eBay tat volume 3.

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Megane-1-4e-el-sr-a-c-5dr-RT/253610216637

 

Low tax band, low mileage, MoT until Feb, £395.

You can't get useable cars for cheap nowadays, blah, blah, rhubarb.

[Junkman]

Cars I didn't know existed until recently.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-fiat-panda-selecta-automatic-in-blue/323241619991

 

 

Yes, I know it, but look:

 

 

 

That I didn't know.

[Junkman]

Live the American nightmare!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-CHRYSLER-NEON-LX-AUTO-2-LITRE-PETROL-FOUR-DOOR-SALOON-LOW-MILES/292549944768

 

Ohoooow!

 

 

 

Verdict: Needs moar Rebel flags!

[Junkman]

Why these aren't an Autoshite thing will forever elude me.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-480ES-1992-Scandinavian-wedge-shaped-classic/273190905788

 

 

 

What's not to hate?

 

GIB, ffs!

[Junkman]

There aren't any cheap cars anymore.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mazda-626-1-8i-a-c/163028731044

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-laguna/112966254763

 

 

11 Months MOT

[Junkman]

Portrait:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-75-CONNOISSEUR-PETROL-WITH-GAS-CONVERSION/292527447810

 

 

Landscape:

 

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-d-plate-Nissan-Sunny-COLECTORS-CAR/263603246711

 

 

 

Why do those sponges always make me think the heater matrix is fucked?

 

Oh, and it's a

 

 

COLECTORS CAR

[Junkman]

Your Porsche is our concern.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Porsche-924/323246951035

[Junkman]

Has Mr Bo11ox found his home in Spain yet?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Morris-Horsebox-1971/282957428622

[Junkman]

This is brilliant.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Robin-Supervan/202310877380

[Junkman]

This is shit.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Morris-Traveller/183218217403

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

What's that in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's
 

Supervan

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Reliant-Robin-Supervan/202310877380

[Junkman]

Do not paint!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Sunbeam-Raiper-Fastback/253610784770

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

 

CONVERTIBLE DIESEL

 

 

 

 

ideal car for towing to Europe

 

leave it there

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AIXAM-CONVERTIBLE-DIESEL-CAR-WITH-TRAILER/332649131923

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

Rare apple model

 

Does that mean you can't remove the battery?

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-maestro/222974937606

[Junkman]

 

marcedes

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-marcedes/153014822299

 

And for heaven's sake, do NOT read the ad!

[Junkman]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/For-escort-1984-convertible-spares-or-repairs-No-reserve/323242318231

 

 

The pictures tell you what’s going on

[Junkman]

 

TAXI DERME * RAT ROD * CUSTOM * RUSTY SHED * HOT ROD PROJECT *

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TAXI-DERME-RAT-ROD-CUSTOM-RUSTY-SHED-HOT-ROD-PROJECT/123125524061

[Junkman]

classic american cars

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-american-cars/323247997146

 

 

And that's it.

[Supernaut]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-Volvo-V90-CD-3-0-estate-top-of-the-range-modern-classic/323252081949?hash=item4b4353551d:g:U0IAAOSwRdNa9d4g

Last spotted by yours truly in a shed in Perthshire, in February.

 

[wuvvum]

Cars I didn't know existed until recently.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-fiat-panda-selecta-automatic-in-blue/323241619991

 

 

Yes, I know it, but look:

 

 

 

That I didn't know.

You have evidently never had the pleasure of meeting Pandaselecta then...

[Junkman]

Nope.

[wuvvum]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-PRIMERA/163038376270

 

 

And now look:

 

 

 

Sure enough it also gets the coveted Numberpate Obfuscation Award:

 

I had a rubber band Primera once.  It was not good.

[Six-cylinder]

Importantly I have had very little to drink this evening!

 

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C988902

[Ghosty]

 

 

 

Forgot to add Honda engine.

 

 

Where is it, then?

[Aston Martin]

Cars I didn't know existed until recently.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-fiat-panda-selecta-automatic-in-blue/323241619991

 

 

Yes, I know it, but look:

 

 

 

That I didn't know.

Good news, the auto box is already fucked. Convert to manual please.

[mercrocker]

That Minor thing is fucking gruesome.   What was he on?

[panhard65]

Importantly I have had very little to drink this evening!

 

 

https://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C988902

I wouldn't worry too much, I suspect he will have it a while as he is looking for offers over 995 for a left hooker that hasn't run for 10 years. You should be able to get one with a CT for that money in France

[MorrisItalSLX]

Why these aren't an Autoshite thing will forever elude me.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-480ES-1992-Scandinavian-wedge-shaped-classic/273190905788

 

 

 

What's not to hate?

 

GIB, ffs!

 

Seconded. Can someone ship one down under for me?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-480-ES-RARE-LIMITED-EDITION-2-0L-1993-MILEAGE-32277/173309665637?hash=item285a0fa165:g:mHkAAOSw~Bha6MWY

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-VOLVO-480-TURBO-AUTO-RED-87k-miles-FSH-Oct-MOT-Superb-classic-car/332648026090?hash=item4d735e0fea:g:AwsAAOSwsTVawJE5

 

SEX ON A STICK