eBay tat volume 3.

[hairnet]

5 hours ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

phwoooaaarrrrrr

x100000000

must not show to uncle shay who lives 15 km from it - he has previous with pre 1985 peugeots :D

 

[somewhatfoolish]

Rover P5, 3.0l 6, 1450 BINs, located in Norfolk. @wuvvum ?

[gadgetgricey]

MG ZT 190 - Weymouth £200, No MOT.

https://the75andztclub.co.uk/forum/showthread.php?t=310427

 

[Skizzer]

I see your old Rover and raise you.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-100-Woody-Estate-One-Off-1960-/333840472173?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49292

[richardmorris]

I was just working myself up to consider that local jag and clicked on the link to drool again, and it’s not there. Sold. 

[Skizzer]

Only slightly shonky BX Diesel wagon, £400 start. Nice.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-BX-RD-Estate-/303843857503?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49292

[Fabergé Greggs]

3 minutes ago, Skizzer said:

Only slightly shonky BX Diesel wagon, £400 start. Nice.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-BX-RD-Estate-/303843857503?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49292

If only... 

[Skizzer]

Check out this boggo 440 in Pogweasel, with bonus confidence-inspiring pictures of a BFO jump pack and more skips than Jonathan Edwards.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-Volvo-440-Li-1-6-Petrol-Manual-Low-mileage-/114625416529?_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l49292

 

9 bids has shilled it all the way up to £102. Prime AS material. Get on it, people.

[Schaefft]

On 1/10/2021 at 9:47 PM, Mr Laurence said:

@SchaefftYou're the expert on these aren't you? Have you seen this one yet?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1363373780661374

Wow, I think I remember seeing this years ago! This could be a China blue on blue car, such a rare color combination! 1993 as well (which makes it the fastest of them all)! If anyone buys this I am happy to assist wherever I can, this really sounds like a good deal with such low mileage!

[wesacosa]

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-astra-saloon-1996-manual-1598-cc-4-doors/1394523173?fbclid=IwAR0i9A9V-mz6paZ3c8tWnj-CaBAclqJohxHaIe1IsUj5JDFRwj3gzrIvVqc

[Wilko220]

On 07/01/2021 at 11:03, BorniteIdentity said:

Right.  

It's been a long time since an Autoshite Save happened.  They're always brilliant and glorious, and a source of good reading material.  

So can everyone have a think about what they actually WANT from life, realise it's an original Austin miniMETRO in Brown, cough up some pennies and get this thing bought?

I've ommitted the front valance photo because I don't want to frighten you off.

Seriously, this is what it's all about.  This.  A brown miniMETRO.  With further brown.

No excuses.  Who's in?

Now relisted "DUE TO A TIMEWASTER" with a threat to "SCRAP IT" if silly price is not achieved.

Apparently the number plate is worth more than £1,500 🙄

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Austin-METRO-S-Petrol-Manual/184617268728?hash=item2afc0bf5f8:g:UM8AAOSw3G9f~K8i

[Tenmil Socket]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-MX5-Nottingham/233849332944?_trkparms=aid%3D1110010%26algo%3DHOMESPLICE.DISCCARDS%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20200220090753%26meid%3D1edd29dccb704ffdbd6dfb1b1ed96767%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D184605466342%26itm%3D233849332944%26pmt%3D0%26noa%3D1%26pg%3D2047675%26algv%3DDiscOrganicBase&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

[New POD]

11 hours ago, wesacosa said:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/vauxhall-astra-saloon-1996-manual-1598-cc-4-doors/1394523173?fbclid=IwAR0i9A9V-mz6paZ3c8tWnj-CaBAclqJohxHaIe1IsUj5JDFRwj3gzrIvVqc

Perfect for a TS200 replica ( South African police car version with 218 bhp LET and 6 speed gearbox from.the Calibra turdo. ) 

[Fumbler]

3 hours ago, Wilko220 said:

Now relisted "DUE TO A TIMEWASTER" with a threat to "SCRAP IT" if silly price is not achieved.

Apparently the number plate is worth more than £1,500 🙄

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Austin-METRO-S-Petrol-Manual/184617268728?hash=item2afc0bf5f8:g:UM8AAOSw3G9f~K8i

Oh, one of those people. I do hope they don't follow through with their threats.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

3 hours ago, Wilko220 said:

Now relisted "DUE TO A TIMEWASTER" with a threat to "SCRAP IT" if silly price is not achieved.

Apparently the number plate is worth more than £1,500 🙄

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Austin-METRO-S-Petrol-Manual/184617268728?hash=item2afc0bf5f8:g:UM8AAOSw3G9f~K8i

Cunt

[Cavcraft]

It's fucked, it's been in an accident, kids have jumped on the roof, pretty much every panel is shagged and it's been sat for ten years. 

 

 

Mini 1275 gt | eBay

 

'Starting bid: £4,500'

 

[Cavcraft]

Sexy WSR MG ZR

 

 

Mg Zr | eBay

[Soundwave]

5 hours ago, Wilko220 said:

Now relisted "DUE TO A TIMEWASTER" with a threat to "SCRAP IT" if silly price is not achieved.

