The grumpy thread

[cms206]

Apparantly the way forward is NOT sugar... sugar is too easy to clean out... a couple of cotton wool balls in the tank will wreck an engine...

[warren t claim]

A funny option is to have some flyers made up saying he's a PAEDOFILE (spell it that way as well for the authentic hate mob effect) and drop them around his local area. Every Jeremy Kyle viewer believes there's no smoke without fire.

 

Watch the for sale sign appear on his lawn in hours.

[autofive]

A funny option is to have some flyers made up saying he's a PAEDOFILE (spell it that way as well for the authentic hate mob effect) and drop them around his local area. Every Jeremy Kyle viewer believes there's no smoke without fire.

 

Watch the for sale sign appear on his lawn in hours.

 

someone just been nicked for claiming his neighbour a paedo

 

watch out..........

[Negative Creep]

A funny option is to have some flyers made up saying he's a PAEDOFILE (spell it that way as well for the authentic hate mob effect) and drop them around his local area. Every Jeremy Kyle viewer believes there's no smoke without fire.

 

Watch the for sale sign appear on his lawn in hours.

 

someone just been nicked for claiming his neighbour a paedo

 

watch out..........

 

 

[morris_ital_lover]

/\/\/\ class... and not a single educational qualification between them.

 

m0rris

[Claypole]

Lazy ass neighbours.

 

Sitting inside all week while I did my best to keep the street cleared of snow.

 

One nobber with the silver Polo:

 

 

Decided he'd just try and get it out, he's stuck trying to get back onto the street and I'm buggered if I'm pushing the twit.

 

If everyone had done a few minutes shovelling the whole street would be cleared and they could top up on 3 boxes for £18.00 at Morrisons lager/beer/cider.

 

There sum total effort between the 6 people in the two houses opposite is that spade wide path to the bit I've cleared three times.

[autofive]

popped a core plug on the scimitar, despite being about 50% pure antifreeze

 

its the big bugger inside the bellhousing, so its engine out for the 4th time on that car in 6 months, and with 3 feet of snow covering the yard, that wont be anytime soon

[Gompo]

Council "Workers". Next time you try to reverse out of a yard onto a snow packed residential street, with cars parked either side, make sure you listen for a car horn, and have someone watching you back. Otherwise I will have to go into the office and report you. Just like I did a few minutes ago. I am also onto you lot for using the Park area for "end of shift time-wasting" so you get to go home early. Remember, I (indirectly) pay your wages. I want value for money please!

 

Which yard (office?) was this? My mother works for Doncaster council.

[Gompo]

Laptop having a spaz with Vista not working at all, and working in -7c with shite PPE.

[autofive]

Laptop having a spaz with Vista not working at all, and working in -7c with shite PPE.

 

get on to your safety rep. - the workplace MUST be at least 14 degrees centigrade after 30 minutes of start of work - or else they MUST provide you with thermals, hot drinks, regular breaks in heated cabins etc etc

[chaseracer]

Only if you have a bloody good union rep on the case!

 

(Still working on it...)

[scaryoldcortina]

Just got home after a frankly nightmarish 80 mile drive to view a car (job - can't turn them down...) and some total twat of a weekend visitor has parked their Micra in my cleaned off patch (right outside my house) meaning I was unable to park the sierra anywhere sensible until 3 neighbours gave me a push to get it onto the snow outside the house opposite. This means that tomorrow morning I will have to dig it back out again (that's what the clean bit was for....)

 

 

I hope the micra owner comes back for her car while I'm digging.....

[Lankytim]

TWATS in new BMWs

 

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I would have said get out and give him a good drubbing but after thinking about it its best to just ignore these bellends- they operate on a lower level to the rest of us.

 

BTW people like this DO NOT like being filmed on camera-phones .

