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Posted
12 hours ago, wuvvum said:

Broken but cheap Prairie in the correct colour scheme.

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I had a feeling that would be somewhere local when I saw the photo. Looks similar to where I viewed a Mk1 Cavalier 2000 GLS in 1992 - it was bright green, and I didn't buy it.

Viewed a Prairie in 2003, same colour scheme. It was near where you lived in Norwich, I remember seeing the car park where you had a lot of stuff stored when we took it for the test drive.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Hungarian golflash?

traditional dish. Aren't most VAG bits built in Eastern Europe these days? ;-)

Posted
50 minutes ago, egg said:

traditional dish. Aren't most VAG bits built in Eastern Europe these days? ;-)

Or Europe as we now refer to it. 

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land rover freelander 1 td4 | eBay

'Perfect for long drives and rough terrains'

Is there a new 'thing' on eBay now that automatically makes your advert sound like a 1990's salesman? This isn't the first advert I've seen recently that's full of flowery worded old bollocks. 

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Posted
15 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

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land rover freelander 1 td4 | eBay

'Perfect for long drives and rough terrains'

Is there a new 'thing' on eBay now that automatically makes your advert sound like a 1990's salesman? This isn't the first advert I've seen recently that's full of flowery worded old bollocks. 

Yes there is, its AI powered e-bay 2nd hand car salesman nonsense.

Posted
26 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

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land rover freelander 1 td4 | eBay

'Perfect for long drives and rough terrains'

Is there a new 'thing' on eBay now that automatically makes your advert sound like a 1990's salesman? This isn't the first advert I've seen recently that's full of flowery worded old bollocks. 

Estate agent hyperbole…..utter bollocks

Posted
13 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

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Rover technology really was lightyears ahead of its time, a steering wheel that as it ages turns from cheap plastic to alcantara.

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Now here's a little story

to tell it is a must

about a hedge find Alfa

that's turning into dust

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Some cars can keep your fortune

others make you skint

this Alfa isn't up to much

But the log books worth a mint

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Oh...my Alfa's a dustbin

it's a pile of fucking tat

it's damper than Jordan's fanny

and probably smells like that

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The bottom's like a banana

so bring your rigger boots

you'll have such a job to pull it out

the bastard's taken roots

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Ohhh...my old car's a dustbin

the fucking thing's a farce

that gaping great big rusty hole

is like my ex-wife's arse

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Ohh, my old car's an Alfa...

Alfa Romeo GT full Restoratiion project | eBay

 

 

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Posted
14 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

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Now here's a little story

to tell it is a must

about a hedge find Alfa

that's turning into dust

image.thumb.png.ca92d443bbbc0d541fcc9d05ac32e1fc.png

Some cars can keep your fortune

others make you skint

this Alfa isn't up to much

But the log books worth a mint

image.thumb.png.32ddf06e22eaae314060ede6d4d2c62a.png

Oh...my Alfa's a dustbin

it's a pile of fucking tat

it's damper than Jordan's fanny

and probably smells like that

image.thumb.png.c31b1e3357d43b9f4402a2d044acfdfd.png

The bottom's like a banana

so bring your rigger boots

you'll have such a job to pull it out

the bastard's taken roots

image.thumb.png.0cbf7a95739affde234e38cc1a47473a.png

Ohhh...my old car's a dustbin

the fucking thing's a farce

that gaping great big rusty hole

is like my ex-wife's arse

image.thumb.png.abbb92987047fa1af54b1cafea585850.png

Ohh, my old car's an Alfa...

Alfa Romeo GT full Restoratiion project | eBay

 

 

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Apparently when on holiday in Blackpool around 1961 a (very young me) started singing that song in the hotel restaurant much to the embarrassment of my parents and grandparents!!

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