eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

bedford pickup 1979 3500kg **RESTORATION** | eBay

@eddyramrod

[Cavcraft]

land rover freelander 1 td4 | eBay

'Perfect for long drives and rough terrains'

Is there a new 'thing' on eBay now that automatically makes your advert sound like a 1990's salesman? This isn't the first advert I've seen recently that's full of flowery worded old bollocks. 

[Stinkwheel]

15 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

land rover freelander 1 td4 | eBay

'Perfect for long drives and rough terrains'

Is there a new 'thing' on eBay now that automatically makes your advert sound like a 1990's salesman? This isn't the first advert I've seen recently that's full of flowery worded old bollocks. 

Yes there is, its AI powered e-bay 2nd hand car salesman nonsense.

[Rocket88]

26 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

land rover freelander 1 td4 | eBay

'Perfect for long drives and rough terrains'

Is there a new 'thing' on eBay now that automatically makes your advert sound like a 1990's salesman? This isn't the first advert I've seen recently that's full of flowery worded old bollocks. 

Estate agent hyperbole…..utter bollocks

[willswitchengage]

13 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

Rover technology really was lightyears ahead of its time, a steering wheel that as it ages turns from cheap plastic to alcantara.

[bezzabsa]

Cheap Jaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggg

Hmmm smells a bit fishy "Taken in PX - Needs a breather pipe. I was going to fix but I need the funds."

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1410286986535452/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

[Cavcraft]

2001 lada niva cossack, SPARES OR REPAIR BARN FIND | eBay

[bezzabsa]

5 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

2001 lada niva cossack, SPARES OR REPAIR BARN FIND | eBay

had 2 of them, great fun but not very roomy inside

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202312044520960

 

[busmansholiday]

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202311123885742

 

Looks like they used their Ring doorbell to do the pictures.

[Cavcraft]

Now here's a little story

to tell it is a must

about a hedge find Alfa

that's turning into dust

Some cars can keep your fortune

others make you skint

this Alfa isn't up to much

But the log books worth a mint

Oh...my Alfa's a dustbin

it's a pile of fucking tat

it's damper than Jordan's fanny

and probably smells like that

The bottom's like a banana

so bring your rigger boots

you'll have such a job to pull it out

the bastard's taken roots

Ohhh...my old car's a dustbin

the fucking thing's a farce

that gaping great big rusty hole

is like my ex-wife's arse

Ohh, my old car's an Alfa...

Alfa Romeo GT full Restoratiion project | eBay

 

 

[busmansholiday]

14 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Now here's a little story

to tell it is a must

about a hedge find Alfa

that's turning into dust

Some cars can keep your fortune

others make you skint

this Alfa isn't up to much

But the log books worth a mint

Oh...my Alfa's a dustbin

it's a pile of fucking tat

it's damper than Jordan's fanny

and probably smells like that

The bottom's like a banana

so bring your rigger boots

you'll have such a job to pull it out

the bastard's taken roots

Ohhh...my old car's a dustbin

the fucking thing's a farce

that gaping great big rusty hole

is like my ex-wife's arse

Ohh, my old car's an Alfa...

Alfa Romeo GT full Restoratiion project | eBay

 

 

Apparently when on holiday in Blackpool around 1961 a (very young me) started singing that song in the hotel restaurant much to the embarrassment of my parents and grandparents!!

[High Jetter]

1 hour ago, busmansholiday said:

Apparently when on holiday in Blackpool around 1961 a (very young me) started singing that song in the hotel restaurant much to the embarrassment of my parents and grandparents!!

I wasn't quite as young when I heard it, but even my very straight parents realised it wasn't derogatory. Very reminiscent of Music Hall songs like My Old Man and Only a bird in a gilded cage (don't get me started )

[wuvvum]

3 hours ago, bezzabsa said:

Cheap Jaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggg

Hmmm smells a bit fishy "Taken in PX - Needs a breather pipe. I was going to fix but I need the funds."

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1410286986535452/?ref=browse_tab&referral_code=marketplace_top_picks&referral_story_type=top_picks

At that price though, does it really matter?

[wuvvum]

This looks too good to be true.

[sdkrc]

Drink driver's special in GRP and diesel flavour. 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115999148864

[cort16]

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/233970583049548

[Schaefft]

995 quid Cadillac STS from exactly the type of owner you wouldn't want to buy one from:

Quote

 

RIGHT NOW THE BAD WELL NOT SO BAD THE ENGINE MOUNT ON DRIVERS SIDE BELOW THE INNER WING WILL NEED REPLACING AS ENGINE HAD DROPPED SLIGHTLY TO THAT SIDE SO DRIVERS SIDE DRIVE SHAFT TOUCHING WHEN TURNING RIGHT BUT DRIVES OK

 

Quote

 

TO BE HONEST ITS A CHEAP LEAD SLED THATS ON THE ROAD WITH HISTORY COMING OUT ITS ASSSSS HOLE & IN 2005 SOME MUG PAYED £15000 FOR IT

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cadillac/cadillac-seville-1999-4565-cc-auto-4-doors-saloon/1470429281

[Rocket88]

1 hour ago, Schaefft said:

995 quid Cadillac STS from exactly the type of owner you wouldn't want to buy one from:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cadillac/cadillac-seville-1999-4565-cc-auto-4-doors-saloon/1470429281

I’d rather remove my spleen with a rusty spoon than buy from this seller…….

