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Hands up who wants a car that looks like a ghost that's farted in it's night gown?

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Evolution-Hawk-Body-kit/253969482478?hash=item3b21c2c2ee:g:SxYAAOSwp7Rbl3Yy:rk:15:pf:0

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Veranti-Spyder-MR2-Kit-car-Kitcar-convertible-part-ex-px-swap/223190362350?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D52543%26meid%3D06e4bb776425405b85a713124e433f45%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D253969482478%26itm%3D223190362350&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

 

Now you got me looking at kit cars instead of going to bed. 

 

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Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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But is it, still 1300 on the logbook mate

 

Insurance position could be of interest....

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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

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I'd be surprised if this would attract a buyer at a quarter of the current asking price.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1959-ARMSTRONG-SIDDELEY-STAR-SAPPHIRE/123469073712

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Even minty Sapphires do well to hit half that; comments on FB suggest the paint is shit so it's not mint and probably full of wob like most others, as you say a quarter is a more realistic maximum and then only if the vendor is prepared to wait for one of the tiny pool of people who have both 10 grand and a desire to spend their leisure time explaining that it's not a Jaguar/Bentley/whatever. I'd rather a 234 TBH.

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

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SiC to the beige courtesy phone

 

cheap posh trim for ADO16

 

1969-VANDEN-PLAS-PRINCESS-1300-Spares-or-repair-Rolling-shell-Barn-find
 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1969-VANDEN-PLAS-PRINCESS-1300-Spares-or-repair-Rolling-shell-Barn-find/253967041547?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140107083358%26meid%3Dcd54201bf10241dd97088bcaacbc0ee9%26pid%3D100011%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D12%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D264017634061%26itm%3D253967041547&_trksid=p2047675.c100011.m1850

 

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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But is it, still 1300 on the logbook mate

Not hard to change

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Was the dark of the moon on the sixth of June
dumpin' conifers and logs
Cab orange roof with a beacon on
And Jimmy usin' the hedge for a bog
Wee is headin' for his rigger boots
'Bout a mile outta Heckmondwike Town
I says, "Big Ben, here comes the VOSA boys.
FFS put the cherry down!"

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-ldv-convoy-pickup-only-done-88k/173628221902?hash=item286d0c69ce:g:nSoAAOSwGYhb4xLO:rk:17:pf:0

 

Cause we got an LDV Convoy
What a pile of shite
Yeah, we got an LDV Convoy,
who wants Listeria tonight?
Come on and join our Convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
Buy a burger from our Convoy

and you'll be shitting all day
'Cross the UK
Convoy!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-FOOD-VAN-3-5T/223186840343?hash=item33f6f8eb17:g:k-0AAOSwrwhbuUKA:rk:16:pf:0

 

 

By the time we got into Huddersfield Town,
We syphoned eighty-five trucks in all.
But there's an officious fucker in the council yard,
And we can't tip there at all
Yeah, the rust is thick on all 'cept the bumper
from the sides right up to the air
I says, "Callin' all trucks, this here's the Duck.
"We're about to rob a jet washer

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-LDV-Convoy-Tipper-4x2-Ex-Council-Very-Low-Mileage/264015816527?hash=item3d7891a74f:g:IUsAAOSwnqpbwEKD:rk:20:pf:0

 

'Cause we got an LDV Convoy
what a steaming pile of shite.
Yeah, we got an LDV Convoy,
Going pony rustling tonight
Come on and join our Convoy
Ain't nothin' gonna get in our way.
We gonna roll this fucking Convoy
to a horse fair today

CONVOY!

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-400-CONVOY-3-5-TON-HORSE-BOX/183497982576?hash=item2ab9550270:g:vQgAAOSwVRBbzeXB:rk:21:pf:0

 

Well, we rolled up near Brum on the A41
Like an asthmatic ant that's been affixed with nails.
We tore up all of our weighbridge sheets,
And left 'em sittin' on the scales.
By the time we hit that Bilston town,
we legged it pretty smart:
They'd brought up some reinforcements
From the Angle Ring VOSA yard
There's shit old cars, my LDV and even a Merc ML
And rigs of ev'ry size.
Check out those chicken wire/baked bean tin wings 
And sills from Fray Bentos pies.

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-LDV-400-CONVOY-D-LWB-Recovery-Truck-NO-VAT/223220153532?hash=item33f8f53cbc:g:~GQAAOSwF1tb4ciA:rk:12:pf:0

 

Well, we shot the line and we went for broke
to an Exeter camp site
An' five gnarly dudes on a mountain bikes
In a piss stained mini-bus.

 

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Well, we laid a strip for the Dartmouth shore

And prepared to cross the line
I could see the field was lined with foals
but I didn't have a dog-goned dime.
I says, AA this here's the Rubber Duck.
and we ain't got the ferry money,
coz we crashed the gate doing 28

and the steering box has gone again

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Convoy-converted-campervan-former-17-seater-minibus/223215648035?hash=item33f8b07d23:g:FMkAAOSwHSRbuKlu:rk:11:pf:0

 

Cause we got an LDV convoy
Rustin' heap of shite.
Yeah, we got an LDV Convoy,
How much cash tonight

Come on and scrap our Convoy
Swap a broken XBOX M8
We gonna roll this fucking Convoy

right though the weighbridge gate

 

CONVOY

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-convoy-ally-tipper-1-Spares-or-repair-no-reserve-low-Milage-Engine-export/232978242267?hash=item363e95dadb:g:aEEAAOSwfhxbn1bO:rk:36:pf:0

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Saab looks nice, but I can't concentrate on it.   Not just because the ad is fucking hard work to read, nor because I am still laughing at Cavcraft's Convoy.   No, its that bloody Cortina flashing its sexy arse in the background.....

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