

[High Jetter]

Probably not helpful, but you could a) eat earlier or b) record it and get the added bonus of whizzing through the adverts. We usually only watch what we've recorded precisely for that second reason.

[MarvinsMom]

i do still have the "video recorder" sat under the telly,

dunno if it still works though.

[goosey]

It’s just gone 8pm and my neighbours thrown a couple of bricks in his cement mixer to clean it out. 

[Agila]

European Super League can absolutely get in the sea. What a way to ruin football.

Greedy arrogant fools. It would need fans worldwide to genuinely boycott all tv and stadium ESL games. (they won't though and we all know it)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56807310

[goosey]

He didn’t answer the door when I went round, so I looked through the kitchen window and saw him lying face down on the floor asleep, to be fair he has been laying bricks all afternoon so probably just  nodded off and forgot about the mixer.  
 

[SRi05]

2 minutes ago, Agila said:

European Super League can absolutely get in the sea. What a way to ruin football.

Greedy arrogant fools. It would need fans worldwide to genuinely boycott all tv and stadium ESL games. (they won't though and we all know it)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/56807310

I'd let these "super clubs" fuck off and do their own thing, and maybe the rest of the game can get back to some sort of normality. Yo-yo clubs bagging £100 million for being relegated etc, get it to fuck 

[Timewaster]

1 hour ago, MarvinsMom said:

todays grump.

those useless fuckin' cunts at channel 4

fuck off.

fuck off and die you idiotic wankers,

pricks.

Possible, slight over reaction? 

[MarvinsMom]

4 minutes ago, Timewaster said:

Possible, slight over reaction? 

remember, British Steel  on Teesside went on strike when the BBC put Hector's House on instead of Magic Roundabout....

and Simpsons was the one thing i did like to watch most days, so no, no not really!

[Spiny Norman]

Naughty old Hector.

[Timewaster]

2 minutes ago, MarvinsMom said:

remember, British Steel  on Teesside went on strike when the BBC put Hector's House on instead of Magic Roundabout....

and Simpsons was the one thing i did like to watch most days, so no, no not really!

Well I never knew that, perhaps it was a case of strike first, think of a reason later. 

Silly Hectors. 

The Simpsons is great but there are some really lame episodes and they seem to be the ones they show over and over again. 

[New POD]

4 hours ago, MikeR said:

the amount of shite I have moved from a house clearance , loaded car up last night to take clothes to work to dump in the collection box ,

but woke up at 2am remembering it was GONE !! , the BOX was gone and I had a stuffed full car to empty so more shite could go to a booked tip trip !!!

got up at 7am , had breaky , first stop Tesco's and filled the collection dalek , went to work , came back

and filled the car again with more clothes , happened to drive past another collection bin on the way home , stopped and filled that one up  .....

got more shite from home and took it all the tip ..... in time for the 4pm booking

went back to house clearance loaded up more stuff for work and did some painting ,,,,,,

car might have its seats back up by Wednesday ........

 

You are working like a trogen.

 

 

[MarvinsMom]

agreed the newer Simpsons episodes are not as good as the older ones,

BUT last week they have been showing some very old ones, including my all time favourite "Homers Enemy".

[Talbot]

2 minutes ago, MarvinsMom said:

the newer Simpsons episodes are not as good as the older ones

Given how long the Simpsons has been on air, they've just about covered every single possible topic and story line, so it's hardly surprising the new ones are a bit pants.. they've likely run out of ideas.

[SRi05]

5 minutes ago, Talbot said:

Given how long the Simpsons has been on air, they've just about covered every single possible topic and story line, so it's hardly surprising the new ones are a bit pants.. they've likely run out of ideas.

I just pretend the Simpsons ended around season 11

[artdjones]

They started off edgy, but have become bland. Hank Azaria has recently been abjectly apologizing for voicing the character of Apu, who has been removed from the show for being racist. It's as edgy as Sesame Street now

[dozeydustman]

The Simpsons started to get stale in the early 2000s. Matt Groening kept Futurama at a good number of episodes, and as it's not shown that often so when I do see it I remember how good it was.

[Timewaster]

35 minutes ago, MarvinsMom said:

my all time favourite "Homers Enemy".

Burns baby burns is my favorite. 

Series 8 episode  4