[Albert Ross]

TWATS in new BMWs

 

Come up to a junction, checked the the junction was clear and pulled out still checking when all of a sudden this complete twat in a newish shape BMW 3-series coupe comes bombing down the road, doesnt like the fact that he had to literally tap his brakes. As we pas each other he gives the evils and starts shouting some sort of abuse, I shout back a few choice words, when suddenly he stop and reverses back, because I'm trying to get around a parked car on the left as I'm pulling out he reverses, so much that his rear bumper touches my car (No damage or scratches though) then he gets out of his car acting the hardman. Normally I'd like to get out and "have a few words" but I had my 12-year old sister with me, she knew what was going on and was clearly a little scared (this is not the first time I've had complete arseholes try and bully me off the road because I drive a small car) part of me of me wanted to get out and stuff my fist into this twats face, but part of me knew this would cause more trouble than its worth and I had my sister to think about. I told the twat fuck off and drove off. I feel a bit useless, like I should have done something, especially as this twats car actually touched mine, and now this is bothering me.

 

I know were this twat lives aswell.

 

This is the second incident today, the first involved some wanker in a current shape Mondeo, tailgating me because I pulled into lane, even though there was plenty of space and I used my indicators.

 

Dogshit under the door handles..... or, more inventively, let a few psi out of his tyres, and dogshit on the valve caps. He'll be forced to touch it at some point. Potatoes up each of his 93 tailpipes? Or, cricket practice? Airgun? Just twat the cunt when he's out in town. You know what he looks like, he won't even notice you, he's so far up his own arse. good luck. You'll need it.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Any amount of helpful suggestions here, i'd like to offer 'burn his house down while he and his family sleep soundly inside', for extra revenge points you could board up the door so they have no chance of escape as well. And dig up the road so no fire engines can get anywhere near. Its the only way he will learn to drive a bit better.

[Alexg]

Any amount of helpful suggestions here, i'd like to offer 'burn his house down while he and his family sleep soundly inside', for extra revenge points you could board up the door so they have no chance of escape as well. And dig up the road so no fire engines can get anywhere near. Its the only way he will learn to drive a bit better.

 

I'd also wait outside with a club ready to twat the living snot out off anyone who even attempts to escape the horror, or indeed do-gooders hoping to rescue the victims. You stay until the jobs done.

 

If the geezer drove a Rover 600 he might have saved himself from this sort of shit.

[Albert Ross]

Fitting a cam belt to a Punto this afternoon, (it had failed due to no antifreeze, siezing the water pump, and shearing the teeth off the belt) and got it sorted, but some filthy scrote and hid bubble blowing kids came mooching around the Land Rover, commenting "It's only a Series 3" and "I'll nick it later and I'll take you on the fields" The kids were attempting to get in the back to nick tools, and the bloke was trying the door. I was stood about 15 feet away. I told him and the kids in no uncertain terms to fuck off and sharpish. Turns out he's a bit of a village idiot who makes a career of pinching cars. Just outof prison last week. Well I now know his name and roughly where he lives. I might just lob a bag of dogshit through his letter box. Although I have the feeling he wouldn't notice it for a month or two..... Owing to the fact he probably bathes in shit once a month whether he needs it or not. I live about 20 miles away, so not likely to have any bother from him, but my mate lives on the next street to him. I hope I haven't caused a problem for him. I just wish the Ark Royal was made into a prison ship and moored off St.Kilda. No need for warders. Remove any form of propulsion, any form of government, any form of power or heat, and just drop a crate of food on the deck once a month. Them that survive get to leave after 3 years.

 

Oh, and he was wrong, it's a late 2a G suffix, which to the uninitiated, looks "like" a Series 3, but is far, far better.

[Minimad5]

Sorry if this message contains too many swear words ....

 

But "suits" at the work party have really pissed me off.

I sit there being 'professional' and taking the free bar steady and not taking the piss.

But they all get pissed and make a complete dick out themselves.

 

A certain "suit" asked me what the fastest machine was in the factory.

I didn't know the exact answers as i've been working my ass off in college (Which does not touch on anything related to work)

So i named a machine i know, i was lucky an guessed the correct name ... but not the right model.

Mr "suit" decided it was appropriate to shout at the top of his voice "Well you best know next time, it is a _________ "

 

Me being me, i bit my tongue and appologised... as i was too busy in college and waking up at 5:30am every morning as Mr Rich man lays in bed and counts his millions.

 

GRRRRRRR

 

 

Sorry

[Alexg]

^ is there a major part of the above story missing?! For starters I can find a single swear that you felt it important to warn us about.

[brammy777]

Sorry if this message contains too many swear words ....

