eBay tat volume 3.

[Knotty Ash Towers]

MK3 Fiat 127.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/146862209152

[richardmorris]

14 minutes ago, Knotty Ash Towers said:

Toyota Corolla KE70 Coupe.

https://www.donedeal.co.uk/vintagecars-for-sale/ke70-coupe/40670433

 

 

 

ukraine plates.

[Knotty Ash Towers]

1 minute ago, richardmorris said:

ukraine plates.

There's a whole load of them in Ireland that somebody has shipped over for some reason.

[Cavcraft]

1979 F86 VOLVO TRACTOR UNIT | eBay UK

[BorniteIdentity]

This has made my willy fizzy, and I'm not overly sure why.  Granted - my mate's first car was an L reg Corsa in the same colour with the 1.5 donkey but still.

Probably some horrors lurking underneath those arch trims/gaffa tape/seat covers/collie's arse but who Fucking cares?

If it was scrap money I'd honestly have it.  As it is, I think he's a bit strong.  But what do I know?

[grogee]

2 hours ago, BorniteIdentity said:

made my willy fizzy

It's the faded black and yellow diagonal striped tape, isn't it? 

[J-T]

https://www.carandclassic.com/auctions/2002-mazda-mx-5-rebodied-as-a-1950s-le-mans-race-car-gOXlVn#comments-and-bids

 

Look at the fucking STATE of this!!!

”And although it took seven years and around three thousand hours, the vehicle you see here does indeed bear a striking resemblance to the Jaguar D-Type”

if it was described over the phone, in French, by someone with no eyes 

 

[nomiST]

Mindbogglingly bad!

[adw1977]

Holy crap, that is legendary.

There's nearly a hundred photos so we can all appreciate the "faithful proportions and dimensions"!

[wesacosa]

[dsp resto]

34 minutes ago, adw1977 said:

Holy crap, that is legendary.

There's nearly a hundred photos so we can all appreciate the "faithful proportions and dimensions"!

Take my money, i'll be set for life as it must be a future classic.

[Cavcraft]

1999 ERF EC EC11 6x2 Day Tractor Unit Diesel red Manual | eBay UK

[Cavcraft]

FODEN 4000 SERIES 6X4 TRACTOR UNIT - 2001 - Y776 WAO | eBay UK

[Soundwave]

1 hour ago, J-T said:

https://www.carandclassic.com/auctions/2002-mazda-mx-5-rebodied-as-a-1950s-le-mans-race-car-gOXlVn#comments-and-bids

 

Look at the fucking STATE of this!!!

”And although it took seven years and around three thousand hours, the vehicle you see here does indeed bear a striking resemblance to the Jaguar D-Type”

if it was described over the phone, in French, by someone with no eyes 

 

It's as if a D-type has had a catastrophic allergic reaction to something.

[primeradoner]

18 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

FODEN 4000 SERIES 6X4 TRACTOR UNIT - 2001 - Y776 WAO | eBay UK

That is glorious.  There is nothing better for sale for £15k  on the whole of Ebay.

[Dick Cheeseburger]

1 hour ago, adw1977 said:

Holy crap, that is legendary.

There's nearly a hundred photos so we can all appreciate the "faithful proportions and dimensions"!

That is something else. It's the ultimate advert for 'just because you can, doesn't mean you should'...

Here's one I made earlier. Virtually identical.

[FakeConcern]

If my garage wasn't full to overflowing with daughter No1's stuff, this would be a great companion to my C30 T5...

