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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Two bob Bob the boxer dog knob

 

Two bob Bob was me dear grandad's mad brother

'e' thought 'e was a boxer dog and get into bother

The silly old bugger used to slip off 'is chain

and go chasin' lorries up and down the back lane

 

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'e 'ad a prize coin that 'e treasured a bit

'and if 'e ever couldn't find it, 'e'd sure lose 'is shit

so me grandad told 'im 'e was going Daventry

said 'sit behind the seats son, but don't do a pee'

 

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'but Bob couldn't help 'imself and did a crafty big poo

and then lost 'is pence and turned the air blue!

Shit, piss and bollocks, were the words he did talk

where's me two bob gone, you fuckin' shitehawk?

 

 

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'e looked behind seats where 'ed earlier sat,

and near put his 'ands in the place where 'e'd shat

YOU ABSOLUTE C*NT! to my grandad 'e said,

then 'e turned round and twatted 'is head

 

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well, two bob Bob the boxer dog KNOB

you should 'ave looked further before you opened your gob

'coz 'e found the  precious stupid coin that got you frustrated

an' tomorrow it's bein' put towards you getting castrated

 

 

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So no more will you run after lorries like a daft young pup,

get back in your cage and shut the fuck up

an' as a permanent reminder of 'ow we spent your smackers

inside that old barrow we will leave you your knackers

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-1979-Ford-1110-tractor-unit-with-1950s-Tasker-trailer/113150627090?hash=item1a584d8d12%3Ag%3AhGkAAOSwj%7E5bSwnV&_sop=10&_sacat=63732&rt=nc&_dcat=63732&_dmpt=Commercial_Trucks

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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Jeez, that's probably the most off-putting backdrop to a sales photo of a V5-less scooter that I can imagine....

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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Celica looks like an imported narrow body. Not really all that remarkable, just unusual.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Must be rough around there if it has to sleep with one eye open.

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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Jeez, that's probably the most off-putting backdrop to a sales photo of a V5-less scooter that I can imagine....

Has it just been wheeled out of that van in the background ?

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lesapandre Rank: Talbot Tagora

lesapandre

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https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Honda-CRX-VTEC-White-11-000-miles-only-Potential-Show-Winner-Museum-Piece-/113129643126?nav=SEARCH

 

There's deluded and then there's this. I'll let you read the advert but sit down before seeing the price.

 

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If you need to have a chat, need more information or photos, please do get in contact. If you feel you would like to view the car you will also have the opportunity to chat to my mother for £19,000 cash.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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19 grand and you can 'talk to my mother' LOL! Serious outfit right there.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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£19,750?

Interested parties will be vetted?

Just to keep it lubricated?

 

For £19,750 you could lubricate my mum then take this car straight onto a fucking oval.

Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

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How many Maestros has that been made out of? 'Kinell fire

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