eBay tat volume 3.

[SEATMad]

Nice pre-facelift Cordoba CLS

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/744756674271755?ref=search&referral_code=null&referral_story_type=post&tracking=browse_serp%3Abae6b820-c6f7-4d63-ae53-221fe42f3902

[Cavcraft]

Euro cargo | eBay

'This lorry has never failed an MOT'

5 February 2024

FAIL

Mileage

118,662 km

Test location

SM Shepherd CVR Ltd

Test certificate number

X21I34457

Repair immediately (major defects):

• For vehicles required to be fitted with a tachograph: tachograph installation/calibration plaque out of date. (26.3.c)
• offside rear Actuators, hydraulic master & wheel cylinders, valves and servos: leaking air or fluid, fractured, cracked, excessively damaged or corroded. Brake chamber cracked (59.5.c.i)

Repair as soon as possible (minor defects):

• nearside axle 2 A tyre: obviously underinflated. (8.1.f)

Monitor and repair if necessary (advisories):

• A tyre: Axle 2 n/s inner tyre wall cracked (8.1)
• Any oil leak which can deposit PTO pump area (44.1)
• Engine MIL Engine warning light staying on (5.5)

[Cavcraft]

5 minutes ago, Pat Earrings said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256395727405?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=NjvfJjbZR1S&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=KCW16zwOSD-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
 

 

Is it any good as a hearse?

 

Remains to be seen.

[Rustybullethole]

5 minutes ago, Pat Earrings said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256395727405?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=NjvfJjbZR1S&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=KCW16zwOSD-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
 

 

'Perfect for funeral directors trying to create a green business'

Don't want to be starting a grow in that round here mate you'll have the window clapped in no time. 

[wuvvum]

7 minutes ago, Pat Earrings said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256395727405?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=NjvfJjbZR1S&sssrc=4429486&ssuid=KCW16zwOSD-&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY
 

 

Must be interesting for the driver, sitting inches away from a dead body in a woven (and therefore presumably not airtight) coffin.  I hope they have a LOT of Magic Trees in there.

[Hertz]

£995!

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1686856

[Hertz]

Cheap S500 @Schaefft

https://www.carandclassic.com/l/C1686860

 

[SEATMad]

Facebook marketplace never fails to amaze me. apparently its "excellent condition inside and out with a remarkable service history, drives like new".

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1376619316392730/?ref=category_feed&referral_code=undefined&referral_story_type=listing&tracking={"qid"%3A"-2589001610983144112"%2C"mf_story_key"%3A"6909270472534849"%2C"commerce_rank_obj"%3A"{\"target_id\"%3A6909270472534849%2C\"target_type\"%3A0%2C\"primary_position\"%3A3%2C\"ranking_signature\"%3A5802427562563853878%2C\"commerce_channel\"%3A504%2C\"value\"%3A0.00034579442328614%2C\"candidate_retrieval_source_map\"%3A{\"6909270472534849\"%3A111}}"%2C"ftmd_400706"%3A"111112l"}

 

 

[D.E]

Jigsaw puzzle, £850

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/176226791091?hash=item2907ef6eb3:g:SFUAAOSwHfhlwn2I

[D.E]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166585869296?hash=item26c94aa3f0:g:LCIAAOSwrhxlwlXx

[lesapandre]

3 hours ago, grogee said:

What colour is this?! 

Academic, because it's automatic and therefore irredeemably fucked. 

£1700 Northants

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/aclass-automatic-glass-sunroof-great-condition/1473615851

I think that's called 'Despair Kaki'. 

[lesapandre]

5 minutes ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166585869296?hash=item26c94aa3f0:g:LCIAAOSwrhxlwlXx

That is the coolest car I have ever seen. 

[SEATMad]

Its only got 3 days left on the auction currently sitting at a tenner short of 900 notes

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/404777221431?hash=item5e3e9a3d37:g:QZ0AAOSw4dZlvTPj

[mat777]

53 minutes ago, richardmorris said:

08 reg, I think all diesels from 2006 are compliant.

Not in the slightest. 

ULEZ is Eu6 diesels from circa 2015. Even if it somehow was 2008, the van is from 2002 despite the later reg. 

I'll have some of what the seller is smoking....

[SEATMad]

Check out this rather tired looking Auto Union DKW1000s starting at £300

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/256403608244?hash=item3bb2d892b4:g:28YAAOSwcRBlwlvs

[wesacosa]

1 minute ago, mat777 said:

Not in the slightest. 

ULEZ is Eu6 diesels from circa 2015. Even if it somehow was 2008, the van is from 2002 despite the later reg. 

I'll have some of what the seller is smoking....

to be fair to him it does come up as Ulez complaint on the website. I suspect it must have been registered to someone disabled or otherwise exempt or its a glitch in the system 

[cort16]

£1500 728i

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/768265271859451

[SEATMad]

Apologies if this has already been uploaded but wow!! 🤩

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325965473754?hash=item4be50e67da:g:EsYAAOSwPL1leKZg

[egg]

46 minutes ago, D.E said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/166585869296?hash=item26c94aa3f0:g:LCIAAOSwrhxlwlXx

Would sir like to run up a six figure bill with Iain Tyrell? Step right this way...

[SEATMad]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/266654904810?hash=item3e15def1ea:g:C-YAAOSwKH9lrSSg

[wuvvum]

32 minutes ago, wesacosa said:

to be fair to him it does come up as Ulez complaint on the website. I suspect it must have been registered to someone disabled or otherwise exempt or its a glitch in the system 

There are a few anomalies like that with ULEZ.  My 2007 Hyundai Getz is ULEZ compliant, despite being Euro 4.

[SEATMad]

3 minutes ago, wuvvum said:

There are a few anomalies like that with ULEZ.  My 2007 Hyundai Getz is ULEZ compliant, despite being Euro 4.

I'll second that, my 1998 little Suzuki Swift is compliant in all but Birmingham clean air zones around the country, work that one out!  

[grogee]

58 minutes ago, D.E said:

 

 

DO NOT FIX

[sheffcortinacentre]

Like my LPG falcon can go anywhere except Sheffield!!

As they claim it's a van ( dunno where this info is from) even if it was it's LPG powered you idiots.

[Cavcraft]

** G reg** Ford Orion 1.8 zetec ** 80's throwback ** classic Ford | eBay

 

That is ace, the wheels are the icing on the cake.

[Schaefft]

52 minutes ago, cort16 said:

£1500 728i

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/768265271859451

That's a good deal if the tank isn't leaking as the wheels alone are worth half the asking price.

[Rustybullethole]

1 hour ago, wesacosa said:

to be fair to him it does come up as Ulez complaint on the website. I suspect it must have been registered to someone disabled or otherwise exempt or its a glitch in the system 

registered as minibus and given the extra grace period? 

[wesacosa]

1 minute ago, Rustybullethole said:

registered as minibus and given the extra grace period? 

doesn't it have to be a charity or a disabled one or something even then?

[Dick Longbridge]

34 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

** G reg** Ford Orion 1.8 zetec ** 80's throwback ** classic Ford | eBay

 

That is ace, the wheels are the icing on the cake.

Damn, what are those alloys again? Head's blank after a long day. I fitted a set to my white Cavalier Gsi at one point - they looked so good on it. 

[Erebus]

2 minutes ago, Dick Longbridge said:

Damn, what are those alloys again? Head's blank after a long day. I fitted a set to my white Cavalier Gsi at one point - they looked so good on it. 

Momo Arrows