eBay tat volume 3.

[busmansholiday]

Can't be driven home (radiator leaking)

Saw the bit about the radiator but as I live in this neck of the woods, I knew that really was genuine ! ( Plod !!!)

[Junkman]

Goodness me!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Thema-16V-Turbo/263679399837

 

 

Watchlisterisated like seldom something.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Volvo-340-1987/332648852041

 

 

Clutch has gone

 

A car like this shouldn't have a clutch anyway.

[Junkman]

Jayzuz, look at that soccer mom conveyance!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Range-Rover-P38-fitted-with-NOS-22-Kahn-chrome-alloy-wheels/123126376987

 

 

 

 

fitted with NOS!! 22” Kahn chrome alloy wheels

 

I bet that helps the transfer case a lot.

 

 

 

needs to be seen in all its glory to be fully appreciated.

 

And how can I unsee it afterwards?

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-300ce/163041881991

 

Despite being of 1992 vintage, everything about it so gleefully 80s that having a mullet is compulsory.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-Fun-Truck/302734504749

 

 

Fun Truck

 

Our concepts of fun differ vastly. Oh, and our concepts of a truck too, while I'm at it.

[wuvvum]

This looks like it'd be fun to roar around in.

 

[Junkman]

OMG not Starsky OFAH 007!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Cinquecento-Sporting-1-1-Inbetweeners-Replica-Bumder-Mobile-Long-MOT/302733214163

 

 

if I cant find a buyer I'll simply keep it

 

What would the alternative look like?

 

 

I will re-list the car if it doesn't sell

 

Oh, ok.

 

 

 

with all of the interior and soundproofing refitted as a much more sensible and boring machine but increase the listing price.

 

You, sir, should negotiate the Brexit!

[richardmorris]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-300ce/163041881991

 

Despite being of 1992 vintage, everything about it so gleefully 80s that having a mullet is compulsory.

Definitely worth £1.24 for the grill and mascot.

[Schaefft]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mercedes-300ce/163041881991

 

Despite being of 1992 vintage, everything about it so gleefully 80s that having a mullet is compulsory.

These are still incredibly undervalued here in the UK. Even with the rust this would be worth 5k in Germany.

[Junkman]

At least something is undervalued in the UK.

[64A60]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/singer-gazelle/112985452735?hash=item1a4e7530bf:g:Jz8AAOSwEnZa8x4g

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-Mondeo-st24-v6/173309120840

 

 

beauty

[wuvvum]

I'm pretty sure this has been on before, but it hasn't lost any of its appeal*.

 

[Junkman]

 

Motor car

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Motor-car/123123678964

 

 

Needs to be seen.

 

Because all photos are incredibly shit.

[madrat]

3.9 V8:

 

 

But what's it in?

 

 

 

Sherpa drophead, okay then, that's not too bad. Could be interesting.

 

 

 

But what's that by the sill? A running board?

 

 

 

LOL RANGE ROADSTER

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MGB-ROADSTER-RANGE-ROVER-HYBRID-3-9i-V8-SOFT-TOP/183217027562?hash=item2aa895f9ea:g:qeYAAOSweNZa8p0f&clk_rvr_id=1525207452650&rmvSB=true

WTF!

[madrat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Volvo-340-1987/332648852041

 

 

A car like this shouldn't have a clutch anyway.

I love the 340/360

[S2000]

Jayzuz, look at that soccer mom conveyance!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-Range-Rover-P38-fitted-with-NOS-22-Kahn-chrome-alloy-wheels/123126376987

 

 

 

 

I bet that helps the transfer case a lot.

 

 

 

And how can I unsee it afterwards?

 

I bet the soccer mom is as rough as the bonnet, maybe Donald Trump will pay the owner off.... lol

[S2000]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Motor-car/123123678964

 

 

Because all photos are incredibly shit.

 

Needs to be gas axed..... what a bag of shite

[S2000]

I've bypass the fibre optics Captain

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Saab-9-3-2-0t-arc-2002-No-MOT-but-good-runner-Minor-work-needed/222973302421?hash=item33ea3e9695:g:4nMAAOSw0Pxa9DeJ

 

[wuvvum]

Rusty but currently extremely cheap Amazon in Walesshire

 

[cort16]

 

 

 

 could be your hobbie 700 for quick sale

 

If your hobbie is collection molds and spores and contracting fungal diseases

 

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/fiat/for-car-enthusiasts-/1298394725

[S2000]

Ive got a BMX Penis extension

 

Personally i think a GTI 6 conversion would make these a fun little Motor rather than remembering how Sam Fox was years ago while having a slow wank in the shower....

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-306-Cabriolet-Convertible-Tow-a-Car-A-frame/292553456396?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D50546%26meid%3Dcdb1be24e9e14c91905fa24579cc6863%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D5%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D222969356203%26itm%3D292553456396&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Subaru-Justy-1-3-Gx-AWD-Spares-Or-Repairs-Mot-Failure-Starts-Runs-Ok/222971788931

 

 

In Faded Red

 

Wonderful.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-320L-petrol/163038616476

 

 

realy is genuin car

[Cavcraft]

'Legendary'

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Escort-1-6-LX-5-Door/153014987192?hash=item23a06769b8:g:mt0AAOSwhkVa9WPN

 

That's about as 'legendary' as an 8 months old cocker spaniel's garden turd interpretation of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

[Junkman]

It's only a Roland Garros.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-205-Roland-Garros-Cabriolet-barn-find/253610741676

 

 

A rather fucked one, sadly:

 

 

 

Oh, and it sure gets a numberplate obfuscation award:

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-PRIMERA/163038376270

 

 

And now look:

 

 

 

Sure enough it also gets the coveted Numberpate Obfuscation Award:

 

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Volvo-V90-CD-3-0-estate-top-of-the-range-modern-classic/323252081949?hash=item4b4353551d:g:U0IAAOSwRdNa9d4g

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Hyundai-XG30/202307913876

 

 

I bought this as an alternative to a Lexus

 

 

Im selling it for spares or repairs

 

 

So in summary sold for spares or repairs