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Skizzer Rank: Isuzu Florian

Skizzer

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Flippin eck, a phase 1 Chrysler Alpine, in posh GLS spec with velour and headlamp wipers. Mrs Skizzer says she likes it and told me to “put a bid in, you haven't bought a car for ages.”

 

There are a number of good reasons why I haven’t bought a car in ages, but okey doke.

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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 Mrs Skizzer says she likes it and told me to “put a bid in, you haven't bought a car for ages.”

 

She's a keeper, for sure.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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This vehicle is ideal for a .... chemical site

 

Worker 1: "Oh no! A small fire has broken out in the Xylene production facility! Thank goodness we responsibly prepared for this eventuality by buying a 35 year old Chitty Chitty Bang Bang looking Japanese fire engine off eBay which was advertised as also being suitable for Hen Nights"

 

Worker 2: "DARREN! Press the button for FOAM and DEFINITELY NOT WATER, this is imperative"

 

Darren:

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Plant:

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-NISSAN-SAFARI-FIRE-ENGINE-TRUCK-9000-MILES-JAPANESE-IMPORT-HEN-PARTY/352353382533

Schaefft Rank: Isuzu Florian

Schaefft

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I'm much more intrigued by the wrecked 612 Scaglietti they are offering as well. I'm loving these, completely overlooked GT, and the cheapest one I've seen yet:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-FERRARI-612-SCAGLIETTI-LHD-DAMAGED-REPAIRABLE-SALVAGE/123116034494?hash=item1caa4999be:g:1qoAAOSwodpa7UT~

 

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This doesnt look so bad, right?

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meshking Rank: Citroen Ami

meshking

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This doesnt look so bad, right?

Something-something-something Bloody-ell Leepu!

 

Sent from my SGP621 using Tapatalk

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Mrs Skizzer says she likes it and told me to “put a bid in, you haven't bought a car for ages.”

Fuck me, is she married yet?

 

 

There are a number of good reasons why I haven’t bought a car in ages, but okey doke.

No there aren't and you know it.

Jim Bell Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Jim Bell

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All of the yes.

 

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I had a chat with him. Belts are due, ABS fault and a big hole in the sill. Looks lovely though.

Schaefft Rank: Isuzu Florian

Schaefft

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This is one clean looking late Cougar, I good price, too!

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mercury-cougar-xr7-46l-v8-ford-v8-engine-like-thunderbird-part-of-the-super-coupe-range/1298616935?utm_source=savedsearches&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=GT.TRIGGER.SA&utm_content=none&utm_source=savedsearches&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=GT.TRIGGER.SA&utm_content=none

 

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Someone talk me out of this monstrosity. Fortunately it’s 5 hours drive away, otherwise I would probably go look at it.

 

https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-XJR-6-Supercharged/292562643241?hash=item441e17a929:g:KLYAAOSwUWpa-JnE

 

 

Go and look at it?

What's that kind of nonsense about all of a sudden?

 

A Jaaaag is still being bought sight unseen, then picked up in a dystopian estate after dark.

Anything else is doing it RONG!

davehedgehog31 Rank: Renault 16

davehedgehog31

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Oh ffs, a high spec 216 auto.

 

Really, really want.

 

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That looks lovely. A really usable car whilst also being really rare nowadays - I've not seen another up here since I got mine. 

busmansholiday Rank: Lancia Gamma

busmansholiday

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https://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-FORD-FOCUS-GHIA-TD-DI-BLACK-SHORT-MOT-SO-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-DRIVE-AWAY/163043566452?hash=item25f6276374:g:X0YAAOSwtdVa7LWk

 

2004 FORD FOCUS GHIA TD DI currently at 200 notes

 

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quote"FEW THINGS LIKE HANDBRAKE U/S A WHIRRING SOUND WHEN YOU TURN STEERING WHEEL AND A D-D-D SOUND WHEN DRIVING SLOW BUT GOES WHEN GOING FASTER."

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Worker 1: "Oh no! A small fire has broken out in the Xylene production facility! Thank goodness we responsibly prepared for this eventuality by buying a 35 year old Chitty Chitty Bang Bang looking Japanese fire engine off eBay which was advertised as also being suitable for Hen Nights"

 

Worker 2: "DARREN! Press the button for FOAM and DEFINITELY NOT WATER, this is imperative"

 

Darren:

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Plant:

idizoyy.jpg

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-NISSAN-SAFARI-FIRE-ENGINE-TRUCK-9000-MILES-JAPANESE-IMPORT-HEN-PARTY/352353382533

 

150/10.

 

Top work, sir.

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