eBay tat volume 3.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Is that a startled Mazda 323?

 

The back end's even worse....

[MorrisItalSLX]

Would Sir like another one?

 

 

https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Ford-Laser-1995/SSE-AD-5629899/?Cr=1

[wuvvum]

I'm going to assume that the bids on this are from people wanting a Perkins Prima engine rather than a Maestro van...

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-Lancia-Delta-HF-Turbo-IE-Project/123339520146

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-Mazda-323-glx-auto-pop-up-headlights-runs-and-drives-project/173502920521

 

 

still has its original dealer plates

[Junkman]

 

spares or repairs

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rolls-Royce-silver-shadow-ll-spares-or-repairs/132763027446

[Junkman]

 

Retro

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Crown-Retro/223122811237

 

 

This would make a great cool Retro project

 

What does that even mean?

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-TR7-fhc-solid-roof/253839211918

 

 

solid roof

 

 

non-sunroof

 

 

Very good shell and rare, guess there must be less than 50 non-sunroof left?

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-4-Van-F4-4x4wd/283131125581

 

 

 

Whoa!

[Supernaut]

Would Sir like another one?

 

werty.JPG

 

https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Ford-Laser-1995/SSE-AD-5629899/?Cr=1

Fuck yeah! That's awesome. If only it wasn't so far away.

[RobT]

If this was an automatic it'd be my forever car.

 

 

Spring mount needs welding for the MoT, as does the outer seal...

 

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/classic-car-1991-vauxhall-cavalier-8-valve-starts-and-drives-well-92-000-miles-car-located-in-gra/1311953896

[64A60]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-victor-fb-vx490/223122310825?hash=item33f32046a9:g:PDsAAOSwk6dbhpbm

[64A60]

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C1030427

[RobT]

 

Unique paint job!!

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-mondeo-estate/1311929737

[mercrocker]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-TR7-fhc-solid-roof/253839211918

 

Brilliant!  I actually thought that was a wittily substituted picture on your behalf.....

[mercrocker]

 

 

What does that even mean?

 

Usually that the seller might be a bit of a knob.

[doug]

Who was it that was looking for a big 4x4?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/stonefield-4-x4-forward-control/183403186689

[Tamworthbay]

If this was an automatic it'd be my forever car.

 

Cav.JPG

 

Spring mount needs welding for the MoT, as does the outer seal...

 

2142qd.jpg

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/vauxhall/classic-car-1991-vauxhall-cavalier-8-valve-starts-and-drives-well-92-000-miles-car-located-in-gra/1311953896

So he’s blown a seal then?

 

 

 

Best not tell the wwf.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-granada/192642276958

 

 

lowered 40 mil ate front

 

It's usually the rust that eats the front of these, not the lowering.

[Junkman]

Them septics did 90s shite better than we did.

 

https://www.richardbellpowersports.net/1999-Ford-Taurus/Used-Car/Deland-FL/10095421/Details.aspx

 

 

https://www.richardbellpowersports.net/2001-Saturn-SL/Used-Car/Deland-FL/10087428/Details.aspx

 

 

https://www.richardbellpowersports.net/1999-Plymouth-Breeze/Used-Car/Deland-FL/718586/Details.aspx

 

 

https://www.richardbellpowersports.net/1997-Oldsmobile-EightyEight/Used-Car/Deland-FL/718580/Details.aspx

[cort16]

You know sometimes you want to take the piss?

 

 

 

Unique Camper Van Conversion-Citroen Relay- One Off-Bespoke Scandinavian Style

 

 

But it's actually really good

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Camper-Van-Conversion-Citroen-Relay-One-Off-Bespoke-Scandinavian-Style/273431228363?hash=item3fa9c56fcb:g:XlkAAOSwxaNbhG5a

[cort16]

Interesting gear knob

 

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/groups/390896610925969/permalink/2332733153408962/?sale_post_id=2332733153408962&rt=11

[bigstraight6]

And there appear to be 3 huge fingers on the passenger seat...

[Matt]

Another contender for the lazy bastard of the day award... yes that's the only picture..

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-POLO-Automatic-1-4-blue-4-door-sunroof-1998-long-MOT-80-000-miles/273431079697?hash=item3fa9c32b11:g:jcUAAOSwxipbRIj8

 

 

Why do so many of these have a dent in the rear valance just to the right of centre?

[Cavcraft]

You know sometimes you want to take the piss?

 

 

 

 

But it's actually really good

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Camper-Van-Conversion-Citroen-Relay-One-Off-Bespoke-Scandinavian-Style/273431228363?hash=item3fa9c56fcb:g:XlkAAOSwxaNbhG5a

 

No.

 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Traffic-DCI-LWB-Day-Van-Surf-Camper-Custom-exhaust-Lowered-X5-Alloys/173503936955?hash=item2865a3f9bb:g:BgwAAOSwTMZbh5Nl

[Cavcraft]

WHOOSH!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Duple-Lazer/283130818906?hash=item41ebe9715a:g:WOUAAOSwantbh6r1

[Kiltox]

You know sometimes you want to take the piss?

 

 

 

 

But it's actually really good

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Unique-Camper-Van-Conversion-Citroen-Relay-One-Off-Bespoke-Scandinavian-Style/273431228363?hash=item3fa9c56fcb:g:XlkAAOSwxaNbhG5a

I was expecting this with a piss soaked mattress in the back

 

[Cavcraft]

Guy Keyboard Warrior

 

 

 

ALBIONS SUCK M8

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Guy-warrior/323420889438?hash=item4b4d63215e:g:gKoAAOSwn4Vbhx15

[Cavcraft]

This is ace, looks like a fish that's been punched on the nose

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/DAIHATSU-MIDGET-QUIRKY-PICK-UP-AIR-CONDITIONING-ADVERTISEMENT-POTENTIAL/142911471308?hash=item21462ffecc:g:tsUAAOSwq-9bhZ9U

[busmansholiday]

WHOOSH!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-Duple-Lazer/283130818906?hash=item41ebe9715a:g:WOUAAOSwantbh6r1

Very rare, new in 1984 to Larratt Pepper & Sons as YWP752, sold out to Yorkshire Traction not that many years later. Still in their colours and the badge on the side was theirs.