 

But "suits" at the work party have really pissed me off.

I sit there being 'professional' and taking the free bar steady and not taking the piss.

But they all get pissed and make a complete dick out themselves.

 

A certain "suit" asked me what the fastest machine was in the factory.

I didn't know the exact answers as i've been working my ass off in college (Which does not touch on anything related to work)

So i named a machine i know, i was lucky an guessed the correct name ... but not the right model.

Mr "suit" decided it was appropriate to shout at the top of his voice "Well you best know next time, it is a _________ "

 

Me being me, i bit my tongue and appologised... as i was too busy in college and waking up at 5:30am every morning as Mr Rich man lays in bed and counts his millions.

 

GRRRRRRR

 

 

Sorry

 

Dont apologise, you didnt do anything wrong! This guy clearly needs to be a big man to impress his boyfriends, I wouldnt worry.

 

Also, my face feels like I have been punched. Several times.

[Cavcraft]

Sorry if this message contains too many swear words ....

 

But "suits" at the work party have really pissed me off.

I sit there being 'professional' and taking the free bar steady and not taking the piss.

But they all get pissed and make a complete dick out themselves.

 

A certain "suit" asked me what the fastest machine was in the factory.

I didn't know the exact answers as i've been working my ass off in college (Which does not touch on anything related to work)

So i named a machine i know, i was lucky an guessed the correct name ... but not the right model.

Mr "suit" decided it was appropriate to shout at the top of his voice "Well you best know next time, it is a _________ "

 

Me being me, i bit my tongue and appologised... as i was too busy in college and waking up at 5:30am every morning as Mr Rich man lays in bed and counts his millions.

 

GRRRRRRR

 

 

Sorry

 

If he ever does this again follow him to the bog and ask him which will hurt more, your fist in his face or your size nines in his bollocks and suggest if he ever speaks to you like that again he'll find out.

Worked with countless dickheads like him over the years who will keep niggling away at you until the day you decide enough is enough and have a go back. Amazing how many of these sad, pathetic bullies suddenly beccome your new best mate and slink away to find another target.

If you ever do twat him one just make sure it's not in work mind.

[Rusty Pelican]

Just noticed the spare tyre on the Beemer is date coded 0495 , that.ll be fooked then .

[Inspector Morose]

Coming home in the DP Metrobus on Friday after a exhibition job in Shipston on Stour and a deer decided on using me for added acceleration to get across the road. Result, pushed the front in and rearranged the displays to the front of the bus. Oh and the telly launched itself out of its box and smashed itself on the floor. Arse.

 

Now known as Bambi-slayer at work.

[trigger]

Dirpy has been stopped A great resource for MP4 music for my ipod from iTunes as found on here.

 

http://www.dirpy.com/

[Mr_Bo11ox]

F**K S**T W****R I've just burned the lentils for tonights tea, now the house honks of fire

[autofive]

F**K S**T W****R I've just burned the lentils for tonights tea, now the house honks of fire

 

 

hope the goldfish are ok

[The Moog]

Dirpy has been stopped A great resource for MP4 music for my ipod from iTunes as found on here.

 

http://www.dirpy.com/

 

Gutted Dirpy.Was a great tool!

[pogweasel]

F**K S**T W****R I've just burned the lentils for tonights tea, now the house honks of fire

 

Lentils are a prohibited substance, with the only exception being chicken dhansak.

If you were planning to make chicken dhansak, you can still get aound this disaster by simply phoning the local curry house and asking them to drive one round in an old Carina E.

If you were not planning chicken dhansak then you need to have a stern word with yourself then follow the above steps for obtaining chicken dhansak.

[Father Ted]

Dirpy has been stopped A great resource for MP4 music for my ipod from iTunes as found on here.

 

http://www.dirpy.com/

Its not worked for me for about 2 weeks.

Other ripping stuff is out there.

[Cavcraft]

Dirpy has been stopped A great resource for MP4 music for my ipod from iTunes as found on here.

 

http://www.dirpy.com/

Its not worked for me for about 2 weeks.

Other ripping stuff is out there.

 

Anyhting else available to convert Youtube stuff into ring tones for iPhones do you know please Marty? Dirpy was ace for that.