eBay tat volume 3.

[Wilko220]

7 minutes ago, egg said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/174311479063039/

Ideal for re-enacting all the hilarious moments from one of the 80s' classic films...

[wesacosa]

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

that can't be the real mileage?

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202307209857033

[richardmorris]

2 hours ago, egg said:

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/174311479063039/

Is that posted via a telegram stop?

[EyesWeldedShut]

On 17/10/2023 at 14:40, EyesWeldedShut said:

Tomorrow, ACA, 35K miles, one owner, National Trust stickered, 1500cc auto

https://angliacarauctions.co.uk/modern-auctions/2608-18-Oct-2023/3774~1-2001-hyundai-accent-cdx-auto

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

This is delightful. 

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Rust free (small patch on front wing)

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202309222246199

[Cavcraft]

fiat panda classic colour twin sunroof 141A 1000 - Restored!! | eBay

Mildly annoying advert and enough back-to-black to sink a battleship, but what a cracking little car.

[Cavcraft]

Renault Rodeo | eBay

Every rodeo needs a cowboy. This one seems to have done the electrics.

[500tops]

Holy fuck

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1982-mazda-929-l-20-manual-estate-with-just-34250-miles-and-3-owners/1467802968

 

 

[adw1977]

1 hour ago, 500tops said:

Holy fuck

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1982-mazda-929-l-20-manual-estate-with-just-34250-miles-and-3-owners/1467802968

 

 

Nice, but 13 grand?!

[High Jetter]

HFM???

(find another)

[wuvvum]

Early (MOT exempt) 343 for 500 BINs

[Wilko220]

Scruffy but relatively low mileage Metro.

Seems a reasonable price, especially considering the optional extras someone's specced it up with...

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ABS, Electric Windows, Power Assisted Steering, Cup Holders, Electric Mirrors, Safety Belts, Air Conditioning, 12V Power Socket, Engine Immobiliser, Front Airbags, Safety Belts Rear, V5 Registration Document,Alloy Wheels, Adjustable Steering, Front Fog Lights, Privacy/Tinted Glass, Service History,CD Player, Body Coloured Bumpers, ISOFix Anchor Point, Safety Belts Rear, MOT,Central Locking, Brake Assist, Heated Door Mirrors, Radio, Spare Wheel, Speakers

 

1989 Austin Metro 1.0 City 3dr Hatchback Petrol Manual | eBay

[Wilko220]

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it will require various items to get it through an MOT. None of which are expensive items and fully within the scope of a home enthusiast.

Ah, easy then?

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Please do not ask ourselves to put the car through an MOT

1996 Rover Metro Cabriolet | eBay

[grogee]

Slightly mauve GS450h with issues in (B)Hall Green for £1400.

"sometimes cuts out but starts again straight away" 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/lexus-gs-450h-hybrid-ulez-starts-and-drives-all-the-time/1467848012

[grogee]

Definitely* not a takeaway delivery vehicle. Lucky bastard lives near a Five Guys. £750 (B)Leicester

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mitsubishi-space-star-13-petrol/1467844465

[grogee]

??? 

£2k Burton Latimer

"this is a copy of the car that run 225 mph at the bonneville salt flats in august 2003 at the bonneville speed week nationals" 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mg-zt-t-20-cdti-135-5dr-land-speed-record-replica/1467833367

[EyesWeldedShut]

On 18/10/2023 at 12:04, lesapandre said:

The ad does not look quite right - I'd say treat with caution. The architecture and parking restrictions possibly look more southern England to me - not Longtown Cumbria.

Priced a few k less than it's worth.

https://www.carandclassic.com/auctions/1991-jaguar-xjs-v12-coupe-8lLoR8 says Isleworth & £5K

[Cavcraft]

Austin Maxi Classic Car For Sale. | eBay

 

 

[lesapandre]

44 minutes ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

https://www.carandclassic.com/auctions/1991-jaguar-xjs-v12-coupe-8lLoR8 says Isleworth & £5K

Isleworth looks about right. Hmmmmm...

[Cavcraft]

MG ZT 2.5 190 | eBay

[EyesWeldedShut]

6 minutes ago, lesapandre said:

Isleworth looks about right. Hmmmmm...

Idle pastime - spot the ringer - seems to be a common thing around here:

Found two fake Bini ads this morning in my area - price is bonkers even if you don't checkout the actual listings

[EyesWeldedShut]

£250 Focus, needs welding to the sills - time for the bridge...
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/701724988677373/

[wuvvum]

On 18/10/2023 at 16:40, bezzabsa said:

strange that commercial stuff is cheaper than cars, transits... can get a daf45 box van for £1200 with MOT, rusty transits and sprinters are 2-4k around here!!

That's because anyone can drive a Transit or a Sprinter.  Anyone younger than me (and I'm not as young as I used to be) can't drive a 7.5-tonner on their car licence, they need to get a C1 which isn't cheap.

[Wack]

1 hour ago, grogee said:

??? 

£2k Burton Latimer

"this is a copy of the car that run 225 mph at the bonneville salt flats in august 2003 at the bonneville speed week nationals" 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mg-zt-t-20-cdti-135-5dr-land-speed-record-replica/1467833367

I used to live in kettering , I see Burton Latimer hasn't changed, still full of oddballs 

[grogee]

15 minutes ago, Wack said:

I used to live in kettering 

My sympathies. 

WTF are Kettering and Corby for? 

[SunnySouth]

24 minutes ago, grogee said:

My sympathies. 

WTF are Kettering and Corby for? 

Pressing your trousers??

[Sham]

Have we had this one? MOT till May for £450

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202310183108086

[billy_bunter]

On 07/10/2023 at 20:52, richardmorris said:

The Delta I used to occasionaly see on the A38 Thornbury way. Very nice it was too...

Edited October 19, 2023 by billy_bunter
bed engrish corrected

[Cavcraft]

1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

That's because anyone can drive a Transit or a Sprinter.  Anyone younger than me (and I'm not as young as I used to be) can't drive a 7.5-tonner on their car licence, they need to get a C1 which isn't cheap.

Possibly also because of all that 'O' licence/tacho stuff, too.