eBay tat volume 3.

[horriblemercedes]

2 hours ago, bunglebus said:

Someone else is bound to have posted this first year of production, >30k, one owner, b*rn f*nd, dangly mirror MK1 Sierra already?

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/387963576363?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=GjpUEJIQTQK&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=X5RtjeAxSP-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

<30k, no? It's 29k, according to the ad

[Cavcraft]

Wake up

I think I've got something to say to you

It's the end of Feb and nobody wants to see this  gopping portaloo

The heap of shit keeps me amused

It really can't be excused

Oh, Maggie, you shouldn't be towed anymore

I've led you away from home

to make sure you're somewhere alone

the whole fucking thing  is making my eyes hurt 

the morning sun when it's on this faeces really makes me rage

and what really worries me some is my eyes need a tin of bleach

I've laughed at this hideous joke, my kn0b no longer starts to poke

Oh, Maggie to viagra you're the anti-dote

I've led you away from home

to make sure you're somewhere alone

the whole fucking thing  is making my eyes hurt 

All I need is a friend to lend a pulling hand

and turn you into landfill you mother, what a fucker please get burnt out

look at the state of the fucking bed, in the morning put it in the shed

Oh, Maggie, you couldn't have tried any less

I've led you away from home

to make sure you're somewhere alone

the whole fucking thing  is making my eyes hurt 

 I suppose you could collect your brochures and go back to school

stop wanking over Cath Kidston and tow this to Blackpool

or find yourself a quarry in Wales that's got a big fuck off cliff

Oh, Maggie, I wish I'd never seen this faeces

You've mad a first class tip out of this

a blind man could fucking see

it's a pile of shit and you should shove it into the sea

BEAUTIFUL VINTAGE RETRO 4 BERTH ABI MONZA CARAVAN+ACCESSORIES FOR SALE | eBay

[wuvvum]

10 hours ago, Fumbler said:

Phwoarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I had the Chrysler version of that (in sedan form) about 25 years ago.  It was shit.  But in a good way.

[DeanH]

 

https://www.facebook.com/share/1DbjJWCufE/

 

BOSCH

[wesacosa]

[UltraWomble]

9 hours ago, goosey said:

That doesn’t mean I want you to seduce my Parrot….

I thought more people might get the "zany camera" angles of Nozin Aroun than any Network 7 reference I might make

[angle]

£500 Trabant.

https://www.facebook.com/share/17YM9GQKgT/

[Cavcraft]

***Ford Orion Rs 2000** | eBay

'**Will be in a music video next week**'

[outlaw118]

Fooked Range Rover, Cat N and engine malarky. £200 start, Abergavenny.

Range Rover Sport 2012 3lt Seized Engine | eBay

[wesacosa]

[Schaefft]

Running and driving E38 in a decent spec for 800 quid!

In Birmingham though...

https://www.facebook.com/share/18oixA3Hmw/

[wesacosa]

[Schaefft]

The ex- @HMC Crown Vic airport limo (which now sports a taxi cab theme) got reduced to 2 grand. That's still triple what it was for sale for on here but the cleaner looks might help.

https://www.facebook.com/share/1GWCaNnxj2/

[cort16]

£400 MOT July

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/557235827477553

[Schaefft]

1 minute ago, cort16 said:

£400 MOT July

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/557235827477553

Already sold!

[wesacosa]

[Chuck Buckles]

On 16/02/2025 at 12:35, Shite Ron said:

 

Is that a 960 in the background?

love those. 

[eddyramrod]

On those wheels I'd expect it to be 7 rather than 9 series but it doesn't really matter, because of all the cars in that photo, it would be my choice.  The Fords are more valuable in cash terms, but the Volvo is a nicer drive.

[Barry Cade]

[Shite Ron]

2 hours ago, Chuck Buckles said:

Is that a 960 in the background?

love those. 

It is a 740GLE.

[Cavcraft]

1985/86 Vauxhall Cavalier mk2. Barn find. Spares / Repairs. Private plate. | eBay

Been off the road since 1996 from the number plate.

[Cavcraft]

This reminds me of a pig sticking it's face out of it's tin shed

wolseley 1500 | eBay

[Cavcraft]

This reminds me of a pig sticking it's face out of it's tin shed

wolseley 1500 | eBay

[Cavcraft]

Barn Find Ford Granada 2.9i 4x4 Ghia classic cars | eBay

[GR8 PL8 M8]

Spotted on Facebook, apparently it's been sat outside a car wash in Bedworth, CV12 for a few months now.

MOTed until 26/06/2025, last V5C issued 19/01/2011, but untaxed since 05/09/2024.

[cort16]

Not something you see everyday in bathgate

amazing

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1328021428524035/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[D.E]

The child of an Imp and that Titan submersible thing?

hillman imp cars for sale

[angle]

Audi 80 on Venoms. Long test, £1500

https://www.facebook.com/share/14jzwx44f9/

 

[catsinthewelder]

Parked next to this yesterday, slightly rusty around the archs but looked Valu at £500

It's in Bishop's Castle, Shropshire.  Sorry I didn't take a picture of the front, I was waiting in the car for a friend and they turned up while I was taking the pics.

[Jazoli]

30 minutes ago, catsinthewelder said:

Parked next to this yesterday, slightly rusty around the archs but looked Valu at £500

It's in Bishop's Castle, Shropshire.  Sorry I didn't take a picture of the front, I was waiting in the car for a friend and they turned up while I was taking the pics.

That’s a bargain