Apparently the number plate is worth more than £1,500 🙄

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-Austin-METRO-S-Petrol-Manual/184617268728?hash=item2afc0bf5f8:g:UM8AAOSw3G9f~K8i

"If I don't get £1500, I'll scrap it for about £300 worth of spares". 

 

Because that makes total sense. What a weapons grade thundercunt.

[wuvvum]

Cheap Berlingo with a floppy knob but the best engine (2.0 HDI) and enough free guano to fertilise a field.  Also, despite what the seller says, it still has a month's test left.  I'd be tempted, but my recent experiences with buying shonky diesel Citroëns from Sussex have not been good.

[LoftyvRS]

4 hours ago, New POD said:

Perfect for a TS200 replica ( South African police car version with 218 bhp LET and 6 speed gearbox from.the Calibra turdo. ) 

Erm, thanks for that, I've just emerged from an internet worm hole looking at the Opel Kadett 200T S..... could be my new favorite obscure car!!! 😄

[eddyramrod]

Just now, Soundwave said:

"If I don't get £1500, I'll scrap it for about £300 worth of spares". 

 

Because that makes total sense. What a weapons grade thundercunt.

I'm watching a 1/18 scale model that's now third time round (at least).  Reduced by a fiver from the first time I saw it and now he's saying the same thing.  So bring it down a bit more then!  Wanting a tenner for postage isn't helping...

[New POD]

1 hour ago, LoftyvRS said:

Erm, thanks for that, I've just emerged from an internet worm hole looking at the Opel Kadett 200T S..... could be my new favorite obscure car!!! 😄

Glad to be of assistance. 

We eventually kind of got a mk4 version in the UK.  I mean the Gsi version of the mk4  has a version of the same engine. 

( as did the zafira) 

[wuvvum]

1 hour ago, eddyramrod said:

I'm watching a 1/18 scale model that's now third time round (at least).  Reduced by a fiver from the first time I saw it and now he's saying the same thing.  So bring it down a bit more then!  Wanting a tenner for postage isn't helping...

He's threatening to scrap a 1/18 scale model?  I didn't think there was much demand from scrapyards for that kind of thing.

[eddyramrod]

Just now, wuvvum said:

He's threatening to scrap a 1/18 scale model?  I didn't think there was much demand from scrapyards for that kind of thing.

This is the item...

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROAD-SIGNATURE-1-18-1950-STUDEBAKER-CHAMPION-MODIFIED/154285037502?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649

And this is what he says...

FOR SALE ROAD SIGNATURE 1:18 DAMAGED , FRONT AXLE IS DAMAGED AND WAS A LOVELY MODEL IN A BOX , IT WAS DAMAGED BOX DESTROYED AND AXLE BROKEN , WHAT YOU SEE IS WHATS LEFT . WOULD BE A PERFECT MODEL TO BILLING UP WITH CUSTOM BITS  AND WOULD LOOK FANTASTIC DONE UP . NO RESERVE . WILL BE WELL PACKED FOR POST , LAST CHANCE THEN ITS GOING IN THE BIN . 

 

He's in Newark.  Do we have anyone local who could collect it for me, and then post it up to me at proper rates?  I would bid if so!

[Cavcraft]

 

humber sceptre | eBay

[Mr Laurence]

2 hours ago, Cavcraft said:

It's fucked, it's been in an accident, kids have jumped on the roof, pretty much every panel is shagged and it's been sat for ten years. 

 

 

Mini 1275 gt | eBay

 

'Starting bid: £4,500'

 

This has made the rounds in the Mini Facebook groups a few times: he wanted £9000 to start with

[Cavcraft]

1 hour ago, wuvvum said:

Cheap Berlingo with a floppy knob but the best engine (2.0 HDI) and enough free guano to fertilise a field.  Also, despite what the seller says, it still has a month's test left.  I'd be tempted, but my recent experiences with buying shonky diesel Citroëns from Sussex have not been good.

 

No mention of experiences buying shonky Talbots from Suffolk though, so please let us know how you get on...

 

TALBOT EXPRESS LWB HiTop DIESEL 2.5 Manual 5Sp. | eBay

[BorniteIdentity]

Why oh WHY did this have to be Silver over Grey?

2.6 engine is an absolute peach - family owned from new - Nice history - but silver/grey.  Damn.

[BorniteIdentity]

Looks like this is sold - but just doing it for the likes #Youtuber #Vlogger #SmashThatLikeButton

Purple is the only colour for a car and nobody will ever tell me otherwise.  Look at that Blackberry metallic. Dang.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-940-2-3-Torslanda-LPT-1998-88-000-5-SPEED-MANUAL-PRIVATE-PLATE-/303843634645?nma=true&si=HR6OwQqK2BlpWHYB7EoyWc1MPto%3D&orig_cvip=true&nordt=true&rt=nc&_trksid=p2047675.l2557

[wuvvum]

29 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

No mention of experiences buying shonky Talbots from Suffolk though, so please let us know how you get on...

 

TALBOT EXPRESS LWB HiTop DIESEL 2.5 Manual 5Sp. | eBay

HFM???