eBay tat volume 3.

[garethj]

This is a thing of such exquisite beauty that it makes me weep tears of joy

Look at this brilliant dashboard 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/404083740536?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=hnjblycjq-u&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

Tuned ZR.  I think these Rover 25s look great 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/234852177788?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=WPgP-WtTRUi&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

I don’t know much about Twingos but this looks like a super plush one

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/225323094565?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=6VUcE-39S1q&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

Two stroke for more smoke👍

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/155356373383?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=aSp-gwPRRky&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

Shame about the graphics but these Crown Vics look fabulous 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115663850637?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=HgiUe7okTTi&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

Simca with sporty front fogs

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195546244905?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=nHk6o4M1S9m&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[garethj]

I think this Astra was used to scope out rally stages

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325495887846?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=omnZUlmMRzG&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

[D.E]

No idea if this is a sensible price for a Vogue with at least a couple of minor imperfections, but a lovely thing nevertheless!

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/334702041349?hash=item4dedcbd905:g:LNcAAOSwp3JjwbT7

[garethj]

Is this one of those cars that…?

I think it might be 

Yep, looks like it

 

Be the king of Rufford Ford👍

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185732368345?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=I1hC0ueJTT-&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

 

[Cavcraft]

I hope they've trained that dog to rip those hideous N.I cover plates off it

Lotus Carlton barn find rare classic | eBay

Is that the real ID badge? It looks like it was made using one of those penny squashing machines on Blackool pier.

[Cavcraft]

Leyland Tiger Plaxton Derwent | eBay

[De Selby]

43 minutes ago, garethj said:

 

 

Look at this brilliant dashboard 

 

[D.E]

23 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

 

Is that the real ID badge? It looks like it was made using one of those penny squashing machines on Blackool pier.

Sod the plate and the tacky badge, it has a special button for roundabouts!

[adw1977]

34 minutes ago, garethj said:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/195546244905?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=nHk6o4M1S9m&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Deserves a number plate obfuscation award.

[morrisoxide]

Save me, weld me, caress me.

Quote

This car was took of the road in 1985 after having a knock on the front

Oh!

Quote

The engine turns slightly with a spanner on the crankshaft nut

Slightly?

[Wack]

Just enough for a piston to hit a valve 

[Dick Cheeseburger]

53 minutes ago, garethj said:

Is this one of those cars that…?

I think it might be 

Yep, looks like it

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185732368345?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=I1hC0ueJTT-&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

 

What's the steering wheel from, I wonder? Can't quite make out the blacked out logo...

Cheaper and more convenient than buying a car, a boat and a trailer.  Good value too, I'd imagine.

*Checks price

£27k for half a Jimny with mkiv Golf headlights glued in? 

[Fabergé Greggs]

58 minutes ago, garethj said:

Is this one of those cars that…?

I think it might be 

Yep, looks like it

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185732368345?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=I1hC0ueJTT-&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

 

 

[Soundwave]

Frilly SD3 for less than a grand... with gold/brown goodness! I do wonder what it's like underneath though, since these things disintegrate for fun.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/730703674943096

[lesapandre]

6 hours ago, garethj said:

Cheap 940 diesel with lots of faults but apparently eBay won’t allow him to write them on the advert 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/115667908688?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=VnxPq4tXRK2&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[Metal Guru]

4 hours ago, Dick Longbridge said:

What's the steering wheel from, I wonder? Can't quite make out the blacked out logo...

Cheaper and more convenient than buying a car, a boat and a trailer.  Good value too, I'd imagine.

*Checks price

£27k for half a Jimny with mkiv Golf headlights glued in? 

It actually looks like it’s driving through about 18” of water rather than floating.

Maybe it’s just a flooded car park cropped to look like the sea or  river.

[MiniMinorMk3]

Up for auction in Darlo next week. Years of motoring for some one.

https://www.thomaswatson.com/lot/a-skoda-superb-s-tsi-estate-1798cc-petrol-car-mot-until-july-registration-number-nu12-yfh-nb-t

 

[Wack]

https://www.facebook.com/groups/UKBarnFinds/permalink/1862321764125276/?sale_post_id=1862321764125276&sfnsn=scwspmo&ref=share

 

[Chuck Buckles]

16 hours ago, EyesWeldedShut said:

 

 

You'd so have to call that Busby?

I worked with a bloke called Paul Busby. His dad was a supervisor  in customer relations at BT when that campaign ran. I think he spent most of the 80’s explaining to irate customers who asked to “speak to the manager” that he wasn’t taking the piss. 

[horriblemercedes]

12 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

I hope they've trained that dog to rip those hideous N.I cover plates off it

Lotus Carlton barn find rare classic | eBay

Is that the real ID badge? It looks like it was made using one of those penny squashing machines on Blackool pier.

"Please serious buyers only chance to own the worlds fastest  saloon car." 

 

I'd rather have the Carlton, but I reckon, for example, the current BMW M5 might be quicker. Or the Cadillac CT5-V. Quite a few saloons, in fact 

[Chuck Buckles]

15 hours ago, grogee said:

HNNNNNGGGGGGG

That, in my inexpert opinion, is a fair price. Even if it does need a bit of fettling. 

If anyone needs me to drive it back to civilization from Kernow I'd do it for pez money and a Twix

I think my Dad owned that car in 1986 and I learnt to drive in it. We lived in About 2 miles away from Par when we sold it so could be same car. 

[horriblemercedes]

12 hours ago, garethj said:

I think this Astra was used to scope out rally stages

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325495887846?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=omnZUlmMRzG&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Jesus fucking Christ, those harnesses on those seats are a good way to turn a minor accident into permanent paralysis. Utterly, unbelievably stupid 

[Chuck Buckles]

14 hours ago, garethj said:

MG Maestro being sold by serial chod botherer

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/255920324316?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&mkrid=711-127632-2357-0&ssspo=dK2tyTpvQea&sssrc=2349624&ssuid=y9xs1hiVQ9O&var=&widget_ver=artemis&media=COPY

Were these the ones with the talking dash? A girlfriend had one but I thought the dash looked a bit more digital than that one. 
Could never understand what it was trying to say

[UltraWomble]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/265748304246

Practical

 

[D.E]

35k miles

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/car-details/202301133237671?sort=datedesc&include-delivery-option=on&price-to=1000&advertising-location=at_cars&year-to=2005&onesearchad=New&onesearchad=Nearly New&onesearchad=Used&radius=1500&postcode=cb12az&page=2