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Posted
56 minutes ago, Cavcraft said:

Pretty sure you can run them on red for 'agriculture purposes' between places of your work.  There's only one way to find out if that includes driving it 187 miles up the M6 as you left your work's pass at your aunty's house on Friday night.

However, so long as you do not intend to use red diesel to travel any further than 1.5km on public roads whilst travelling between different areas of land which are occupied by the same person. And then for purposes relating to agriculture, horticulture or forestry, this is deemed to be acceptable use by HMRC.

Posted
13 hours ago, BorniteIdentity said:

Jesus.  That's as fit as a butcher's dog.

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The seats might even be virginal under there!

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If it was £2,2 or whatever then I'd probably be tempted.  £3k is a lot of money to sit on the wrong side of the drive thru though.

Reverse through?

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Holy christ, check out the face on this

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Burstner-591-ELEGANCE-2-Berth-Compact-A-Class-Motorhome-5-9-mtrs/264634418880

25 grand for this horror, its 15 yrs old an'all. Imagine finding yourself some unspoiled little corner of the remote scottish wilderness and plonking this glorified domestic appliance in it. Awful!!!

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must be one of the highest mile F20 1 series about - be cheap this!

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Posted
21 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

Holy christ, check out the face on this

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Burstner-591-ELEGANCE-2-Berth-Compact-A-Class-Motorhome-5-9-mtrs/264634418880

25 grand for this horror, its 15 yrs old an'all. Imagine finding yourself some unspoiled little corner of the remote scottish wilderness and plonking this glorified domestic appliance in it. Awful!!!

Panic over, it has an Iv*co engine. It couldn't get to the Scottish wilderness if it started from there.

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You wouldn't like me when I'm pink

 

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Don't make me pink, you wouldn't  like me when I'm pink

 

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Mr McGee!

 

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Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Stunning-customised-festival-caravan/233497904917?hash=item365d8f4715:g:JyAAAOSwk8JeP-~W

 

 

Posted
30 minutes ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

Holy christ, check out the face on this

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Burstner-591-ELEGANCE-2-Berth-Compact-A-Class-Motorhome-5-9-mtrs/264634418880

25 grand for this horror, its 15 yrs old an'all. Imagine finding yourself some unspoiled little corner of the remote scottish wilderness and plonking this glorified domestic appliance in it. Awful!!!

Check out this puppy!

https://www.donedeal.ie/campers-for-sale/eura-mobil-motorhome-5-berth-a-class-new-cvrt/22610496

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'Always prepare your spraying area carefully. For example, make sure there's a house radiator blocking access one side, and your mum's kitchen door the other. It's also widely believed a big fuck off gap in the 'shelter' will help as the wind, rain, dust and the ceiling curtain will aid the drying process' 

 

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'Whoops! Nearly forgot to mention spilling coffee on the floor to absorb any overspray'

 

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'Nearly there now'

 

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'Oh, one final tip:  Don't bother masking the wind screen, save time by simply using the wipers to clear the area afterwards'

 

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'nobody else has these colours'

 

I should fucking hope not. 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Street-KA-custom-painted-low-mileage-NO-RESERVE-PRICE/143533026166?hash=item216b3c2b76:g:It0AAOSwUuheRpjp

Posted
54 minutes ago, Amishtat said:

Chances of that remaining unscened? 

Slammed rat-look by the end of the week.

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The pink saxo has to be a roffle prize for the future. 

59 shitters @ 50p each would probably win it.

Must be driven home pre-booked mot of course. 

Sweepstake on how far it gets or how far before you get a tug 

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Posted
9 hours ago, mitsisigma01 said:

 

The pink saxo has to be a roffle prize for the future. ... 

The prize* nobody wants* to win

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Has someone actually attempted to attach a wing mirror using expanding foam! Sitting Pretty... more like Sitting Shitty...

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Be like me.

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https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1203551
 

It’s a truly terrible listing.  The seller says it has a year’s MOT, but the DVLA says that the year in question was 2009.

‘Offers invited’: I’d be lowballing this, but it could be a great car after a thorough service.

Posted
12 hours ago, Tadhg Tiogar said:

Reminds me of the jade green roofed houses that can be seen in the Mill Hill area.

I wonder if the seller's reserve is somewhere near ten bags?

Not sure but he does have a pan on his head. He might one bag for the wife?

Posted
13 hours ago, Mr_Bo11ox said:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-Envoy-1-6-16v-PetrolManual-1999/402100891325

Oooohh an early 1.6 Envoy!!!

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Fuckin' Nora Batty, AH'M OOT

 

 

That needs a 'breathed on by Ford' sticker on the arch. Poor thing must have parked too close to a crusty Ka I reckon.

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