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bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

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2 hours ago, DoctorRetro said:

Thought this was a bargain until:

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Conversation is paraphrased. You'll have to imagine the 'fill in' bullshit that dealers seem to spew surrounding every thing they say...

Me: I'll have it.

Fuckwit dealer: MOT has run out, that's why it is cheap. No reason it won't pass.

Me: Oh.. The advert says new MOT?

FD: Yeah, the MOT just ran out, it will be another 100 quid with an MOT.

Me: Erm - 50 maybe.

FD: Yeah, but I have to take it down there etc. Etc. Then tries to sell me a Hyundai Matrix for 200 quid dearer.

Me: Ok, never mind, bye.

 

Phone rings 20 mins later...

FD: Just talked to my mechanic, he says it will go through no problem, so only 50 quid more with MOT.

Me: Ok, that's great, I'll come and have a look. 

FD: (Insert waffle about car), it's not here, it's in the local Morrisons car park, and it hasn't got a battery on it, but mechanic says it's all fine, so if you leave 100 quid deposit, it can be ready by the weekend. 

Me: Ok, let me know once there's a battery on it, I'll come and have a look.

FD: Repeats above about mechanic saying it is all fine..

Me: Erm, no, I'm not putting a deposit on a car without seeing it run etc. 

FD: Oh, ok let me know ..

Me: Bye 

One of these down by my moms, looking very JDM but with GM badges on it...have to try and get a pic.....its also driven by an old Geezer!!!

junkyarddog Rank: Isuzu Florian

junkyarddog

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/174920973439?_trkparms=amclksrc%3DITM%26aid%3D1110006%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.SIM%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20200818143132%26meid%3Dd6a45014e5fc40dcb4f3b3b8bfa8429e%26pid%3D101198%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D2%26sd%3D124871685656%26itm%3D174920973439%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDefaultOrganicWeb&_trksid=p2047675.c101198.m1985

Oh my!!

What a handsome old beast.

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Cord Fourteener Rank: Renault 16

Cord Fourteener

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Someone has had a go at this poor thing. @DoctorRetro not you is it?

 

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bezzabsa Rank: Renault 16

bezzabsa

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7 minutes ago, Cord Fourteener said:

Someone has had a go at this poor thing. @DoctorRetro not you is it?

 

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room for a few more stickers!!

Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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23 hours ago, Czechered Flag said:

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/403143730968?hash=item5ddd3d2718:g:Ar8AAOSwKixhOQ7j

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Fuck me, that's been in the wars a bit. But a C3 100CS 5-pot was a cut above the other C3 100s. The only things better than that were the 200 / 200 Quattros. And if by "factory wheels in the boot", the seller means these:

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the original Fuchs alloys, then the wheels alone are worth having - they also look well on the B2 Ur-Quattros.

Pity it's in Gainsborough, otherwise I'd be tempted to go and have a look.... This looks like a job for @Spurious

Angrydicky Rank: Lancia Gamma

Angrydicky

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9 hours ago, doug said:

@Angrydicky is it you that's owns one of these?
At Morris Leslie auctions on Friday.7971edd2d84ed5ffec96c8c70b8eacb6.jpg

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Bargain! Think they're actually A55 MK1 judging by the thumbnail, which is the model I own. Do you have a link? I'm struggling to find it in their catalogue.

 

Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

Supernaut

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10 hours ago, cort16 said:

Cheap  and decent looking 530d with 11 month mot for 600 quid

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/bmw/bmw-5-series-touring-estate/1414380741

That's cheap.

Suspiciously cheap.

 

What's wrong with it that the seller is hiding? In one of the photos the back end has some stanceyo, but don't these have air suspension or something?

 

Part of me is tempted, but I've already been bitten by a cheap diesel recently.

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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10 minutes ago, Supernaut said:

That's cheap.

Suspiciously cheap.

 

What's wrong with it that the seller is hiding? In one of the photos the back end has some stanceyo, but don't these have air suspension or something?

 

Part of me is tempted, but I've already been bitten by a cheap diesel recently.

They do have air suspension on the bank I wouldn’t be surprised on a car of this age if it sinks a bit when sitting. 
 

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