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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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4 hours ago, meggersdog said:

Savage..........well nearly

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Cortina-Mk3-2-Door-3-0-V6/153970675107?hash=item23d95e0da3:g:k84AAOSw8OBe5R4C

That’s Savage enough for me!
 

My mate Dave had a 2000GT 4 door that he drove like a total bellend, one night after the pub with his girlfriend  in the passenger seat , he attracts the attention of TVP’s Finest, who attempt to stop him ... Their first mistake was to be driving a 1256 Chevette, he soon got out of sight , parked on someone’s drive and was on his toes. About half mile towards home a Police car pulls up and  stops him, the Copper calls into control to say he’s got 2 people walking and asks for a description  of the Cortina occupants. Dave who’s white and  stands about 5’9” and his girlfriend ( now wife ) blonde and barely 5’ tall, almost pissed himself laughing when he heard “The driver and passenger are both big black blokes“ Those black PVC  GT tombstones saved his bacon, that and a shortsighted racist Policeman.

Wack Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Wack

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31 minutes ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

“The driver and passenger are both big black blokes“ Those black PVC  GT tombstones saved his bacon, that and a shortsighted racist Policeman.

I hear of people being called racist all the time when quite often they're not

For example Stormzy announced he was donating money for something , on facebook somebody just wrote his music is shit , he got accused of being a racist 

If the copper saw the seats in the dark and though they were 2 big black blokes how is reporting the description racist.

Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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2 hours ago, ProgRocker said:

Accord Aerodeck EX

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If anyone is keen to spend upwards of £2.5k on a nice low mileage one of these, please talk to me first.

That one is a bit tidier than mine, but not much.

 

 

 

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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SS1, currently £205, no reserve. Has anyone on here got one of these? Might be worth it for bits; needs a tickle with the sparkly stick, and trim stuff that is probably made of unobtanium. And the wheels can get in the sea.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-SCIMITAR-SS1-GENUINE-BARN-FIND/333623805222?hash=item4dad874526:g:s54AAOSwPGNe46UI

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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46 minutes ago, Wack said:

I hear of people being called racist all the time when quite often they're not

For example Stormzy announced he was donating money for something , on facebook somebody just wrote his music is shit , he got accused of being a racist 

If the copper saw the seats in the dark and though they were 2 big black blokes how is reporting the description racist.

This was a Copper in 1981, I wouldn’t want to put much money on him not being racist...

But yes I accept your point , say what you see.  
My mate Curtis , who reckons he was the only black kid in Buckingham at one point, reckons he got stopped and searched every time he came to MK and I’ve been with him outside a pub getting a kebab and he was the only one taken to the Transit for a search, more than once. Even if there was a scrap, he’d be the first one the Police would grab, could be because he was the smallest in our group, though.

But I agree that Stormzy’s music* is shit.

Wack Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Wack

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9 minutes ago, NorfolkNWeigh said:

This was a Copper in 1981, I wouldn’t want to put much money on him not being racist...

But I agree that Stormzy’s music* is shit.

Agreed on both points 

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Wack Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Wack

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28 minutes ago, outlaw118 said:

Low cost huge liability? CL500 Spears or Reapers, currently £540 in Lincolnshire. Doesn't sound too disastrous TBH.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-V-Mercedes-CL500-V8-Coupe-Auto-NO-RESERVE-HIGHEST-BIDDER-WILL-WIN/383587302194?hash=item594f95bb32:g:UR0AAOSwGeFe46Ho

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"Perfect car for the DIY Mechanic"

"These cars sell for between £3000 & £5000"

When theyve had £10,000 spent on them and the owner is on the edge of a nervous breakdown ?

320touring Rank: Talbot Tagora

320touring

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That's the same engine as my 124 had, OM603 with 113bhp.

 

Worked hard enough with 1500kg, and absolute best of mpgwas 32. It'll be dire. And not in a good way.

 

Buy my ML, get a free 50bhp upgrade, plus no fucking air suspension:)

Lord Sterling Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lord Sterling

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1 hour ago, outlaw118 said:

@Lord Sterling to the beige phone: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-827-saloon/184318496499?hash=item2aea3d0ef3:g:WioAAOSwH69e2jmv

£360 no reserve, ends tomorrow, in Shropshire.

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Shit! Not too far from me either. Sadly I'm out. Still unsure if some money coming to me next week or not and too many cars = not enough space. Zafira and Sterling are in council-owned spaces as it is so I am pushing my luck on that as it is. Also, I don't have a trailer.....

scdan4 Rank: Citroen Ami

scdan4

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Uno turbo. I'd forgotten about the dash on them. 

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Honest advert, the bonnet is open in every photo. 

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One from the Not cheap but very shiny collection. 

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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2 minutes ago, New POD said:

Shall I bid £5 Or £10 max ?

I'd go £"7.77, just as a compromise like.

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