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Flat4 Rank: Renault 16

Flat4

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I see your Punto and raise you....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185559853733?_trksid=p11021.c100851.m5053&_trkparms=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fitm%2F185559853733%3F_trkparms%3Damclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20170803121420%26meid%3D01011363586d4bf9aad48972d10ca5f4%26pid%3D100851%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D4%26b%3D1%26sd%3D334553235616%26itm%3D185559853733%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D11021%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p11021.c100851.m5053&mkevt=1&mkpid=0&emsid=e11021.m5053.l9430&mkcid=7&ch=osgood&euid=bbb4fbc2b5264f9494bc277853458134&bu=44303204558&ut=RU&exe=0&ext=0&osub=-1~1&crd=20220906033434&segname=11021

Like, what the actual fuck??? Fine if you're into that look but it's not even particularly well executed!

Flat4 Rank: Renault 16

Flat4

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2 hours ago, Soundwave said:

Metallic beige Audi with a year's test for under a grand seems reasonable. Some MOT advisories for grot through, and its mileage is unknown due to the odometer not metering odos as it should since 2017.

https://www.gumtree.com/p/audi/audi-80-saloon-1988-manual-1781-cc-4-doors/1441296016

Audi, 80, Saloon, 1988, Manual, 1781 (cc), 4 doors
 

That looks the double of my first car! I inherited it from my grandad. I wouldn't have another because I just couldn't get a comfortable driving position. Solid old tanks tho!

GrumpyCat Rank: BL Wedge

GrumpyCat

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24 minutes ago, Flat4 said:

I see your Punto and raise you....

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/185559853733?_trksid=p11021.c100851.m5053&_trkparms=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fitm%2F185559853733%3F_trkparms%3Damclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20170803121420%26meid%3D01011363586d4bf9aad48972d10ca5f4%26pid%3D100851%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D4%26b%3D1%26sd%3D334553235616%26itm%3D185559853733%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D11021%26algv%3DDefaultOrganic&_trksid=p11021.c100851.m5053&mkevt=1&mkpid=0&emsid=e11021.m5053.l9430&mkcid=7&ch=osgood&euid=bbb4fbc2b5264f9494bc277853458134&bu=44303204558&ut=RU&exe=0&ext=0&osub=-1~1&crd=20220906033434&segname=11021

Like, what the actual fuck??? Fine if you're into that look but it's not even particularly well executed!

Haven't people grown out of this shit yet?

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GR8 PL8 M8 Rank: Austin Maxi

GR8 PL8 M8

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On 04/09/2022 at 13:53, sdkrc said:
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both rear arches which were a little worse than we first anticipated. 
 
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They don't look terrible...
 
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Ah right so

 

3 hours ago, Soundwave said:

Mk1 Punto in a beautiful shade. Makes me think of a urine sample from a severely dehydrated person.

May be an image of car and outdoors

Needs a bit of welding, you say? Well, how bad can it b-

May be an image of outdoors

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... oh. OK then.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/594025548853694

I had terrible déjà vu for a moment there...

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morrisoxide Rank: BL Wedge

morrisoxide

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Cool.

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I wonder if this is the one that was at a car boot/farmers auction in Otley years ago.

Anyway buy it just because of the horn grilles.

Soundwave Rank: Citroen Ami

Soundwave

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No MOT for several years... but the arches don't look frilly as they usually are on these, so could be a good purchase for the money? Guess it depends how well the underside has held up during its time off the road.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/325333163097

Picture 3 of 5

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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4 minutes ago, Poweredbyhopealone said:

The exhaust goes through the cab! (I think)

Explain that to your MOT man.

I thought it was a roll bar until I realised the other side didn’t  have one . I recon it’s the air intake as you can see something on the roof. would the exhaust not be a bit scorchio for in cabin ?

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Poweredbyhopealone Rank: BL Wedge

Poweredbyhopealone

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7 minutes ago, cort16 said:

I thought it was a roll bar until I realised the other side didn’t  have one . I recon it’s the air intake as you can see something on the roof. would the exhaust not be a bit scorchio for in cabin ?

I expect you're right, although the whole vehicle doesn't scream "critical thinking skills"

AnnoyingPentium Rank: Isuzu Florian

AnnoyingPentium

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Only two grand... as said in the comments, helpfully.

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SmokinWaffle Rank: Renault 16

SmokinWaffle

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On 9/6/2022 at 2:19 PM, GrumpyCat said:

Haven't people grown out of this shit yet?

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grogee Rank: Isuzu Florian

grogee

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1 hour ago, rob88h said:

This. Thing. Is. Incredible. 

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It’s rancid, faded, grey bumpered and Diesel. I have yet to see something more Autoshite. Please buy.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2018055735053609/ 

That's brilliant. A UPVC conservatory for a Clio.

One imagines that a company tooled up the glass fibre moulds to make that. Then sat back, and waited for the orders to flood in. 

"Y'see Dave, there's a huge market in converting superminis into uncomfortable campers. Mark my words, the £30,000 investment for the moulds is going to seem like small change for the profits we're going to rake in"

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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Motoring misery personified?  Morris Ital 1.3 automatic, or how to lose a traffic light GP to continental drift.

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It does have this interior in its favour though...

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SteersWithThrottle Rank: BL Wedge

SteersWithThrottle

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1 minute ago, wuvvum said:

Motoring misery personified?  Morris Ital 1.3 automatic, or how to lose a traffic light GP to continental drift.

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It does have this interior in its favour though...

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And because it's an HLS it has the rather hilarious inclusion of a rev counter

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