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/187604663070?_skw=volvo 480 turbo&itmmeta=01K6BM2Y9RFGJ2FAYA61MSCX5V&itmprp=enc%3AAQAKAAAA8FkggFvd1GGDu0w3yXCmi1cIrHJBQwZfUMip%2Bsiuy7CzcGyN414fWIgCXhjWXHQKuZBh6ye%2FUiV1JGFY0CtvFcQZqv0dQx%2FM1yhzalxcxMhIVCx8q2u4d%2BmEq4foeZUHxkErbZrTwLpyQWy%2Bbb25YnBZGPD51wGqIFnHMv3dXdJ8rFlrOlaIUjdQoVVc%2B%2B33AArfesx0nPRcUsY1FD8zpGYKf6PdfHgbBGOJrg8eDaRObDrnv4m6KieUuvTtvPnr9fWHq%2FkkOvn%2FqRGBca0JwFTSFf7MMofv0LteIvvqWJ%2F3z3%2BORYTcJb0uPm%2BXe%2F1qWA%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR67li_SyZg

[Rustybullethole]

7 minutes ago, Dick Cheeseburger said:

That is something else. It's the ultimate advert for 'just because you can, doesn't mean you should'...

Here's one I made earlier. Virtually identical.

We shouldn't laugh. It took someone 7 years and over 3000  hours to develop those fatal proportions.

[D.E]

Renault 21 Turbo Restoration Barn Find Project Classic Car 90's Sleeper

[grogee]

16 minutes ago, FakeConcern said:

If my garage wasn't full to overflowing with daughter No1's stuff, this would be a great companion to my C30 T5...

 

£3k starting tho? It's a right mess

[D.E]

I see lots of typical 480 problems, poorly bodged rear arches, bad tail lenses, some sort of malfunction with the lamps, mileage might be questionable. Expect to spend many more £££ to get it right. Seems on the expensive side, but asking prices are on the rise lately. 

[Sigmund Fraud]

2 hours ago, J-T said:

”And although it took seven years and around three thousand hours, the vehicle you see here does indeed bear a striking resemblance to the Jaguar D-Type”

3000 hours at minimum wage is £36,630, which would have comfortably paid for a S3 E-Type !

The mind boggles...

[D.E]

Renault Kangoo Trekka 4x4 2001 Low Mileage 10months MOT. Great Condition

[catsinthewelder]

Yeah, but a series 3 e-type is even uglier.

[BorniteIdentity]

7 minutes ago, D.E said:

Renault Kangoo Trekka 4x4 2001 Low Mileage 10months MOT. Great Condition

Quote

One recently sold for £2800 with 80k on the clock and the seller told me I need to put my price up! 

 

Very cool car though. I like it a lot.

But once more, with feeling...

[D.E]

Classic Mini Mayfair 1988. Automatic 11 Months Mot ,starts An Drives

Quote

Paint starting to show its age with a few scab spots (no rot) around the car.

This will have hidden rot right? Every single Mini I've seen that wasn't recently restored did.

[Sigmund Fraud]

10 hours ago, catsinthewelder said:

Yeah, but a series 3 e-type is even uglier.

Hey, this is AS - surely, the Series 3 E-Type is the one to go for ?

For full AS points, one should go for a shonky coupe imported from the US with those unmissable federal bumpers !

[BorniteIdentity]

12 minutes ago, D.E said:

Classic Mini Mayfair 1988. Automatic 11 Months Mot ,starts An Drives

This will have hidden rot right? Every single Mini I've seen that wasn't recently restored did.

They are eminently easy to fix.  In fact, I don't think there is another car on planet earth that is simpler to repair - on the basis that every single panel, piece, part and thing you could ever need is still available brand new.

They don't hide the rust, you just use your drunken eyes and go 'Oh yeah - that bit too'.

If you're not into rust then old cars might not be the best pursuit!

[High Jetter]

3 hours ago, J-T said:

https://www.carandclassic.com/auctions/2002-mazda-mx-5-rebodied-as-a-1950s-le-mans-race-car-gOXlVn#comments-and-bids

 

Look at the fucking STATE of this!!!

”And although it took seven years and around three thousand hours, the vehicle you see here does indeed bear a striking resemblance to the Jaguar D-Type”

if it was described over the phone, in French, by someone with no eyes 

 

UnBearable, if I need to bare an opinion. No resemblance, looks like the work of a 7yo.

[EyesWeldedShut]

Be your very own Sapeur-pompier Sam

£4K in Newcastle (Tyne not Lyme)

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