eBay tat volume 3.

[64A60]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cresta-Delux-PC-Classic-Car/253557480122?hash=item3b09341aba:g:498AAOSwqHta0O33

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Waxoyled from new and it's still a rotten patched up heap of shit.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ALFA-ROMEO-Sud-1500/253545872390?hash=item3b0882fc06:g:WT0AAOSwXj5atnfP

 

These, like so many cars, were fantastic:

 

1. When they were new

 

2. 20 or 30 years ago when they were everywhere for £350 with an MOT. I had loads.

 

Now it's just a mostly forgotten Italian teabag that most kids would think is an Allegro. The much vaunted Alfasud handling would, in 2018, be very  average. A super 77/8 tidy 1300Ti maybe because it looks great. This plastic bumpered turd..........nah.

 

£920 reserve not met? Get thyself into t'sea.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

Oh gawd. That poor CX. Used it to move house almost eight years ago. Now I'm thinking it'd make a fine HubNut rescue, though I'm crap at electrics...

 

Can we launch a rescue bid at Shitefest?

Aberdeen, though.

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Get rich quick.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Peugeot-405-Style-4-door-saloon-turbo-diesel/183176871384

 

 

Quick 3 grand in that.

[egg]

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1416625207.htm?ca=12_s

 

A 'proper' Mercedes.

 

[The Reverend Bluejeans]

Oof!

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-car-Armstrong-Siddely-Sapphire-lovely-old-classic-used-for-weddings/282920694223

 

 

 

 

A bit too clean to banger race, but close in my book. Hateful pile of Ye Olde English shit.

[Christine]

Low miles, low owner, low cc ,low tax,  new mot  ,full ( unworking) sunroof £299   Cardiff

 

About this here new Mot mate ?? It's not showing as moted....

 

https://www.fiatforum.com/classifieds/showproduct.php?product=35321&limit=recent

 

[NorfolkNWeigh]

A bit too clean to banger race, but close in my book. Hateful pile of Ye Olde English shit.

At least he didn't make a grille for it out of some industrial roasting tins an extractor fan, like his poor old Sheerline ( maybe Princess, I'm not sure)

And the finest West of England Dralon is a nice touch, I'd definitely roll in that. Maybe not for £9k though...

 

Bollocks! Maybe 2 small pics make one proper size?

[egg]

Yes, I'm afraid I did have to share this....

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1416605838.htm?ca=12_s

 

[egg]

So here's some compensation, being sold by 'Christ'!

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1416625579.htm?ca=12_s

 

 

[egg]

I might have posted this before, but worth a re-print.

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1416551264.htm?ca=12_s

 

 

[Christine]

Yes, I'm afraid I did have to share this....

 

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1416605838.htm?ca=12_s

 

Nowt wrong with that.. 

 

[ProgRocker]

Daihatsu HiJet:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daihatsu-Hijet-998cc-day-van/273145844942?hash=item3f98c2d4ce:g:W~cAAOSwwARax540

 

 

Seller seems to have a good sense of humour!

[Supernaut]

Daihatsu HiJet:

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daihatsu-Hijet-998cc-day-van/273145844942?hash=item3f98c2d4ce:g:W~cAAOSwwARax540

 

 

Seller seems to have a good sense of humour!

 

It's got wood!

[rantingYoof]

Anyone seeking a genuine base-spec Mk2 Volvo V70 that's already been to moon?

 

Misery spec, misery engine, pure excellence and I would buy this if I had to drive around the world non-stop...

 

 

BLANKING PLATES! BLANKING PLATES EVERYWHERE!

 

https://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201804065272871

 

PLEASE SOMEONE DO A BUY

[stillOrange]

I’m currently in Sweden and just local adverts would easily fill pages of this thread.

 

But this is special for that price (around £2.9k). If anyone wants I’m happy to deliver it to UK...

 

 

https://www.blocket.se/vi/78820042.htm

[wuvvum]

Barn find Nova

 

[GrumpyCat]

Lunar Rover. (moon mileage).

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-825-coupe-rover-800-coupe/332621149234?hash=item4d71c3f432:g:BhYAAOSwLuJa0nBO

 

[GrumpyCat]

Clean Clio.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-clio/222924141567?hash=item33e75073ff:g:bUIAAOSw~TBa0n9-

 

[GrumpyCat]

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-Prisma-Symbol-1-6-ie/323208487886?hash=item4b40ba23ce:g:WjIAAOSw~-Ja0jj8

 

[GrumpyCat]

Even cleaner Clio,

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-CLIO-Phase-1-1-2-Petrol-5-Speed-Gearbox-Less-than-25-000-Miles/232734015412?hash=item3630073fb4:g:ePIAAOSwAy5ay4av

 

 

[mitsisigma01]

Not an eBay but a Facebook bargin .

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1727079937330427

 

Any old hippies on here want to relive their heady days !

[Ghosty]

That's bloody early for an extant LT!

[Ghosty]

How not to Honda:

[tooSavvy]

South Shields Proton Savvy. Anyone we know? 

 

 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/proton-savvy-style/263597552102?hash=item3d5fa371e6:g:54UAAOSwxAhawsmW

 

£850 on a good day.... [OK, OK... Move the decimal :/ ]

 

* at least the only DPF the owner needs to worry about is on the number plate!

[SiC]

I've had this eBay seller saved for years and years. Every 6 months or so he imports fresh Trabbis from Eastern Europe. Everyone of them looks to be in great nick. One of these days I'll hit buy-it-now.

 

This is his current freshly imported one:

https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F192511181501

[egg]

https://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/1416788425.htm

 

 

[cort16]

3.0 Elite Omega currently cheap but with minutes to go ending today.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-elite-3-0ltr-V6-petrol/222912952631?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649

[cort16]

I'm no VW licker but I'd rub my face in this. Fair price too I recon.

 

 

Having the original advert from the paper is cool

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-CORRADO-94-L-2-0L-16v-DRAGON-GREEN-Golf-gti-classic-xr2-xr3i-vr6/112937840239?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649

[cort16]

Pretty Base 1.4 Fiat Tipot

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-M-Fiat-Tipo-1-4-ie-S-5-Door-Hatch-Green-Fantastic-Example-with-ONLY-80k/273159170361?ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT&_trksid=p2055119.m1438.l2649