[Cavcraft]

1970 Morris 1800S sport | eBay

 

[Yoss]

12 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

1970 Morris 1800S sport | eBay

 

Doesn't look like a genuine S as they had aluminium side trims, like an Austin 1300GT but bigger, and simply removing them would leave a line of clips or holes the whole length of the car. Mine had the optional power steering too which meant I could fit a much smaller steering wheel from a Maxi HL which improved chuckability no end.

Great fun cars that would surprise a lot of other road users.

[bezzabsa]

Yellow fibreglass  wedge with added grunt

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325891726280?hash=item4be0a91bc8:g:b4YAAOSwMGVlWM2r&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4LLqxEyLa9YUZg2AxadaqGsB0McZEDSYA0emlt6yr3VuHnCYDkEgYC2hCABy1kNfkIerdgnArx7NjfniN0rr4%2FTIDY2xBoioIIKR5wFZ1%2BCo1oUGEUe%2FBkK7eoBdKwTkpypV2pnadwbxoNBLRe8%2FabDrO4P%2BZa%2FLgVhOWxRUxUdUrJALlzqpXu%2BdydrAt0xnZmD474Sj%2B7wTcpbKhoyGQkVe9HXM9Y8r9s0Ag30CWnlbjQ9gw7EtFMaebqlPhWwyMH0Ps6lbXnCx44FcUIP2GjchLxHFWy7NzsuPDrTGuwRh|tkp%3ABk9SR7SVxKWHYw

 

[bezzabsa]

Cheap panzer ready for Pineapples 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/186191931927?hash=item2b59e76a17:g:~csAAOSwTnNlWhqN&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4Hn23khxbBRfb%2F6aAC0Hwb1cBhMhJtwMx0Q3cRHFoYKbRYEOFB%2F%2BsAN%2Fbt1n3aQiupostDUQlv2wr2FUBujMjsXbRYtdTynVMYirl0VKcJAUEG6jn%2FXMSWuqsKFs%2BU%2BAhuRMXVZKYZ35LyJtpTFcabo26ZXNPXA13UdbUw1paxvkrOY6kYo1AtRYqOohXNz6lGE1QU2BQxwNrzF5T6ySh1l6uF%2FWti27Q2KwILTg64ho3rl%2FeTjpEK8s2koeHJ26zzdYe2ferATsboQpHN3pTkZ9ey6F1frk0o3PwG9bhOqm|tkp%3ABk9SR7aVxKWHYw

[bezzabsa]

You too could be like @grizz 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/404663420327?hash=item5e37d1c5a7:g:ZNsAAOSwZPxlahFk&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwHP9052jw4mV%2BVfsk%2FbPjAgIGmZIxrVbSVIfpj%2BBpAKOoUayj43GikgfphHJEVFcF5hooyzid7y2iE4ExPni316Ok5y6C%2B7FIbU%2FPIaZWImnnXDTDJ0LNUQ40EvwxRBz5tj%2FCjhW1wQJ4rYSBEUAaXZRoMbexrSWfjplomX%2BmQSVodcd3FqaLMdopkIqOybEYmjoMIZe2W65AVuvU7cNm009aOphgd10VOfYGKuo0KWAh5V3apGEjT24TlZHZANcbg%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR6Dp_qWHYw

[bezzabsa]

When you have a Rally at 5pm, but parcels to deliver first!!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225889696453?hash=item3498133ac5:g:D5AAAOSwQyxlY7GA&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA4H97e6u8blmCKiizL%2BMRA%2BRvA%2BFsZFgRQZ5s7L95wnUX4QpsxWzCH6Nf%2FVIYiYBXHx6wGz%2BYYACUxS%2BWOUlYXHd7a2BGIdgMI6LId7hgiBkYBOIW4JvtkSrJ4zOEJrG8UUid8uwpe4quo%2BOj7Og%2FXjqpANgtX93T584EejW8V3mYT2KwLebR2V9vriBLPgULjz%2B%2Bbhr3G14waMMYneh%2BE5UetohVrfYc4fSR8IrWugdfX9NJxUaw6mEQd%2BpQMCpSKvanjoSC3rmwaJxE%2BF1EnHNKtYSz8%2BmdotdzvzML8VwW|tkp%3ABk9SR6Lp_qWHYw

[bezzabsa]

Cheapo shabby French snail

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155894588720?hash=item244c0aa530:g:UoUAAOSwHgNlVi74&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAAwPvVUInj0l7spuMO66Gvvn096tJotzgcJsgBKr1cYrGH5DT1ZoLJ0RIfxg8epIs%2BMGev5bDeBMCWld1QZmwt0D4JuVXwU10Ax291tSZFgTIlCz8mQKi5mmbVSsY0NB2c7V5b6lh%2FBrjuRRS0ZnXGWe%2FiCRg1z8e0eAp3EL8gusNKMVUIufXsk1ZGwqAVZoP63Sl4%2FNsCwFkgXLztE9BnSOknWoybl%2Bg4N0JrGcXWZj7MWuERmojxcAkrZYqOQzjcrQ%3D%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR6bp_qWHYw

[Momentary Lapse Of Reason]

 

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/716822866958114/

[alcyonecorporation]

6 hours ago, Rocket88 said:

I’d rather remove my spleen with a rusty spoon than buy from this seller…….

By that I take it he's a character*?

*utter cumfart 

[egg]

OMGHGF Schumacher £450. Someone fancy doing a Punto engine swop?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1384156422308341/

[sdkrc]

45 minutes ago, egg said:

OMGHGF Schumacher £450. Someone fancy doing a Punto engine swop?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1384156422308341/

Fiat Seicento Schumacher post-accident Edition